Ok people. This is my first Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fic, so be nice. Please don't
flame. And I don't own em. Btw, I don't like Kevin, but this idea just
popped into my head.
Un-fortuneEd
"I don't get it." Said Eddy, with Ed and Edd. They were looking at the booth that Jimmy had made which was a fortune telling booth.
"he stole my idea!" cried Eddy.
"Eddy, YOU were the one that taught him how to scam." (in that episode where the Ed's had to watch Jimmy) said Edd.
"Uh, guys? I think I just thunked." Said Ed, then dragging them to a nearby ally.
"Why do I put up with this?" said Edd.
Meanwhile…
Kevin was walking down the street, having a pretty rough day. His dad wasn't so happy that he is now eating his profits (when Kevin's dad got a job in the jawbreaker factory). He then spotted a fortune telling booth, which for once, wasn't being run by Eddy. He then saw it was Jimmy who was running it, and that he could trust him.
"well, Kevin, what brings you hear?" said Jimmy in his stupid annoying pansy voice (LOL).
"rough day. Just tell me my stupid fortune." Said Kevin, laying out $1 on the table.
"I see…………..you dieing next Tuesday, unless you be my slave." Said Jimmy, looking into a crystal ball.
Kevin then looked there in amazement. This was Jimmy he was talking to, not Eddy. Would Jimmy lie?
"well, i…..don't see a problem with that…" said Kevin
"Wonderful! You will start being my servant tomorrow!" he said
Kevin then walked home. The next day would be a very long day for him.
"Heh heh…thank-you 'uncle Eddy'" said Jimmy with a devious look on his face.
The next day….
Kevin got out a wheelbarrow and put a comfortable pillow inside. He then picked Jimmy up carefully and put him inside.
"Where to master? Said Kevin.
"I command you to take me to….the candy store!" said Jimmy.
Kevin started wheeling Jimmy there, and Jimmy bought some jawbreakers.
"excuse me master…but….may I have something….?" Said Kevin, tired of wheeling around Jimmy.
" very well, here is a gummi worm! Treat it well." Said Jimmy, handing him the worm.
"Thank-you master" said Kevin.
They then walked out, but they ran into Rolf, who was holding things. They then both fell.
"sorry dude." Said Kevin, helping Rolf up.
"You have hurt the son of a sheaperd! Boogaloo!!! Cried Rolf, Jumping on him and beating on him.
By the time they have arrived back, Kevin had a black eye that was forming. Everyday that week, Kevin would take Jimmy to the candy store, Kevin would get a gummi worm, and they would run into Rolf, who would then beat up Kevin for he kept doing the same thing he did the first day. Until, Kevin decided to go to the Ed's booth.
"hello Kevin! What brings you here?" said Ed, acting like a fortune teller.
"just read my stupid fortune." Said Kevin, laying out $5 on the table. Eddy then stared at the money wide-eyed. "is it true that if I am not Jimmy's slave, I will die next Tuesday?" Kevin asked.
" Kevin, you do know that is preposterous. It can't be done." Said Edd.
Kevin just stood there. He then walked away with an angry face.
"Kevin, where have you been? I need to go to the candy store. Chop-chop!" said Jimmy.
"JIMMY, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!" said Kevin, beginning to chase him.
"AHHH!!!" cried out Jimmy, running for his life.
"Come back her ya little twerp!!!" said Kevin, still chasing him.
" I am surrounded by idiots…" said Edd.
Well, what did you think? Please no flames. Thanks!!!
Un-fortuneEd
"I don't get it." Said Eddy, with Ed and Edd. They were looking at the booth that Jimmy had made which was a fortune telling booth.
"he stole my idea!" cried Eddy.
"Eddy, YOU were the one that taught him how to scam." (in that episode where the Ed's had to watch Jimmy) said Edd.
"Uh, guys? I think I just thunked." Said Ed, then dragging them to a nearby ally.
"Why do I put up with this?" said Edd.
Meanwhile…
Kevin was walking down the street, having a pretty rough day. His dad wasn't so happy that he is now eating his profits (when Kevin's dad got a job in the jawbreaker factory). He then spotted a fortune telling booth, which for once, wasn't being run by Eddy. He then saw it was Jimmy who was running it, and that he could trust him.
"well, Kevin, what brings you hear?" said Jimmy in his stupid annoying pansy voice (LOL).
"rough day. Just tell me my stupid fortune." Said Kevin, laying out $1 on the table.
"I see…………..you dieing next Tuesday, unless you be my slave." Said Jimmy, looking into a crystal ball.
Kevin then looked there in amazement. This was Jimmy he was talking to, not Eddy. Would Jimmy lie?
"well, i…..don't see a problem with that…" said Kevin
"Wonderful! You will start being my servant tomorrow!" he said
Kevin then walked home. The next day would be a very long day for him.
"Heh heh…thank-you 'uncle Eddy'" said Jimmy with a devious look on his face.
The next day….
Kevin got out a wheelbarrow and put a comfortable pillow inside. He then picked Jimmy up carefully and put him inside.
"Where to master? Said Kevin.
"I command you to take me to….the candy store!" said Jimmy.
Kevin started wheeling Jimmy there, and Jimmy bought some jawbreakers.
"excuse me master…but….may I have something….?" Said Kevin, tired of wheeling around Jimmy.
" very well, here is a gummi worm! Treat it well." Said Jimmy, handing him the worm.
"Thank-you master" said Kevin.
They then walked out, but they ran into Rolf, who was holding things. They then both fell.
"sorry dude." Said Kevin, helping Rolf up.
"You have hurt the son of a sheaperd! Boogaloo!!! Cried Rolf, Jumping on him and beating on him.
By the time they have arrived back, Kevin had a black eye that was forming. Everyday that week, Kevin would take Jimmy to the candy store, Kevin would get a gummi worm, and they would run into Rolf, who would then beat up Kevin for he kept doing the same thing he did the first day. Until, Kevin decided to go to the Ed's booth.
"hello Kevin! What brings you here?" said Ed, acting like a fortune teller.
"just read my stupid fortune." Said Kevin, laying out $5 on the table. Eddy then stared at the money wide-eyed. "is it true that if I am not Jimmy's slave, I will die next Tuesday?" Kevin asked.
" Kevin, you do know that is preposterous. It can't be done." Said Edd.
Kevin just stood there. He then walked away with an angry face.
"Kevin, where have you been? I need to go to the candy store. Chop-chop!" said Jimmy.
"JIMMY, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!" said Kevin, beginning to chase him.
"AHHH!!!" cried out Jimmy, running for his life.
"Come back her ya little twerp!!!" said Kevin, still chasing him.
" I am surrounded by idiots…" said Edd.
Well, what did you think? Please no flames. Thanks!!!