Hey guys! I'm back! So, anyway, let me explain to you the basis of this story: Chuck and Blair hate each other, but only because they don't know each other, you'll probably think that if they got to know each other a little bit more, they could be really close; the Shepherd wedding rendezvous between Nate and Serena happened, and Bart is still alive, since this story is set in Non-Judging Breakfast Club's early senior year. And, I'm sorry to put this in this story, but the Chuck and Blair's night at Victrola never happened. I know, I know, it also didn't happen in my previous story. But work with me here, I have a plan, I promise. Marcus and Blair never happened, since Blair only used him as a rebound to help her get over Chuck. Oh! And of course, Nate and Serena are in love and are just too daft to realize it. So, enjoy!

"We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."

-Anonymous

It all started quite innocently, actually. Nate and Serena have been good friends since kindergarten, and they have been ever since. Nate always had a cute little crush on Serena, while Serena, as beautiful as she was, was too naive to see it. Plus, there were too many boys going after her for her to notice. Blair and Serena were best friends; the problem was that Blair had a crush on Nate. She always tried to show how much she liked him, but no matter what she did, it was just Serena, Serena, Serena.

Blair was an innocent (but scheming) little girl. Just like any little girl, she dreamt of finding true love, like the fairy tales she read about. But, her favourite princess wasn't Cinderella, or Snow White, or even Sleeping Beauty, in fact, her favourite princess wasn't even a princess. Her favourite princess was none other than Audrey Hepburn, the graceful Hollywood starlet. You'd think she'd pick Grace Kelly as her favourite, but she was only her second favourite, even if Grace was an actual princess. She fell in love with Audrey when she was seven. That was the very first time she'd seen Breakfast at Tiffany's. And from then on, Audrey Hepburn was her idol.

Finally, Nate asked Blair out in seventh grade, and she said yes. They've been a couple ever since-until the Shepherd Wedding. You see, Serena had a little too much to drink, and she told Nate that a few shots wouldn't hurt him either. Finally, when they were both drunk off their asses, Blair told them to go out and get some fresh air. What a mistake.

So, after having her chastity belt removed by Nate, Serena realized she had just betrayed her best friend, and convinced her mother that a life away from the big city would be a good idea. A year later, she returned, only to find out that the Upper East Side has gotten crazier. Blair was bitchier than ever, Nate was still in love with her, Chuck had seen every little detail of her and Nate fooling around and there was a mysterious blogger who called herself "Gossip Girl" and posted gossip about them. She was like their very own Perez Hilton.

And so, eventually, Blair found out about Nate and Serena's little "affair to remember" and ended things with Nate. Sadly, that was the night she planned on losing her virginity to him. But soon enough, Blair forgave Serena and Nate. Everyone thought that Nate and Serena were dating, including their teachers. Even Gossip Girl thought so.

Chuck, who was a womanizing drunkard, possessed every single trait that Blair hated about a man, and even gave her some new, undiscovered traits to hate him for. Chuck had also grown up with Nate, Serena and Blair on the Upper East Side. He was also Nate's best friend, which was a little unlucky for her when she used to be Nate's girlfriend, and now, to top it off, he is now Serena's step brother, since his billionaire father, Bart Bass just married Lily van der Woodsen last summer. Great. But the only thing that Chuck and Blair had in common (or so they thought) was that they knew Nate and Serena should be together. For real.

By senior year, it got worse. No one believed it when Nate or Serena said that they were "just friends". Even their parents thought they were together.

"Seriously, S," Blair told her best friend. "Just tell him how you feel and I won't have to keep reminding you that the whole school thinks you're together."

Serena sighed and rolled her eyes. That's Blair for you; she always thinks she's right. And she usually is, actually. But this time, she isn't. They were sitting on the couch having some tea at the van der-Bass penthouse after having their first day of senior year. "B, how many times do I have to tell you-?"

"Oh, spare me, Serena. Even a mind reader won't believe you. You may not be together, but you're in love with him, and I know that he's in love with you too. Just do all of us a favour and admit it," Blair said, setting down her cup of tea on the table.

"Hate to admit it, but Waldorf's right," a masculine voice said. They both turned to see who it was. Chuck was standing there, smirking at them both. Blair tried to restrain herself from groaning. "Just cut the act and I won't have to keep bugging Nathaniel about this."

Blair flashed him a fake smile, turned to Serena, got up and picked up her Ferragamo purse. "See, even he agrees with me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to meet Matthew in a few minutes." And with that, she left. Matthew is Blair's boyfriend of five months. Like Nate and Chuck, he is also a senior at Saint Jude's. The thing is, Blair didn't have to meet with Matthew today. He had soccer practice. She just used it as an excuse to stay away from Chuck.

Once Blair was out of earshot, Serena spoke. "Of all the things you two chose to actually agree on, it's this?" So far, the topic of Nate and Serena destined to be together was the only thing Chuck and Blair agreed on.

"It's something the whole school agrees upon," Chuck said, making his way to the stairs and up to his bedroom.

"But we're just fr-" she was saying, but he interrupted her.

"Tell it to someone who'll believe you," he said, before closing his bedroom door.

Blair took a cab home. Right now, she needed a good Hepburn marathon, something to get her mind off of Nate and Serena. But she knew nothing could cure this syndrome, the only thing that can cure it is a little good old fashioned scheming.

The thing is, she knew she couldn't do this alone. God knows she's one of the very few people on the Upper East Side who was really good at plotting and scheming. The only other person is-no. No, no, no. Absolutely not. She wasn't going to ask Chuck Bass to help her plot to get Nate and Serena together. But then again, he is Nate's best friend, and she is Serena's best friend. He's the only one who can help her do this, even though she'd hate to admit it.

Hesitantly, she reached inside her bag and pulled out her phone. She dialled his number (Serena had asked her to add his number just in case, and surprisingly, she still had it), and waited for him to answer it. After two or three rings, she heard him pick up.

"Hello?" came his voice.

Blair took a deep breath. Here goes nothing. "Chuck...it's Blair, listen, I-" she started, but he interrupted her.

"Waldorf, to what do I owe the pleasure of this call?" he said. Blair rolled her eyes in disgust. She could just imagine him smirking over the phone.

"Look, I-" but she was interrupted once more.

"How did you get my number, anyway? Have you been stalking me? If you wanna hook up sometime, I'm just here, you know." Ewww.

She scoffed. "You know what, this was a bad idea, I'm sorry for wasting your time."

Blair was about to hang up, but she heard his voice again. "Hold on. If this is about Nate and Serena, I think it's about time we get them together."

Blair was taken by surprise. She knew that he wanted Nate and Serena together too, but she had no idea that he was willing to plot just for the sake of it. It's almost as if he read her mind, no matter how crazy that sounded. "Couldn't agree more. We'll talk about it tomorrow at my place. I'll text you the address."

"I look forward to doing business with you," he said, and hung up.

That went better than I expected, she thought. And then it occurred to her that she was going to have to try and tolerate him even more. Uggh. Remember, you're doing this for Nate and Serena. Nate and Serena.

And yet it still didn't change the fact that she would have to team up with Chuck Bass for this one.

As far as she knew, Nate and Serena better thank her for what she's about to put up with for their sake.

So, what do you guys think? Okay, so I know it's short. But they'll get longer, I promise. Anyway, please review! Reviews inspire me, whether good or bad.