Tierney G
Parody of "Elle G" by the Newsboys
Spin out a desert road I am told leads to losing.
Any racer's as good as the next if you know power sliding.
Lap one did you really assume
I'd hit that peel that you left back in the dune?
Next lap could you kindly not refrain
From throwin your kart at the mercy of the train?
Mercy of the train…
Silence all, nobody breathe.
How in the world could you beat me?
You promised you would
Wait for me at the finish line.
Please don't say "Well, that depends,"
No wonder you don't have any friends!
You promised you would
Wait for me at the finish line.
Maybe Kalamari Desert's a barren place for a kart prone to get lost
But you still laugh at the smallest sounds to the cries of the train-tossed
(Toad scream "AHHHHH")
Lap two I am riding in the sand,
Any little clue that could help me understand.
Every stretch of the road,
Every grain of sand,
Every train track, every green shell, red shell, peel…
Green shell, red shell, peel….
Silence all, nobody move.
I gotta know now what you hope to prove
You promised you would
Wait for me at the finish line.
Shame on you, you lied to me
You reset the game, you made your peace,
And swore that you would
Wait for me at the finish line.
Every old racer just out to get you,
If they need to speed, I will gladly let them through.
A child who's just learning,
Still can't power slide,
Oh let me please beat you,
I don't know howda win…
Don't know howda win…
Silence all now quit the game
Where water is, I will fall in,
I will get revenge on you for making me lose.
And how I long to win a race,
I haven't a hope beyond your grace,
I know that you will,
Wait for me at the…. finish line.