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It was fifteen years, to the day, since the dark lord Darkstar had been defeated. A magnificent festival had been put on in honor of the six heroes: Lina Inverse Gabriev, Gourry Gabriev, Amelia wil Tessla Seiruun Greywers, Zelgadis Greyers, Filia ul Copt, and Xellos Metallium. These great figures were supposed to be giving a speech in front of the city of Seiruun, but they had more pressing matters to attend to. Namely, eating yet another restaurant out of business and putting the bill on the tab of the Seiruun royal family. Lina, Gourry, and Amelia were eating more food than should be humanely possible while trying to steal each other's food and protect their own. Zelgadis was drinking coffee and looking like he really didn't want to be there. Xellos and a fifteen-year-old Val were whispering about something and pointing at Filia, who was obliviously drinking tea.
After this continued on for about five minutes, Val started muttering under his breath and pointing at Filia's cup of tea. Filia still didn't notice and made as if she was going to take another sip of tea. However, she stopped fairly quickly when the teacup croaked and a very large, very slimy frog jumped out. Unfortunately for Filia, the frog landed on her nose. Her scream could probably be heard in Zephilia. When she finished throwing the frog through the nearest window, she immediately rounded on Xellos.
"Xellos! Why did you summon a frog into my drink?" yelled the fairly pissed off dragon.
"Me? I did no such thing. All I did was teach young Val here a basic summoning spell for a frog. He cast it, not me," replied the ever-annoying monster.
"Oh really? And I'm sure he decided to summon the frog into my tea all on his own? And last week when you two put a dead cat in my cake; was that his idea too?"
"Uhh…well…you see…Val can tell you all about it!" exclaimed Xellos, shoving Val in front of him and backing away as fast as he could.
"Okay Val, enlighten me. Whose idea was it to put a frog in my drink and a dead cat in my cake?" asked Filia in a menacingly calm tone.
"Ok Mom here's what happened: me and uncle Xellos were walking around, annoying the hell out of random people, and other normal stuff. While we were walking around, we found that cat in front of aunt Lina and uncle Gourry's house. Since it was really early in the morning and we didn't want to wake up aunt Lina and have her another ten blocks before she calmed down, we brought it back to the shop. Me and uncle Xellos tried to help it, but I don't know much healing magic and Xellos can't cast any, so it started dying. Uncle Xellos tried to teach me how to cast Resurrection, but I miscast it and it just teleported the cat a short distance. It was just bad luck that your cake happened to be where the cat got teleported. Since there I no air inside of a cake, the cat suffocated and died. As for the frog in your tea, I was trying to summon a steak, but for some reason it didn't summon a steak, just a frog in your tea," explained Val, glad that everybody had been smart enough to get out of the restaurant while he Filia was preoccupied listening to hi completely untrue explanation.
"Well, something's not right about that, but it'll have to do," replied Filia. "Now, lets go find the others."
The others were waiting just outside the restaurant. As soon as they saw that Filia wasn't going to kill them, Lina and Xellos walked over to talk to Val.
"So what did you tell her?" whispered Lina and Xellos.
"That I miscast a Resurrection spell and I tried to summon a steak," replied Val
The three had a good laugh at that as they ran to catch up with the rest of the group. Once thy did, they all decided to grab some ice cream, which caused a minor scuffle and a few Flare Arrows between Lina and Gourry for the ice cream cones. This was abruptly stopped when the group heard a loud roaring noise coming from the sky. They looked up and saw two gigantic flaming spheres, one blue and a larger red one, hurtling towards the forest around Seiruun at an incredible speed and crash into the ground. Each crash caused an explosion almost double the size of a Dragon Slave.
"Lets go check those things out!" exclaimed Lina.
"Why?" asked a thoroughly confused Gourry.
"Because Lina thinks they came from space and they might be made of something valuable." Answered Zelgadis.
"Of course! Now let's go!" yelled the redhead.
"Miss Lina! In the name of truth and Justice, we shall follow you!" exclaimed Amelia, causing a sweatdrop fest from everybody and a bout of nausea from Xellos. After he returned to normal, the group took off towards the smoking craters.
A/N: So, how'd you like the first chapter? Advice would be much appreciated, flames not so much. My updates are likely to be fairly sporadic, so consider this fair warning that I may update tomorrow or next year.