The sole survivor of Vault 111 stood over the now deceased corpse of a legendary Naked Mole Rat.
"Alright. What's the loot gonna be?" Five minutes later, he would suffer the worst event a man could ever go through. Worse than your wife being shot, your son being kidnapped, being frozen for 270 years, killing a semi-honest man who kidnapped your son just to make a living, finding your elderly son who is more malevolent and wiser than you could ever be, accidently starting a war between the Minutemen and the Brotherhood of Steel, getting mini-nuked in the face at point blank, being cornered by a dog, getting exposed by a somewhat attractive female journalist, meeting old drug prophet lady, and carrying too much loot at once to escape a Rad-Roach swarm. Anyways, the amazing loot was,
"Two caps, a Nuka-Cola bottle, Mole Rat meat, and a legendary pool cue that has 20% more action points in VATS." The sole survivor scoffs. "What a rip-off. This was not worth the .308 rounds I fired. Might as well give it a nickname."
"I'll buy you something hard after this." Nick Valentine puts his metal hand on the survivor's shoulder, looking forlornly at the horrible loot.
And thus, the legendary pool cue, "Anal Destroyer", was born. It was eventually wrapped in barbed wire to pierce armor and increase damage. At least it wasn't a cane.
This is a true story, forged on the PS4 edition of Fallout 4 while following the scent with Dogmeat. Anal Destroyer was a suggestion from my brother, so don't ask. The cane was found by a guy on Reddit, and it was suggested to give it to Mama Murphy so the 20% A.P. bonus would let her increase her swag.