Coral: Hi! I'm going to interview Loki, one of the fallen angels! Say hi
Loki!
Loki: I thought I was dead!
Coral: I brought you back just for this interview! Now Loki, how does it feel to be Bartleby's Bitch?
Loki: Excuse me?
Coral: You heard me, Bartleby's bitch!
Loki: I am not Bartleby's bitch! We're not together at all! I'm-was-his friend
Coral: Sure. OK! Can you sing that delightfully entertaining song?
Loki: which one?
Coral: the house one!
Loki: No
Coral: Why?
Loki: Because you said I'm Bartleby's bitch
Coral: I'm sorry! Please?
Loki: OK. *stands up and starts singing with no emotion* whose house? Run's house! I said whose house? Run's house! Happy now?
Coral: very!
Loki: Good, can I go? I'm kind of dead!
Coral: Wait!
Loki: What?
Coral: Um. I need you too meet my friends!
Loki: Friends?
Coral: Yeah, they both create fictional characters and make them do stupid things!
Loki: are you saying I'm not real?
Coral: Uh. yeah?
Loki: .
Coral: But that's beside the point. Has anyone told you that you look a lot like Matt Damon?
Loki: I thought I was going to meet your friends!
Coral: Um. no?
Loki: I.guess.I kind of do.
Coral: Great! Now here's the one the only. AYLAH!
Loki: Who?!
Coral: My friend!
Loki: I thought you said friends!
Coral: I lied!
Loki: .
*Aylah comes out of void*
Coral: HI!
Aylah: HI!
Loki: HI?
Aylah: LOKI! Nice to meet you!
Loki: Um.
Coral: Yay! Now that we're all here I'd like to do some false advertising using hypnotism!
*Whips out pendulum*
Coral: You're getting very sleepy Loki
*Loki falls asleep*
Aylah: That was easy!
Coral: I know! Now when I count to three you will go advertise the pencil show! When I snap my fingers you will wake up!
Aylah: Isn't that a little redundant?
Coral: SILENCE! *Snaps fingers*
Loki: again Bartleby, hey, where am I?
Coral: Duh, at my interview silly!
Loki: Oh
Aylah: Again Bartleby?
Coral and Aylah: *snicker*
Loki: ENOUGH!
Coral and Aylah: ..
Loki: I am not Bartleby's lover! I CAN'T BE ANYWAYS! I have nothing! NOTHING!
Coral: That's why you go to a dick doctor Loki
Loki: a dick doctor?
Aylah: Uh-huh!
Coral: It's only a couple thousand and you'll be reproducing in no time!
Loki: Really?
Aylah: YES!
Coral: YAY! LOKI! *Hugs Loki*
Loki: GET HER OFF OF ME!
Aylah: I'd love to help but I got to jumps through the void now
*Jumps through void*
Loki: That's it
*Uncases wings*
Coral: I HAVE WINGS TO!
*Whips out wings*
Coral: See! I'm a magical flutter girl!
*Flies away*
Loki: Thank god that's over
*A pig flies by*
Pig: I love cheese and ham!
Loki: ....
****************************** I love the pig! Sorry, I find it humorous! More Dogma, I know. Sorry, Dogma is the best! The best of the best! Aylah is my friend! YAY! I don't know if I'll write anymore interviews, they scare me! Depends on how many reviews I get. I've never done really well in the review department! More stories coming soon!
Loki: I thought I was dead!
Coral: I brought you back just for this interview! Now Loki, how does it feel to be Bartleby's Bitch?
Loki: Excuse me?
Coral: You heard me, Bartleby's bitch!
Loki: I am not Bartleby's bitch! We're not together at all! I'm-was-his friend
Coral: Sure. OK! Can you sing that delightfully entertaining song?
Loki: which one?
Coral: the house one!
Loki: No
Coral: Why?
Loki: Because you said I'm Bartleby's bitch
Coral: I'm sorry! Please?
Loki: OK. *stands up and starts singing with no emotion* whose house? Run's house! I said whose house? Run's house! Happy now?
Coral: very!
Loki: Good, can I go? I'm kind of dead!
Coral: Wait!
Loki: What?
Coral: Um. I need you too meet my friends!
Loki: Friends?
Coral: Yeah, they both create fictional characters and make them do stupid things!
Loki: are you saying I'm not real?
Coral: Uh. yeah?
Loki: .
Coral: But that's beside the point. Has anyone told you that you look a lot like Matt Damon?
Loki: I thought I was going to meet your friends!
Coral: Um. no?
Loki: I.guess.I kind of do.
Coral: Great! Now here's the one the only. AYLAH!
Loki: Who?!
Coral: My friend!
Loki: I thought you said friends!
Coral: I lied!
Loki: .
*Aylah comes out of void*
Coral: HI!
Aylah: HI!
Loki: HI?
Aylah: LOKI! Nice to meet you!
Loki: Um.
Coral: Yay! Now that we're all here I'd like to do some false advertising using hypnotism!
*Whips out pendulum*
Coral: You're getting very sleepy Loki
*Loki falls asleep*
Aylah: That was easy!
Coral: I know! Now when I count to three you will go advertise the pencil show! When I snap my fingers you will wake up!
Aylah: Isn't that a little redundant?
Coral: SILENCE! *Snaps fingers*
Loki: again Bartleby, hey, where am I?
Coral: Duh, at my interview silly!
Loki: Oh
Aylah: Again Bartleby?
Coral and Aylah: *snicker*
Loki: ENOUGH!
Coral and Aylah: ..
Loki: I am not Bartleby's lover! I CAN'T BE ANYWAYS! I have nothing! NOTHING!
Coral: That's why you go to a dick doctor Loki
Loki: a dick doctor?
Aylah: Uh-huh!
Coral: It's only a couple thousand and you'll be reproducing in no time!
Loki: Really?
Aylah: YES!
Coral: YAY! LOKI! *Hugs Loki*
Loki: GET HER OFF OF ME!
Aylah: I'd love to help but I got to jumps through the void now
*Jumps through void*
Loki: That's it
*Uncases wings*
Coral: I HAVE WINGS TO!
*Whips out wings*
Coral: See! I'm a magical flutter girl!
*Flies away*
Loki: Thank god that's over
*A pig flies by*
Pig: I love cheese and ham!
Loki: ....
****************************** I love the pig! Sorry, I find it humorous! More Dogma, I know. Sorry, Dogma is the best! The best of the best! Aylah is my friend! YAY! I don't know if I'll write anymore interviews, they scare me! Depends on how many reviews I get. I've never done really well in the review department! More stories coming soon!