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Drug content and language.

Okay, so after 2 big containers of ice cream, 10 snicker bars, a box of cookies and 4 liters of Pepsi and spending the night with my silly silly girlfriends, I decided to type this in memory of that night. (No we were not stoned, just high on sugar)

Enjoy, hope some of you find it somewhat amusing. Even sober I find it quite funny, but that could just be me.

You Smell like Purple

Laughing.

Crazy, wild laughing.

That's what Diana and Astrid heard when they walked into the fire station. Actually, that's what everyone heard from miles away, but many were too scared to go in because they all knew that Drake and Caine where in there with Sam, Quinn and Edilio.

Them plus laughing, didn't sound as if anything good was going on. So, the only two girls courageous enough to check out what was going on walked into the station and went up to the second floor.

However, as they neared the door, they noticed some smoke coming from under the door.

"What the fu-" Diana began as she opened the door, but was cut off by the force of the smoke engulfing them both; the girls coughed and tried to wave away the smoke as they walked in.

Covering their mouths, they looked around the room for the boys, which wasn't hard to find.

The boys were in the corner, on the ground, laughing as if they had seen or heard the funniest thing in the world. However, both girls knew something else was up.

"Um," Astrid said as they neared the boys, but before she could say next the next few words, Drake spotted them and screamed.

"Oh my god! Girls!" He yelled, causing the other boys to grow dead silent as they looked at the girls. Then, they exchanged looks and burst out laughing.

"We are so sexy, we have girls," Quinn giggled uncontrollably, that it was hard even to understand what he was saying. Astrid glanced over at Diana.

Diana rolled her eyes, recognizing the smell. She shook her head, mumbling under her breath, "Idiots…"

"But girls have cooties!" Sam stood up, suddenly. The boys looked up at him, their eyes wide and mouths open as he continued. "Cooties are bad! They come to kill us with their cooties; we get rid of the cootie girls!"

Sam thrust his fist into the air with the last sentence, standing there for a moment with a serious look on his face.

The other boys were silent, that was until Drake snorted loudly, sending the rest back into giggles.

"But the cootie girls are HOT! Like smoking!" Caine protested, causing Diana to pinch the bridge of her nose.

Astrid was still very confused, so she looked over at Diana for help. The other girl shook her head.

"They're stoned…all of them," she muttered. "I think they found a bag of pot or something and burned the whole bag up. Probably burned whatever brain cells they had left too, which wasn't much to begin with."

"Hey, hey, hey!" Sam staggered over to Astrid and put an arm around the freaked out girl's shoulders. "You smell good…like purple."

"Shh," Caine hissed to the other boys, who were still on the ground. "I think Sammy is making a move on the blondie."

"Vaya amigo!" Edilio shouted, "Consigue algunos!"

Quinn began giggling softly, nudging Edilio in the side. "Dude, like…what language is that? Are you an alien? OHMYFUCKINGGOD! EDILIO IS LIKE E.R!"

"Dude," Drake laughed, "It's E.T, not E.R. God, you're so stupid!"

"Well, not as stupid as you!" Quinn stuck his tongue out at Drake.

"Yeah, well you're on stupid pills! You're more stupid than me!"

"They're no such thing as stupid pills! Everyone knows that."

"Yeah-huh, they so exist."

"Nuh-uh." Quinn shook his head.

They kept bickering back and forth, until Caine cut in.

"Shh," Caine hissed, hitting Quinn on the head. "Dude, like blondie is trying to make his move. He needs quiet."

"Oh, sorry," Quinn whispered, covering his mouth, nodding his head. He looked back over at Sam and Astrid, who was desperately trying to get away from the stoned boy. But, he looked back at Edilio and scooted away from the boy, closer to Caine.

He poked the other boy's shoulder. Caine simply moved away, still watching Sam intently.

"Like, wanna go out sometime?" Sam waggled his brows at Astrid. He looked over at the wide-eyed, open-mouthed boys and winked at them.

"No," Astrid said sharply, sending Caine into howling laughter for some reason.

"But…but…" Sam bottom lip quivered, and then he sobbed. "But, I love you! I LOVE YOU ASTRID! Marry me!"

"Ah, dude! She said no…" Caine said as he got up and walked over. Then, he spotted Diana and pulled Sam away from Astrid.

Astrid quickly ran over to Diana and hid behind the girl. Diana sighed, thinking it was time that they left since things would only get worse if they stayed.

"Hey, I think that dark haired girl is staring at me," Caine whispered to Sam. "Think he likes me."

"Like dude, I thought she was your girlfriend," Sam sobbed. "You lucky bastard with your girlfriend…" Then he suddenly shouted over at Astrid. "Please have my children! I need my legacy to go on."

"Dude, your 'legacy' is probably like, this big," Drake giggled as he put his hands up about a centimeter apart.

"So not!" Sam yelled, blushing. "It's like this big!"

He threw his hands far apart.

Edilio jaw dropped to the ground. "YOU HAVE A FUCKING CAR IN YOUR PANTS!"

Quinn giggled, "No he doesn't!"

"Fuck yeah I do!" Sam pumped his fist into the air.

"Prove it!" Drake shouted.

Sam fell silent for a little bit, blushing once again. He looked over at Diana and Astrid. Diana was already making her way to the door, wondering why she ever thought about checking up on them. Caine, on the other hand, was edging his way over towards Diana.

Looking back at Drake, Sam whispered, "Like, they're girls around."

"If it is a car, then you'll totally get the blondie!" Drake whispered back.

Sam stared at Drake, but nodded, thinking the other stoned boy was completely right. Then, shooting a grin and wink at Astrid, he began wildly pulling at his belt.

Astrid, at first, watched in horror, but screamed and ran out when Sam wiggled out of his pants.

Diana closed her eyes, wacked away Caine and walked out in a nice orderly fashion, leaving behind the five stoned boys, one of them in his underwear.

Sam looked at the others and said, "Like, she ran away."

"Maybe she can't handle a car…" Quinn giggled.

"You know something," Sam began to sob. "I love you guys. You're all just like totally cool and not…you know…you not not cool and all..."

Caine walked over and hugged Sam. He said, "Dude, like, I totally agree."

Quinn's eyes teared up, causing him to get up and join the hug. Edilio soon followed. Drake last to join.

After a few minutes, Sam said, "You all smell like purple. I love purple."

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