Parody of "Shine" by the Newsboys
Tastes like dirt and you wonder what the expiration date is on the
Can of spam you're eating, check the label and see that it says 'Treet'
The truth is in, the proof is when you feel your stomach ask
"Now what have you been eating?"
But try as you may there isn't a way to explain how in your brain you could've
Picked up a whole stock of Treet instead of your favorite canned meat,
'less you can trace this big disgrace to a certain can?
Spam
Makes you wonder what it's got
Makes you wish that it was not
In cans and in the store.
Spam,
Take the spam out of the can
Then fry it in the pan,
Eat it up then make some more.
Grab the salt shaker and then the pepper, but itself the spam tastes great, why they don't serve it in the restaurants you don't know but you'd just as soon eat the crayons.
Instead of that stuff like shrimp and veal and caviar that they all say is such good eating.
When you eat spam you feel so grand you wanna tell the whole wide world how sweet
And salty and meat flavored, and how much spam makes you, happy.
But out of the can when no one's around, do you still eat it when it's old and tan?
Spam
Makes you wonder what it's got.
Makes you wish that it was not,
In cans and in the store.
Spam,
Take the spam out of the can,
Then fry it in the pan,
Eat it up then make some more.
Spam, spam (etc)
(chorus)