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So hey there. This is an idea that's been brewing around in the back of my mind for a few months since "DaoLord Paragon Naru Otsutsuki" released I Shall Seal The Heavens but with naruto characters and i guess i should thank him or her as that's the only reason i know of the existence of this work of literature. okay some basic background information I'm going to establish. Meng Hao and Xu Qing have child on Earth. When that child reached 16 Meng Hao and Xu Qing left to continue traveling around the cosmos. The kid decides to settle down and marries a Senju creating the Uzumaki Clan. Also this is my first work so don't be to harsh. also warning spoilers i'm assuming that if you're reading this you've finished naruto and either read most of or couldn't care less about "I Shall Seal The Heavens".

"Neat "-human speech
"Generic evil" biju or summon speech

"She's cute" Non verbal Speech or thoughts

-hello there- written word

Disclaimer: I own none of this.

Kushina looked down at the old scrolls saved from Uzushiogakure "Energy of Heaven and Earth?" she repeats to herself "what the hell does that even mean" she asks to the empty apartment glaring down at the scroll as if i might reveal the answers she seeks.

Pouring over the rest of the scroll she comes across no concrete answers. "The first step on the path to cultivation is Qi Condensation" she reads aloud finding no better answers for her questions she settles into a meditative pose and goes about "forming the core sea or whatever" she ponders letting out a small snort at how ridiculous it sounds.

She manages this mediation for about three hours before becoming increasingly bored as she stands she runs a protective hand over her bulging stomach "I hope you get your Dads temperament my little Naruto" she coos softly before standing and looking at the mess in the apartment "I'll clean it later" she thinks to herself "i own the entire complex who could possibly complain" she thinks to herself before walking out the room the seals on the door locking after her exit

############################ 8 Years Later ###############################

Naruto was Seven as he looked out the cracked apartment window the Perpetual green leaves of the village rustled in the chilly autumn wind "im going to need to choose a new apartment soon" he mutters to himself breaking the silence.

Looking over at the faded patches of red spray paint that once had so boldly spelled his title, "demon" he spat once again shattering the quiet which seemed to swallow him.

He slowly stood up stretching out his stiff limbs he walked out of the apartment. He stared down the halls that clearly hadn't seen love in some time. dust covered the doors and windows he took no notice as he strolled through the building stopping before an innocuous door.

"you're my new apartment" he says reaching for the handle which seemed stuck. Giving a small annoyed grunt he placed both hands against the wood and pushed with all his might.

"I slipped" he states to himself looking up at the ceiling rubbing the blood from his throbbing nose. Attempting to stand up he places his bloody hand against The door Which proceeds to swing open after flashing white.

After righting himself again Naruto Peered into the room it was a mess, scrolls and empty inkwells lay everywhere. He was about to dismiss this apartment until he saw it, a scroll filled with text open in the middle of the room. Naruto Carefully entered the room he stared down at the scroll "An Uzumaki's guide to cultivation?" he read with surprising ease.

taking one last look around he grabbed the scroll before turning and looking for a different apartment to occupy he didn't feel like cleaning the room he was moving into of anything more than dust.

The new apartment was clean A bit of dusting and he was done he relaxed into the couch looking over at the scroll he had a choice to make he could try to read it or he could ignore it… "what's the worst that could happen?" he asks himself picking up and reading through the scroll

-Dear Future Decedent if you are reading this then you clearly are looking to learn about the techniques of cultivation. The first stage of cultivation is Qi condensation or in other words forming your core sea to do this you must meditate and learn to bring in the energy of Heaven and earth that surrounds you into your body -

Naruto quickly got into a meditative pose he'd once seen on a billboard around the village legs crossed arms relaxed, back straight "if this was all there is to cultivation then this will be a piece of cake" he thought smugly.

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Well there you go the first chapter i might make a second chapter or i might think better than trust my insomnia fueled impulses and delete the chapter. Either way i

hope reading This wasn't to hard for you all. I hope you have a good day

Best regards -To The Ends Of The Earth.