I DID IT. Probably not the first one to do it, but here y'all go: Muggleborns at Hogwarts! I am in love with Wicked and Fiyeraba, so I thought I'd do Wicked day at Hogwarts! If you don't know what Wicked is (SHAME ON YOU), go look up "Dancing Through Life Aaron Tveit" (a.k.a. watch the one with Aaron Tveit), 'Defying Gravity" (watch the one performed in the musical, not at the Tonys or whatever), and "What Is This Feeling" (watch the one with Nicole Parker and Alli Mauzey. That's the highest quality live video) ON YOUTUBE. NOW.
You're welcome.
On that note, I don't own Wicked (to my greatest displeasure) or Harry Potter (to my displeasure). Points if you find the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
"DANCING THROUGH LIFE!"
"What on Earth-" Hogwarts students were cut off by the giant group of students running into the Great Hall, dancing and singing in an amazingly in sync number.
"SKIMMING THE SURFACE, GLIDING WHERE TURF IS SMOOTH!" One girl with her long black hair braided down her back had spelled her skin emerald green, of all colors, and yet another was dressed entirely in pink with perky blonde curls.
"LIFE'S MORE PAINLESS, FOR THE BRAINLESS" And the leader of this cultish gathering was an admittedly handsome young man dressed in incredibly tight white pants.
"Merlin, how is he even walking in those?" echoed through the groups of confused, freaked out, and decidedly not Muggle born students.
"WHY THINK TOO HARD, WHEN IT'S SO SOOTHING" And even stranger…
All the students dancing and singing like they were in a musical were…
Muggle born.
"DANCING THROUGH LIFE" The song was catchy. Incredibly catchy. So catchy some girls were humming it, and admiring the sight of those tight white pants. Instrument playing students followed the dancing ones, providing a full orchestra and a beautiful score.
Nothing heard before in the ears of the purebloods and wizarding raised children.
"NO NEED TO TOUGH IT" People were standing up, throwing away their schoolbooks in a rhythym that oodly seemed to be to the beat of the song currently being sung. They joined in with the dancing, amazing their peers at their suddenly pro level skills.
"WHEN YOU CAN SLUFF IT OFF AS I DO! NOTHING MATTERS, BUT KNOWING NOTHING MATTERS. IT'S JUST LIFE, SO KEEP DANCING THROUGH!" On that long, held out, high note, the group exited as quickly as they came, the students who joined them summoning what they threw aside and rejoing conversations like nothing happened.
"That was the weirdest thing I have ever witnessed."
-line breakkkkkkkkkkkkkk-
"Something has changed within me." The girl who'd spelled her skin green got up suddenly, grasping her broom and looking dramatically off into the distance.
"Something is not the same" Her previously unknown vocal skills showed themselves.
"I'M THROUGH WITH PLAYING BY THE RULES OF SOMEONE ELSE'S GAME" She sang to her blond friend in a bubble looking sequin covered ballgoown.
"TOO LATE FOR SECOND-GUESSING." Her voice and facial expessions grew with intensity.
"TOO LATE TO GO BACK TO SLEEEEEP." Her friends, including the handsome, scandulous, tight pant wearing young man, all paused their previous activities, and watched her with an empowered expression on their faces.
"IT'S TIME TO TRUST MY INSTINCTS." On that, the girl whirled around with intensity.
"CLOSE MY EYES... AND LEEEEEEEAAAAAAAP" Her high note astounded the others in hearing range.
"IT'S TIME TO TRY DEFYING GRAVITY"
"What's gravity?" A Gryffindor whispered to his friends. No one knew exactly the definition of "gravity".
"I THINK I'LL TRY DEFYING GRAVITY."
"AND YOU CAN'T PULL ME DOWNNNNNNN" After that, the girl and her blonde friend got into an argument in song, before she launched into another verse about "I'M THROUGH ACCEPTING LIMITS" and "WELL IF THAT'S LOVE, IT COMES AT MUGH TO HIGH A COOOOOOSSSSSST!".
The resulting high notes of "I'D SOONER BUY DEFYING GRAVITY! KISS ME GOODBYE, I'M DEFYING GRAVITY!" made the other students cringe, while the girl's friends pumped fists in the air and nodded like she was singing the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
"AND THEY'RE NEVER GONNA BRING"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOWN!" After cracking the window with her incredible vocal gymnastics, she hopped on her broom and zipped out the window followed by a puff of dark grey smoke.
"That was entertaining."
-another line break bcuz line breaks are coooool-
"LOATHING." The blonde and the green girl were at each others throats.
"UNADULTERATED LOATHING." The others who seemed to not be in on whatever joke was taking place looked at them in horror.
'Aren't they best friends?"
"FOR YOUR FACE!"
"Burrrrrrrn"
"YOUR VOICE"
"YOUR CLOTHING!"
"What's so bad about her clothing? Black is a perfectly respectable colour."
"LET'S JUST SAY."
"Another one?"
"Someone call Madame Pomfrey!"
"How are they so perfectly in sync?"
"Is this one of those mlash fob thingies?"
"I LOATHE IT ALL!"
"EVERY LITTLE TRAIT HOWEVER SMALL, MAKES MY VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAWL!"
"Sure, the green and pink are a bit shocking, but aren't they overreacting?"
"AND I WILL BE LOATHING, FOR FOREVER, LOATHING, TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOUUUUUUU"
"MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!" A chorus of their friends surrounded them, holding their books up in a dance and reprising the previously sung sentiments.
Everyone sat down like this was all perfectly normal.
-just your friendly neighborhood line break-
"AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE!" The green girl and the handsome boy-who-looked-like-a-prince embraced each other passionately, singing with utter abandon and seemingly totally in love. Their friends watching them began crying.
"I'LL WAKE UP MY BODY, AND MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME!" Girls began clutching at their hearts murmuring "feels" like a chant.
"SAY THERE'S NO FUTURE, FOR US AS A PAIRRRRR"
"AND KNOW, I MAY KNOW, I DON'T CAREEEEEEEE"
"AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE!"
"CHILDREN." Headmistress McGonagall thundered into the room.
"What in Merlin's name has gotten into you?"
"Oh Headshiztress- sorry, Headmistress, it's a Muggle custom!"
"To turn oneself green and dance about in those scandulously tight trousers?"
"IT'S WICKED DAY!"
They were sent back to their respective dorms, as giving all the Muggleborns detention would mean removing the green girl and the boy from sucking each others' faces off and the crowd of squealing girls taking pictures and scribbling "fanfics" down onto parchment.
It wasn't a very good day.
REVIEW AND I'LL GET ANOTHER CHAPTER OUT TONIGHT! Taking requests. Review if you want to see the Macarena or a High School Musical chapter or something.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIENDS