A shrill scream is heard in the giant mansion that happens to be
strategically placed on Gunsmoke.
"I.I was over in the Master bedroom.trying to sleep and." Meryl explained
through a veil of tears. ".And Vash was dead!" She finished and another
wave of tears came.
"Vash was going to look for Pudding, doughnuts, cigarettes and an ink
cartridge for Meryl's typewriter.I was in the conservatory.then. he was.
dead." Wolfwood explained, numb from shock and surprise, looking slightly
to the tear filled Meryl.
"I. I thought Mr. Vash w-would be ok while I talked to Mr. Wolfwood in the
conservatory. and if anything happened, he had his gun." Milly managed to
get out, busy trying to console the hysterical Meryl.
Knives stood over the body of his late brother, emotionless, looking
almost, happy, for a mere five seconds before he started busting out with
hysterical laughter. "FINALLY! The fool has died! He had ruined my plans
too often! Now he has what he deserved! OH I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THE
LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE DIED! Too bad I was in the Billiard Room at the
time of murder," Knives yelled out in pride for the demise of his brother.
Legato Bluesummers, (who emerged from the kitchen with a soda at hand)
looked at the group, slightly confused, before walking up to Knives.
"Master. what has just happened?" Legato asked, taking a short sip of the
carbonated beverage.
"Vash the legendary stampede is dead sir, a shrill scream was heard through
out the giant mansion that happens to be strategically placed in the middle
of Gunsmoke. We came here to find Vash dead. Good riddance, I say,"
Dominique explained, appearing out of no where, gazing at the dead body as
if it where a fine rug.
Vash.dead? Yes. The evidence (or the body) rested on the floor of the
mansion's library. Sure enough, Vash lay there, motionless, dead as a
doornail.
(("Unnngg. w-where am- ** clunk **." I SAID 'DEAD AS A DOORNAIL'! PLAY
ALONG OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU STAY DEAD! CONTRACT OR NOT!))
((**Ahem**. anyway)) 6 suspects, all at different places while this crime
was committed. Who could have done this dastardly deed? Could it have been
Meryl? Tired of Vash's careless womanising amongst the many, many women of
Gunsmoke? Or could it have been Nicholas D. Wolfwood? Who grew weary of
Vash's infinite stupidity? Or perhaps it was Meryl? Who couldn't stand to
call Vash 'Mr. Vash again? Knives, who hated his brother since.well.
forever. Or Legato? Who was merely filling out orders from his beloved
leader? Surely it couldn't have been Dominique the Cyclops, who had only
been in about 2 Trigun Episodes in the entire frikkin' series!
Only one way could be used to find out who had killed ((**Ahem** Maybe you
have forgotten, ARIAMIS. if THAT'S your REAL NAME. that I'm NOT DEAD! I-
*Stab* GLAAAKK!)) ((SHUT THE HELL UP CORPSE! And let me finish!))
Only one way could be used to find out who killed the humanoid Typhoon, and
that was of coarse *BUM BUM BAAAAAA* CLUE!
((all 6 suspects in unison: "DOWAAAA??!" Wolfwood: "WE NEVER AGREED TO DO
THAT!" Meryl: "You kidnapped us and told us that if we played a game we
could go free unharmed, look, Vash is dead!" Vash: "Hard.ly." Milly:
"You're a VERY bad person, Mr.Ms. FINCHWING!" Knives: ".this is ridiculous,
I could have killed Vash myself, without having to play a stupid board
game. Come now, Legato, Dominique, we're LEAVING!" Ari: "Where the hell do
you think you're going, BUDDY?! You may have scared the SHIT outta me on
the show, but you are forgetting, ONE, I'm the omnipotent voice that
narrates all! And TWO.I have the keys out of here, right here in my pocket.
so there. Legato: "*Munch* Hmm? What? What did I miss?" Dominique:
"Well.it's not like I've got anything else to do, I'll stay," Milly: "I
like games! Can I have pudding?" Ari: "If you finish the game." Milly:
"Oh.ok." Wolfwood: "Where's my Punisher, I'm going to blast out of here-"
Ari: "BWAHAHAAA! If you even MOVE the wrong way, MR. WOLFWOOD, I'll have
your punisher, along with your beloved nicotine sticks, placed into a vat
of SLOWLY COOKING BATTERY ACID, so, I suggest you SHUT UP, SIT DOWN AND
PLAY!" Wolfwood: ".you wouldn't- hell, forget it," Ari: "look, my chapters
are short and your guy's complaining and whining is using up my screen,
besides, the readers want to read WHO KILLED VASH!" Vash: ". I would state
my well being, but knowing you, you'd probably- *bang*" Ari: *holds monkey
wrench in hand* Ahehehehe, um *hides Monkey wrench behind back*. he was
dead when I got here? AND YOU WILL ALL SUFFER HIS CURSED FATE IF YOU QUIT
THE GAME EARLY! A'right? DEAL!?" all 6 suspects in unison: "DEAL!"))
