Go Away Mary Sue!
"Class, we have a new student." introduced Iruka.
In walked a beautiful and well curved girl. All the boys except a raven haired boy and a blond boy drooled while the girls were sending jealous looks and/or death glares.
"This is Kurofuji, Emiko and she will be staying with us until the end of the year or whenever she transfers again. Hmm...let's see. Emiko, you may sit between Sasuke and Naruto. Will the two of you raise your hands?" explained Iruka. Emiko looked around and saw that they were the only boys that weren't interested in her. 'Hmm...I'll have to change that.' she thought and went to her seat.
"Hi, I'm Emiko." she said to the blond.
"Uzumaki, Naruto and that's Uchiha Sasuke." he said, pointing to the raven haired boy.
As it turned out, Emiko was not only beautiful but skilled too. Her aim is perfect and her grace in combat was amazing.
"Naruto-kun, Sasuke-kun! Where are you?" Emiko shouted. Sasuke and Naruto were hiding in the bushes which were far away from Emiko.
"What are we going to do with her? She's trying too hard to make us fall in love with her that she's stalking us!" stated the blond.
"Quiet, dobe! She might hear us." said the raven haired boy.
"Well, what can we do?" They were discussing some ideas until...
"Found you guys!" The boys gulped. Emiko ran up to Naruto and gave him a bone crushing hug. She was going to give Sasuke one when she turned to see him boiling red from most likely anger. 'Oh my god, is Sasuke gay?' she pondered. To prove her theory, she gave Naruto a peek on the cheek and saw that he got even redder.'Holy cow! He is gay! At least there's still Naruto.' she thought.
"Naruto-kun, where are you?" Emiko shouted. Deciding to give up on Sasuke because he was gay, she turned most of her attention to the poor blond.
"Naru--" She gasped. She hid behind some boxes and looked at the scene.
There, before her eyes, was Sasuke kissing Naruto and Naruto returning the kiss. 'This is the worst! First Sasuke now Naruto...I just love cute guys that turn out gay so I don't get them to myself. My worst nightmare has come true!' she screamed in her head.'I know! I'll transfer to the Mist. Better get there ASAP or else all the cute ones will be taken or turn gay.' She concluded.
A few days later...
"Class, bad news. Emiko has transfered into a different academy. So back to learning..." Iruka started teaching. All the guys looked sad while the girls wore big grins.
Silently, under the table of Naruto and Sasuke, they high-fived.
"Yes finally! Who knew that the replication jutsu could do the trick? Anyway Sasuke, what's it like to kiss a replication?" teased Naruto.
"Shut up, dobe. If it wasn't for my idea, we would still be stalked." replied Sasuke.
s0ul3ss-bl00dy-d3vil: My first yaoi-like one shot. I was gagging at Emiko as I wrote this. It's kind of short and rushed too. In case you didn't get it, Sasuke and Naruto had a plan to scare Emiko away by pretending they're gay. What do you think? Please review!