-1Yes, once more it is I, the Ruler of Randomness, the person who wore a stuffed frog on her head for an entire week at school, the one who when insulted merely replies, "no one is available to take your call, please leave a message after the beep", and…if you see someone making a complete and utter fool of themselves in public, it's me, say hi.

Bakura: "The sad part is that she actually is proud of herself."

Ryo: "Yep."

RoR: "Am I really that bad to be around?"

Ryo and Bakura: "You have noooooooo idea."

The 'what if' scenario, ingenious really for it has once again inspired me! What if…what if our favorite albino, British, millennium item holder had a sister who grew up in the U.S. of A…who was worse than Bakura…and has come to live with Ryo and Bakura in their apartment…ah the randomness… (A.N. in the manga Ryo actually does write to his sister Amane, so I don't think she really counts as an OC)

Disclaimer like thingy which exists for no apparent reason other than to mock the many many many authoresses which must then type them repeatedly: …guess, just guess…come on you can do it! Use those Greek and Latin routes that you were supposed to have learned in fifth grade…fan fiction me no own.

Chp. 1Introducing

At Ryo's apartment…

"Um…Bakura…?…there's something that I need to talk to you about…" Ryo was trying to talk to the spirit of the millennium ring, who was sprawled out on the couch watching t.v. and eating every junk food known to man.

"What? I'm busy." He was watching a Lavern and Shirley rerun and consuming mini powered doughnuts at an inhuman speed.

"…I see…uh…you see…the thing is…how do I say this…hmmm…-" As Ryo struggled to explain the life changing event that was to occur, he failed to notice the former tomb robber becoming angry…really, really angry.

"FOOL!!! JUST SPIT OUT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY!!! I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN LISTEN TO YOU BABBLE FOR AN HOUR!!!" At this point Bakura had thrown the empty package of doughnuts at Ryo's already white hair.

"My sister is coming to live with us." This announcement was met with silence. Ryo was confused as he had been pointedly staring at the floor for most of the conversation only now looking up to see an extremely comical look plastered to his yami's face (his mouth had dropped open and he had eyes roughly the size of Yugi's, not to mention the fact that he'd just stood up and had fallen back onto the couch after hearing this news).

"…but…sister…why…here…staying…what?" Bakura shook his head to clear his thoughts and started over. "Okay, your sister…she's coming here because…why?"

Ryo grinned at the shocked expression on his face, it wasn't often that he got to surprise the legendary Thief King. "Her name's Amane and she's been in America until recently, but now she's coming to live with us because both of my parents are away most of the time on archeological digs."

"Tell her not to come, it's bad enough living with you as it is. Just get her to stay wherever it is she's been staying." And with that signaling the end of things Bakura flopped back down onto the couch to watch the commercial for meow mix that had come on. "She can't, Bakura."

"What do you mean she can't? Of course she can, just cancel the flight and send some money or something. It's simple." Bakura looked a little ticked off that Ryo hadn't been able to figure out this obvious solution to their problem. "She can't stay where she is now…she'll be arriving on the six o'clock flight tomorrow afternoon."

It was official, Bakura was ticked off, "I SAID THAT I DON'T WANT HER STAYING HERE!!! WHY CAN'T SHE STAY OVER THERE, HUH?!?!"

Ryo exited the room saying, "The thing is, they threw her out of the top level security prison because she caused too much trouble and now she has no where else to go."

"…how does someone get kicked out of jail…?…"

And that's the end of the very first chapter of my fanfic! Next chapter will involve her arrival, and the third one will probably be a set up type thing and her actually moving into the apartment. After that it should get really funny.

Bakura: "Does 'funny' involve pain for the main characters in any way?"

RoR: "But of course!"

Ryo: "I was afraid she'd say that."

RoR: "Oh, not you Ryo!"

Ryo: "Really? I needn't fear for my life?"

RoR: "Nope, the fan girls would kill me, plus I'm going to have my little Kura-chan take her out to destroy…er…explore Domino."

Ryo: "Kura-chan? …oh well, as long as it doesn't involve me."

Bakura: "Don't call me that…but I'm your favorite, why do I have to take that psychopath anywhere?"

RoR: "Because you're my favorite, and I always torture those I like best…or hate most…or am aware of in any form or fashion…never mind."

Ryo: "…have fun Kura-chan."

Bakura: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"