Title: "The Beneficial Sacrifice"
Author: Johnny K.
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Rating: PG? A little violence (nothing beyond what was in The Lion King, and that was G)
Summary: A Die-Hoynes Fic
Spoilers: Not really
Disclaimer: West Wing stuff doesn't belong to me (as you can see from Hoynes surviving the series so long)
AN: Beta didn't read this one. All mistakes are mine!

Josh and Donna are walking through the West Wing when they run into Vice President Hoynes. Out of nowhere, a drunk maniac with a machete jumps out in front of Josh and Donna!

DONNA: Ahhh!!!

JOSH: Hoynes, sacrifice yourself!

Josh throws Hoynes into the man, and the drunk dude decapitates him with the machete. Immediately, Secret Service people shoot and kill the maniac.

Out of nowhere--

DONNA: Josh, DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOUR MY HERO?!?!?!?!

Josh and Donna link hands, as they walk off into the sunset. OK, fine, it was Josh's office, but you get the idea!! Meanwhile, Toby and Sam walk past Hoynes's head, and they simply stare at it and shake their heads.

SAM: Oh my God, they killed Hoynes!

TOBY: Cool, buddy.



THE END