A/N This is sorta a conversation story set in "those cozy little library sessions" in the Goblet of Fire between Krum (I swear he's evil) and Hermione. The bad spelling on every other line is for Krums' (Why I oughta: mumble insane death threats under breath:) accent. I was board. Lol! R+R I'll set Norbert on you!
"Vicktor?"
"Yes?"
"You're staring at me."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not infity."
"Yes you are infinity plus one."
"No I'm not infity plus two."
"Fine, you arn't."
"Sankyou."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Herm-own-ninny?"
"Yes."
"Vat are you doing?"
"Lets see, I'm in the libary, I have my transfiguration book in my hand, I have a transfiguration exam tomorrow. What dose it look like I'm doing?"
"..."
"Sorry."
"Its s'lright"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Herm-own-ninny."
"Yes?"
"I'm board."
"What do you want me to do about it?"
"Kiss me."
"Vicktor!"
"Vat?"
"I can't kiss you!"
"Vhy?"
"We're in the Libary."
"So."
"So. We'll get kicked out."
"Lets go somevere else zen."
"Can't."
"Vhy?"
"I've got to study - Vicktor!"
"Vat"
"Is that your hand on my thigh!"
"So vat if it is?"
"Vicktor, we can't. I've got to stu - ahhh... mmmm, do that again..."
"Vat, zis?"
"Y- ahhh -es!"
"Mmmm, do you want to go somvere now?"
"Yes, please!..."
"Excellent."
The End.