...don't judge me. And don't flame me. Just...don't. (Unless you want a sarcastic reply, cuz I can arrange that *evil giggle*.)
This is just the stuff I write when I'm in a goofy mood...
So, if you dislike totally random, nonsensical stuff...don't read. Just...don't.
The Day Pinkamena Destroyed Everything
Once upon a time, there was a pony who hated everything. Well, everything except parties and cupcakes. And did I mention parties and cupcakes?
One day, she decided to destroy the things she hated...which was just about everything in existence. So she developed a plan.
"We still don't have our cutie marks!" Applebloom complained.
"I can fix that!" said a voice.
"Oh, hi Pinkie!" said Applebloom. "What did you have in mind?"
"Making cupcakes!" Pinkamena said cheerfully.
"Uh...don't you remember what happened last time?" Applebloom replied.
"Yes, but these are special cupcakes..." Pinkamena said with a wink. "How would you like to get your cutie marks in destroying everything and everyone?"
"YAY, CUTIE MARK CRUSADER GANGSTERS!" the Cutie Mark Crusaders shouted in unison.
So the new team destroyed Ponyville and everyone in it (and baked some delicious cupcakes, of course). Then they proceeded to burn down Canterlot and turn Celestia into a troll (not that she wasn't one to begin with). Then they ruled Equestria with iron hooves, and even Luna was their slave. Trollestia freed Discord, and Pinkamena agreed to allow him to do whatever he wanted as long as he always made her cotton candy clouds and chocolate rain.
Years later, Pinkamena and Discord got married and had millions of mutant babies that spread even more chaos than before. Then they created anti-bronies to troll the bronies, because the bronies were used to the "good" Equestria.
Then, zombies.
I looked up at my screen and read what I had just wrote.
"Note to self..." I said aloud. "Never eat a lot of chocolate cake before writing a story."