((*Ahem*))
The suspects collected where Vash's body lay. On the table, lay several
weapons that could have killed Vash. A monkey wrench, a revolver, a noose,
a candlestick, a dagger, and a handful of confetti
((Vash: "EXCUSE ME?! I REFUSE TO BE KILLED BY CONFETTI!" Ari: "SHUT THE
HELL UP!" *strangles Vash w/ noose* I forgot what the other weapon
was.besides, confetti is so inexplicable, it's cool!. besides, it was
either that or a glow stick. DO YOU WISH TO BE BLUDGEONED WITH A FRIGGIN'
GLOW STICK?!?! I think NOT!"))
Each suspect was given a weapon at the time of the crime. Meryl was given
the heavy monkey wrench, which could have bludgeoned Vash. Milly was given
a noose, which she made in knitting class
((Milly: "But. Mr. . Ms. Finchwing. I don't like-" Ari: "grrr. O_-*" Milly:
".Right."))
Nicholas D. Wolfwood was given a candlestick, when he was off in the dark
conservatory. to help him see better.
Dominique had her gun, which she had *ahem* 'Borrowed' from her Boss,
Knives.
((Knives: "THAT'S WHERE IT WHENT!" Ari: "SHUT THE FRIGGIN' HELL UP!"))
Legato was given the dagger, which he was using to cut open oranges while
he snacked happily on delicious foods from the kitchen.
And Knives was given the handful of confetti-
((Knives: "CONFETTI?! I WON'T STAND FOR IT?! WHY DON'T I AQUIRE A GUN?! OR
A BOMB?!" Ari: ". Good question, Knives. But think about it, think of ALL
the things you did with a gun. and what you WOULD do with a bomb! You'd
ruin the game!" Knives: ".Nooo. I wouldn't." Ari: "Besides, my genocidal
friend, you are probably the most CREATIVE KILLER on all of Gunsmoke, the
UNIVERSE maybe! I have faith in you, Knives, that if you DID kill your
brother, you would figure out how to kill him, even WITH confetti, you
creative kook, you," Knives: "Well. I suppose you are correct in that
accusation, I COULD kill you with ANYTHING. BWAHAHAAAA!" Ari: "um. yeah.
just play the game, ok?" Knives: "( Agreed," Ari: "Good,"))
strategically placed on Gunsmoke.
"I.I was over in the Master bedroom.trying to sleep and." Meryl explained
through a veil of tears. ".And Vash was dead!" She finished and another
wave of tears came.
"Vash was going to look for Pudding, doughnuts, cigarettes and an ink
cartridge for Meryl's typewriter.I was in the conservatory.then. he was.
dead." Wolfwood explained, numb from shock and surprise, looking slightly
to the tear filled Meryl.
"I. I thought Mr. Vash w-would be ok while I talked to Mr. Wolfwood in the
conservatory. and if anything happened, he had his gun." Milly managed to
get out, busy trying to console the hysterical Meryl.
Knives stood over the body of his late brother, emotionless, looking
almost, happy, for a mere five seconds before he started busting out with
hysterical laughter. "FINALLY! The fool has died! He had ruined my plans
too often! Now he has what he deserved! OH I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THE
LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE DIED! Too bad I was in the Billiard Room at the
time of murder," Knives yelled out in pride for the demise of his brother.
Legato Bluesummers, (who emerged from the kitchen with a soda at hand)
looked at the group, slightly confused, before walking up to Knives.
"Master. what has just happened?" Legato asked, taking a short sip of the
carbonated beverage.
"Vash the legendary stampede is dead sir, a shrill scream was heard through
out the giant mansion that happens to be strategically placed in the middle
of Gunsmoke. We came here to find Vash dead. Good riddance, I say,"
Dominique explained, appearing out of no where, gazing at the dead body as
if it where a fine rug.
Vash.dead? Yes. The evidence (or the body) rested on the floor of the
mansion's library. Sure enough, Vash lay there, motionless, dead as a
doornail.
(("Unnngg. w-where am- ** clunk **." I SAID 'DEAD AS A DOORNAIL'! PLAY
ALONG OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU STAY DEAD! CONTRACT OR NOT!))
((**Ahem**. anyway)) 6 suspects, all at different places while this crime
was committed. Who could have done this dastardly deed? Could it have been
Meryl? Tired of Vash's careless womanising amongst the many, many women of
Gunsmoke? Or could it have been Nicholas D. Wolfwood? Who grew weary of
Vash's infinite stupidity? Or perhaps it was Meryl? Who couldn't stand to
call Vash 'Mr. Vash again? Knives, who hated his brother since.well.
forever. Or Legato? Who was merely filling out orders from his beloved
leader? Surely it couldn't have been Dominique the Cyclops, who had only
been in about 2 Trigun Episodes in the entire frikkin' series!
