Hi! My name is Murcielago Princess! I got the idea from a preview for a show. I forgot what the show was called, but I like the concept of it, so I decided to give it a bleach twist.

I have been sitting on this story for a while, and I was planning to post it, but then Life happened(School, Death in Family, etc... ).

Just a little advice, if you like it please review. If you don't then please do not flame me!

I am happy to announce that this is the first and only Unohana/Hisagi story! I know that this is a weird pair and really unlikely. But in my defense, so are a lot of yaoi/yuri pairings. And don't get me started on the mpreg stories.

Chapter 1

It was 9:30 in the morning as Retsu Unohana walked to her desk at the hospital. As she set her purse on the desk, she took a quick glance at the calendar and sighed. Today was her 34th birthday.

"I'll be an old woman before I know." She said as she sat down. But she certainly did not look her age. She still had her hourglass figure, even though she kept it hidden under her scrub uniform. Her hair was still as raven black as it had been in her teen years. And there wasn't a single winkle on her face.

"Happy Birthday Retsu!" She suddenly turned around to see two women with balloons and flowers in their hand, standing at her desk.

"Oh, hi Yoruichi. Hi Rangiku." Retsu looked at Rangiku and her tight dress shirt and super short skirt. "Don't you think that your outfit might be a little inappropriate for an accountant?" Rangiku was only a year younger than her, but she dressed like if she was still in high school.

"I try to tell her that, but she doesn't listen." Yoruichi said.

"Gezz Retsu! You're starting to sound like my boss!" she snapped as she set the vase of flowers on her desk.

"Sorry about that." Retsu moved the vase to the side. "Thanks for the flowers, they're beautiful."

"And that it only part one of your birthday present." Yoruichi smiled. But before she could continue, someone walked behind the two women.

"Good morning ladies."

"Oh, good morning Dr. Ukitake." Retsu quickly picked up her clipboard and flipped through the pages... "Um, here are your appointments for today. The 10am appointment called to say that she might be late." Retsu stared at him as he looked through the page. Even though he was in his forties, Jūshirō Ukitake was still more attractive than most guys his age, or guys half his age as a matter of fact. With his long white hair, slim figure, and his warm and friendly personality, he was truly perfect.

"Thank you Retsu." He looked at the vase and balloons. "Is today your birthday?"

"Yes."

"Well, Happy Birthday Retsu. How about I treat the birthday girl to a nice dinner tonight?" Retsu could feel the blood rushing to her face. Was he asking her out on a date?

"Sorry Ukitake," Rangiku said. "But we have big plans for Retsu tonight." If there was ever a moment that she could strangle Yoruichi, it would be right now. Yoruichi knew that she had a crush on Jūshirō, so why on earth was she coming between them.

"What a shame." He placed his hand on Retsu's shoulder. "Maybe another time."

"Sure." She said. Ukitake gave a quick smile before walking away. Retsu suddenly turned to Rangiku and threw her a cold glare. "What was that for?"

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"so," Retsu said as she set down her drink. It was lunch and she decided to eat with her firend and her so called friend that made her miss a chance to go on a date with the man she had a crush on since she started working at his hospital. "What is this big plan that so important that I had to decline a dinner with Dr. Ukitake?"

"I said I was sorry." Rangiku took a big bite of her burger. She eats like a black hole, and she still has a smaller waistline than me. "Anyways, we decided to go clubbing tonight."

"Go to a club. Sorry but no." Retsu took another bite of her salad. "We're not in our twenties anymore."

"All the more reason to go to the club." Yoruichi said. "Maybe you'll mean someone special." Of course she was referring to her single status. It sucked to be the only single one within her group of friends. Even the wild Rangiku had a boyfriend who was just as wild as her. And it didn't help that the anniversary of your breakup was on your birthday.

"I'm alright. It's been two years since I've seen that jerk. I don't even miss him." She said as she took another bite of her salad. Hopefully that would stop this conversation.

"But it's been two years since you and he broke up. And not once have I seen you with another guy."

"I like Dr. Ukitake. In case you two don't remember, he asked me out on a date tonight, but some loud mouth," she stared at Rangiku, "told him no."

"Are you going to pursue a relationship with Jushiro?" Retsu didn't know how to answer. She knew she was attractive to Jushiro and he was a wonderful guy, but did she really want to be in another relationship?

"Yoruichi has a point. Seriously girl, are you going to take that man to bed?" Rangiku said with a sly look on her face. Retsu's face suddenly turned a dark shade of red.

"That is none of your business!" she quickly stood up. "Now if you don't mind, I have to use the restroom."

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"Get it together Retsu." She splashed cold water on her face to get rid of the deep red on her cheeks. She didn't want to go back to work looking like a tomato.

But at the same time, Yoruichi was right. It had been two years since she had been with a guy. Two years since she had broken up with that stupid bastard Sosuke Aizen. Aizen was a waste of her time. Rude, arrogant, and a perfectionist, it was far from a fairy tale romance. He would belittle her for everything. From her taste of music to her career path, nothing was ever good enough for him. To matters worse, he was horrible in bed. Talk about a one minute man.

But she stayed with him for three years because she thought he would one day marry her and father her children. Even though she could barely stand him, her parents adored him. They had convince her that the only thing that mattered in a relationship was stability. Aizen, who was a top notch lawyer, would make an excellent provider for their daughter and their future grandchildren. So she stayed, hoping that in time she could grow to love him. But two years ago…

"Sosuke!" Retsu shouted as her boyfriend walked through the door. She was upset. She had planned a romantic dinner for the two of them, then going to see a show at the theater. And once again, he had completely blown her off. "It's almost 9.I thought you said you'll be home by six."

"I had more important matters to attend to." He set his briefcase next to the coffee table. "I'm sure you understand."

