Author's Note: I do not own Total Drama, or Pokemon, except for my made-up hosts who are not actually real characters in the show.

Chris: Last time on Total Drama, we were at Pahkitew Island, at which zombie-obsessed freak show named Shawn won the million dollars, and, as far as we know, Dave is still on the island. Which I'm completely okay with. Haha. Anyways, I'm not the host this time. We have-

Holly: AM I LATE?!

Chris: No, Holly, as a matter of fact-

Jaye: Am I early, then?!

Roxie: Where's the cast?

Ruby: When does the show start? When do we eat? Oh oh when do we do stuff? (continues asking stupid questions)

Chris: (clenches teeth) Will you STOP interrupting me? And you are early, you weren't supposed to be here until I finished my sentence.

(A plane comes and takes Chris to some place, presumably Hawaii, but nobody really knows or cares; Jaye, Roxie, and Ruby start talking really loudly, ticking off Holly)

Holly Okay, just skip to theme song.

(Theme song)

Holly: (sighs with relief) Ah, finally, they're quiet. Anyways, our contestants will be arriving soon.

(As soon as she says this, a boat comes to the dock)

Holly: Sigh. As soon as I said it. Anyway, let me introduce Gwen, Heather, Owen, Duncan, LeShawna, Courtney, Ezekiel (who, like Dakota is somehow a normal person again), Noah, Eva, Tyler, and Lindsay. We also have Cody, Sierra, Alejandro, Harold, Geoff, Bridgette, Trent….

Gwen: (is visually mad Trent is here)

Trent: (smiles at Gwen)

Holly: …. And a lot of other people. Oh well, on our next boat, we have a lot more people, so let's just say we have 48 contestants. Oh, and Chef told them about the new hosts, but he is staying. I know, we're not happy either. Anyways, we need to explain this season's purpose.

Anne Maria: So why are we here? I hear we gonna go to some big fancy place with a hair salon.

Cameron: I heard this season has something to do with Pokémon.

Confessional

Cameron: I had always heard my friends talking about Pokémon, so I tried playing it, and actually it was fun. I saw that this season said something about Pokémon so I auditioned. But what, I wonder?

Confessional

Cody: Yeah, me too.

Holly: Will you let me EXPLAIN?! Yes, it has to do with Pokémon.

Confessional

Sierra: I only auditioned because Cody loves Pokemon. I guess I'll start playing it after this season. I know Cody doesn't think of me as his girlfriend, but he WILL after this season. I promise you that. (Grins evilly)

Confessional

Holly: Okay, so what we will do is give you a Pokemon, and you'll travel through a region according to your team, and collect badges and Pokemon, blah blah blah, and beat the Elite Four. But the badges have a time limit. Fail to get one in time, and you will suffer a harsh penalty. Harsher than Chris would ever give you. (Grins evilly)

Cody: What kind of penalty? (He looked at Gwen, who has the same confused look.)

Holly: I'm not telling any of you. Now, everyone, get in the portal.

(Nobody moves. Holly gets a harsh look on her face, and pulls out a missile launcher.)

Holly: Get in the portal. NOW.

(Everyone runs scared into the portal)

Holly: I love this job.

(Later, after everyone is transported to a large building)

Roxie: Here is where you will receive your Pokemon. You will see five on the table, and you can only pick one. There will be no trading, releasing, or abusing your Pokemon of any kind. Absolutely not. If you are seen doing any of these, then you will go back to the real world, and be catapulted somewhere random.

Confessional

Cody: You know, Jolteon has always been my favorite Pokemon, but I feel scared having one as a host. Especially considering one with a temper like Roxie's.

Confessional

Ruby: When you pick the Pokemon, I will give you a Pokeball. You may greet your Pokemon, but immediately after that you must put them in their Ball. Any questions?

Mike: If the teams are evenly divided, then not everyone on each team will get one. Will everyone get one, though?

Confessional

Noah: You know, everyone calls me cynical, but I have to admit I have always been a Pokemon fan.

Cody: Wait. We're actually getting real live Pokemon? Best. Season. Ever.

Confessional

Roxie: Jaye has more upstairs. So yes.

Holly: Okay, first team is Gwen, Cody, Noah, Izzy, Scarlett, Sky, Mike, and Scott. Gwen, you're up.

So that's the end of Chapter one. Who knows what Gwen will pick? Find out next time on TDPW!