Freedom is the Only Way to Get to Darlington

by Girl in My Mirror Is Crying

My name will forever be said by you.

1. Chapter 1

the Brady bunch had been sitting on top of their kitchen counters for seven hours and were listening to Cher singing in the phonograph.

"This is stupid!" Said Marcia as as took out a machine gun and shot the phonograph. "where is our Gatorade ice cream!"

"bitch don't look st me!" Said Alice as she felt like we panties were gonna sing a song by EminimebmAckerslshudn.

"where is the reason for our expanding suburb of Dallas?" Said Greg.

"I'm here!" Said a voice.

"cuz in Danny, is that you?" Said Debra.

"Heck yeah!" Said Danny as he turned invisible and farted.