The Cheese Chronicle
A long time ago but somehow in the future...
A boy named Cloud was born; this has made a lot of people VERY angry. People think that life would go much smoother if that son of a bch was never born... I agree.
But this is his story (unfortunately)
DISCLAIMER: I wish i DID own FF7 but i dont, end of.
ON TO THE STORY:
DAY 1
Cloud woke up, screaming for mercy. He looked under his sheets and frowned, the same dream AGAIN.
He walked down the stairs with his sheets into the kitchen and Aeris was washing the dishes.
"Hi Cloud, are those your sheets?"
Cloud nodded.
"Was it the dream about the cheese again?"
Cloud nodded again, looking VERY pathetic.
"Aeris... where is teh cheese??"
"We don't have any left and stop saying "teh" it's "the""
But Cloud was already screaming in terror.
"THE DREAM CAME TRUE" he screamed running through the new brick wall in the neighbours pet Sephiroth.
"Damn." Said Aeris "We just fixed that wall from the last time!"
NIGHT 1
Vincent was hungry. He wanted some ice cold bacon with melted cheese and an egg on top.
"Must have ice bacon melted cheese egg duo... Or was it triple?" Vincent said half asleep walking down the stairs.
As you can already tell, Vincent is an idiot.
Vincent got caught on a nail and fell down 2 flights of stairs and landed face first in the fridge door.
"The horror, THE HORROR" Vincent screamed as he found out there was no fridge... What the hell did he hit?
"Oh sorry Tifa," Vincent apologised. "But you can't blame me, you HAVE been packing on the pounds lately"
Tifa looked at Vincent with pure naked hatred in her eyes. That stare could have felled a wilderbeast but Vincent, the idiot he is is to stupid to know hatred from love...
END OF CHAPTER 1 R&R please