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Ten Things You Should Never say to Your Bartender

Chapter One: What should I have?

Welcome to your life
Theres no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on Mother Nature
Everybody wants to rule the world

Everyone has a story, everyone including yours truly, but we aren't here to talk about me. We are here to listen to everyone else's troubles. That's right I'm a bartender here at The Blue Dragonfly. We get all kinds of people coming into this place; we get alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, singles, married couples, and of course the married couples that wish they were single.

The bar was busy and there were people lining up outside waiting for their turn to get in. I finished making a sex on the beach and gave my attention to the blonde gentleman in front of me. He was wearing a suit; it looked like he just got off of work.

Its my own design
Its my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

"What can I get you?" I said.

"What should I have?" He asks.

I raise my eyebrow and look at him. First of all, I don't know what you should have. I don't know what you like. This guy is such an idiot.

"What should you have? Hmm. Uh beats me, what do you like? I mean I guess I should know since I know you so well. What do you usually drink? What do you feel like trying tonight? Sorry if I'm being a little sarcastic here, but that's just stupid. Don't ask people that don't know you what you should have. That's the number one thing you should never ask a busy bartender." I said to him while handing him a cocktail menu.

"Did I say something to piss you off?" He asked me.

Theres a room where the light wont find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do Ill be right behind you

"Look, don't take it personally or anything mister, but I'm busy dealing with drunks so I don't have time to figure out what you like. You're not a baby; you don't need me ordering for you. So, instead of asking me what you should have, give me some direction. Feel like tequila? Then ask me which one I'd recommend. Heard a lot about Cosmopolitans but never tried one? Ask me what vodka you should have in one. Here take a look at the menu, and I'll be back in a few to see what you want. Right now, I'm going to go take care of some customers that actually know what they want." I said before leaving.

There isn't much of anything a busy bartender likes to do less than try to order for you. Hell, I can't even figure out what I'm having when I go out after work. Why would I want to try and figure it out for you?

So glad weve almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

I went back over to the indecisive gentleman to see if he was ready to order.

"You're not going to bite my head off again, are you?" He asks, holding his hand up in defense.

"No, no, I'm sorry about before. It's just there are some things you should never say to a bartender, and especially a busy bartender. So, what can I get you?" I asked him with a smile this time.

"How about a Jack and Coke?" He said.

"Are you asking me, or is that what you want?" I asked him knowing very well what he meant.

"That's what I want, pretty girl." He said.

"Does your wife know you call other women besides her pretty girl?" I asked him while pouring his drink and placing it in front of him.

"How did you know?" He said looking down at his hand at the finger that was missing a ring.

"Tan lines, plus working at a bar for so long you kind of get a knack for these things." I said to him.

"So what are you doing here? I've never seen you here before, and most of the people that come to this bar are regulars." I said to him.

"I'm meeting people from work here." He said to me.

"Well, Have fun mister. I have to get back to work." I said before attempting to leave.

"Wait what do I owe you?" He asks.

"It's on me, since I was so rude to you before and besides it didn't hurt calling me pretty girl, but don't think that it will work every time." I said winking at him before I left to pour more drinks.

I cant stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that youll never never never never need it
One headline why believe it ?
Everybody wants to rule the world

"What's your name?" He rushes over to where I'm at.

"What's yours?" I ask him.

"Lucas Scott." He says.

"Well Lucas Scott, if you want to know my name, I'm sure you'll be around again to figure it out." I said before walking off one last time.

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

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