"Sosuke, it's my birthday! You always do this to me!" she felt tears forming behind her eyes, but she refuse to give this man that satisfaction. "I give you all the time in the world! All I ask for is a little of your time!" Sosuke walked to Retsu and place his hand on her cheek.

"Retsu, you know my time is valuable. I can't waste it for just anyone." Retsu pushed him away.

"If that is how you feel, than why are you still with me?!

"My thoughts exactly." Aizen sighed. "Retsu, I believe this relationship has run its course."

"what! Are you breaking up with me!"

"The truth is I'm not ready for commitment. If I was, I certainly would have chosen someone better." He said, never once losing that smug smirk she had grown to hate. "I believe one month should be enough time for you to find another place to live." Without another word, he walked pass her, towards the bedroom.

There were so many things Retsu wanted to say at this moment. How could you? How could you waste three years old my life? You're were always a selfish bastard! I hate you! But all she could do was stand there, completely dumbfounded. It was only after she heard the door closed that she dropped to her knees. The tears she had fought so hard against, now running down her face.

"Maybe they're right." She wasn't getting any younger. Why should she become an old maid because of one bad relationship? She sure as hell didn't want to give that egotistical ass the satisfaction that he had destroyed love for her.

"I getting ahead of myself." She dried her face with a paper towel. Tonight shouldn't be about finding a husband or love. It should be about enjoying herself.

She walked back to her table where her friends were finishing their meals.

"So," Rangiku said, finishing the last of her fries. "What is the plan?"

"I guess I'll go to the club with you."

"Alright! Make sure you dress in your sexiest dress."

"Rangiku!"

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It was eight o'clock as Retsu was finish getting ready. For her outfit, she decided to wear a black strapless cocktail dress with a pair of black open toed high heels. She stepped in front of her full length mirror. Typically she was not a vain person, but she was pleased with what she saw. The dress hugged every part of her hourglass figure, especially her well-endowed bust. Even without wearing a bra, her bust was still perfectly shaped. And Aizen thought that she would sag to the floor before her 34th birthday.

"Aizen, eat your heart out." She said to herself as she let her long hair down.

As she picked up her handbag, she looked around her two room apartment and sighed heavily. Her place was completely devoid of any evidence that a male was present. It just a reminder that at 34 years old, she was still single. When she was a child, she always dreamed of having a big family by the time she was 30. Now that she was almost half way through her thirties, she felt that her time was running out. As an only child, her parents were constantly on her back about finding a man to settle down with. That is why they were so disappointed when Aizen broke up with her. She heard a constant beeping and knew Rangiku and Yoruichi were already outside. She took a deep breath, before leaving for the evening.

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"Happy birthday!" shouted the group as they all took a drink. Retsu sat in the middle of the table. She had to admit that it was a little uncomfortable being here alone. Rangiku was with her boyfriend Gin while Yoruichi sat next to her boyfriend Kisuke. She was once again the third wheel. And it seem very obvious to the rest of the group.

Of course, her friends had tried to introduce her to potential love interest, but these men were her type.

"You know," Gin started as he took another drink, "I could have set you up with a friend, Retsu." Rangiku gave him a strong jab to the rib. "I'm just making a suggestion. She shouldn't be dateless on her birthday."

"Shut up Gin!" Rangiku hissed.

"No thanks." She said politely, but forcefully. "The Last time I let you set me up on a date, I ended up with that creep, Aizen." It was never a good sign when Retsu brought up her ex-boyfriend.

"Aizen was an idiot to leave you Retsu." Kisuke said in a fail attempt to cheer her up. "Any man would love to have a girl like you by his side. He must be kicking himself for letting you go."

"Drop it while you still have a chance." Yoruichi murmured under her breath.

If doubt that." Gin said, ignoring the threatening looks his girlfriend was giving. "He's dating a really sexy 22 year old. Aizen always like young blonds airheads. No wonder he left Retsu."

"Yes, because that jackass is intimidated by smart and independent women." Yoruichi nervously joined the conversation, trying to put an end to it. "He'll probably die of jealously when Retsu finds a man who is ten times better than him."

"Aizen doesn't get jealous. You shouldn't fill her head with disillusions."

"Oh my god, will you shut your damn mouth!" Rangiku shouted as she grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. "Can't you see that she doesn't want to hear about that asshole you call a friend!"

"That is it!" Retsu slammed her glass against the table. "I would really appreciated if we didn't talk about the sorry son of a bitch. He is that last thing I want to think about today!" the group suddenly grew quiet.

"Hey Kisuke," Yoruichi said, in an attempt to escape this awkward moment. "This is my favorite song, let's go dance." She grabbed Kisuke by the arm and led him to the dance floor.

"And Gin and I have to have little chat." Rangiku said standing up.

"I would rather not." Trying hard not to make eye contact with his angry girlfriend.

"Would you rather spend the rest of the month sleeping on the couch?" This threat was enough to make Gin stand up and the two walked outside.

Retsu sighed heavily. She was alone again. I better get used to it. She took another slip of her drink. From the looks of it, I'm probably going to die alone.

"Happy birthday to me." She said as she lifted her glass before drinking the rest.

After a while, Retsu had finally had enough of this birthday. She looked around for her friends but they were nowhere to be found. Rangiku was probably still chewing Gin out and Yoruichi and Kisuke undoubtedly had found a quiet place to be alone. She figure that they wouldn't miss her if she just decided to go home. Besides, she was in no mood to be socializing. Leaving a couple dollars at the table, she got up and left the club.

"You stupid bastard." She said to herself bitterly as she hailed a cab. "Once again you manage to ruin my birthday."

So there you have it! Don't forget to review! Please be gentle T_T