THE HAIRSPRAY SONG
I was inspired by the ridiculous song "Shaving Cream", by Benny Bell. This is a little more risqué than what I normally write, but I think you'll get a good laugh out of it all the same. This may seem like a stupid song, which makes absolutely no sense, but that's the whole point. And I'm sure you know what word is implicated in this, so you don't need to tell the rest of us. Just enjoy the song.
Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08
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I have a silly story to tell you
It's a story I probably shouldn't tell
Last Sunday, while I was attending church,
There was a debate about heaven and—
Hairspray!
Good, healthy hairspray!
Use it every day,
And you'll look as gay
As a bright day in May!
Well, yesterday, which was garbage day,
The neighborhood was filled with a revolting smell
I didn't know quite what to make of it
All I can say is that it smelled like—
Hairspray!
Good, healthy hairspray!
Use it every day,
And you'll look as gay
As a bright day in May!
My family dragged me on a long trip
To visit my old, two-times-great Auntie Nell
Everyone else claims she's such a sweetheart
But in my eyes, she is a woman from—
Hairspray!
Good, healthy hairspray!
Use it every day,
And you'll look as gay
As a bright day in May!
I just broke up with my long-time boyfriend
'Cause lately, he ain't been treating me so well
But then I finally put my foot down
I said, to his face, that he could go to—
Hairspray!
Good, healthy hairspray!
Use it every day,
And you'll look as gay
As a bright day in May!
Two little angels were riding a kite
But the kite string broke in half, and down they fell
Instead of little angels of heaven,
They ended up becoming angels of—
Hairspray!
Good, healthy hairspray!
Use it every day,
And you'll look as gay
As a bright day in May!
That Saturday night, while alone at home,
I could hear somebody ringing my doorbell
When I answered, I saw a man in black
He said he'd come to take me away to—
Hairspray!
Good, healthy hairspray!
Use it every day,
And you'll look as gay
As a bright day in May!
Well, I think maybe it's time I stop now
So, to all you good people, I bid farewell
If any of you have been offended,
For all I care, you could all just go to—
Hairspray!
Good, healthy hairspray!
Use it every day,
And you'll look as gay
As a bright day in May!