Only one way could be used to find out who had killed ((**Ahem** Maybe you
have forgotten, ARIAMIS. if THAT'S your REAL NAME. that I'm NOT DEAD! I-
*Stab* GLAAAKK!)) ((SHUT THE HELL UP CORPSE! And let me finish!))
Only one way could be used to find out who killed the humanoid Typhoon, and
that was of coarse *BUM BUM BAAAAAA* CLUE!
((all 6 suspects in unison: "DOWAAAA??!" Wolfwood: "WE NEVER AGREED TO DO
THAT!" Meryl: "You kidnapped us and told us that if we played a game we
could go free unharmed, look, Vash is dead!" Vash: "Hard.ly." Milly:
"You're a VERY bad person, Mr.Ms. FINCHWING!" Knives: ".this is ridiculous,
I could have killed Vash myself, without having to play a stupid board
game. Come now, Legato, Dominique, we're LEAVING!" Ari: "Where the hell do
you think you're going, BUDDY?! You may have scared the SHIT outta me on
the show, but you are forgetting, ONE, I'm the omnipotent voice that
narrates all! And TWO.I have the keys out of here, right here in my pocket.
so there. Legato: "*Munch* Hmm? What? What did I miss?" Dominique:
"Well.it's not like I've got anything else to do, I'll stay," Milly: "I
like games! Can I have pudding?" Ari: "If you finish the game." Milly:
"Oh.ok." Wolfwood: "Where's my Punisher, I'm going to blast out of here-"
Ari: "BWAHAHAAA! If you even MOVE the wrong way, MR. WOLFWOOD, I'll have
your punisher, along with your beloved nicotine sticks, placed into a vat
of SLOWLY COOKING BATTERY ACID, so, I suggest you SHUT UP, SIT DOWN AND
PLAY!" Wolfwood: ".you wouldn't- hell, forget it," Ari: "look, my chapters
are short and your guy's complaining and whining is using up my screen,
besides, the readers want to read WHO KILLED VASH!" Vash: ". I would state
my well being, but knowing you, you'd probably- *bang*" Ari: *holds monkey
wrench in hand* Ahehehehe, um *hides Monkey wrench behind back*. he was
dead when I got here? AND YOU WILL ALL SUFFER HIS CURSED FATE IF YOU QUIT
THE GAME EARLY! A'right? DEAL!?" all 6 suspects in unison: "DEAL!"))
((*Ahem*))
The suspects collected where Vash's body lay. On the table, lay several
weapons that could have killed Vash. A monkey wrench, a revolver, a noose,
a candlestick, a dagger, and a handful of confetti
((Vash: "EXCUSE ME?! I REFUSE TO BE KILLED BY CONFETTI!" Ari: "SHUT THE
HELL UP!" *strangles Vash w/ noose* I forgot what the other weapon
was.besides, confetti is so inexplicable, it's cool!. besides, it was
either that or a glow stick. DO YOU WISH TO BE BLUDGEONED WITH A FRIGGIN'
GLOW STICK?!?! I think NOT!"))
Each suspect was given a weapon at the time of the crime. Meryl was given
the heavy monkey wrench, which could have bludgeoned Vash. Milly was given
a noose, which she made in knitting class
((Milly: "But. Mr. . Ms. Finchwing. I don't like-" Ari: "grrr. O_-*" Milly:
".Right."))
Nicholas D. Wolfwood was given a candlestick, when he was off in the dark
conservatory. to help him see better.
Dominique had her gun, which she had *ahem* 'Borrowed' from her Boss,
Knives.
((Knives: "THAT'S WHERE IT WHENT!" Ari: "SHUT THE FRIGGIN' HELL UP!"))
Legato was given the dagger, which he was using to cut open oranges while
he snacked happily on delicious foods from the kitchen.
And Knives was given the handful of confetti-
((Knives: "CONFETTI?! I WON'T STAND FOR IT?! WHY DON'T I AQUIRE A GUN?! OR
A BOMB?!" Ari: ". Good question, Knives. But think about it, think of ALL
the things you did with a gun. and what you WOULD do with a bomb! You'd
ruin the game!" Knives: ".Nooo. I wouldn't." Ari: "Besides, my genocidal
friend, you are probably the most CREATIVE KILLER on all of Gunsmoke, the
UNIVERSE maybe! I have faith in you, Knives, that if you DID kill your
brother, you would figure out how to kill him, even WITH confetti, you
creative kook, you," Knives: "Well. I suppose you are correct in that
accusation, I COULD kill you with ANYTHING. BWAHAHAAAA!" Ari: "um. yeah.
just play the game, ok?" Knives: "( Agreed," Ari: "Good,"))