The Scene – Monday morning in Shakira's cafe.

Dad and Dan are contemplating the breakfast menu and discussing the sex appeal of Chanel the new waitress. Chanel stands behind the cafe counter, applying red lipgloss and answering the phone.

Dad – Not bad is she Dan? Curvaceous...

Dan – Dad, behave yourself. I don't want a scene today.

Chanel notices them and approaches the table, flicking her long blonde hair seductively. Dan spots the name tag on her uniform.

Dan – Hello Chanel. I'm Dan. Can I have an omelette with chips please.

Chanel turns her attention to Dan's dad.

And you Sir?

Dad - *cocks eyebrow suggestively*

Can I have you for breakfast Babydoll? I think you should drop your panties right now because Daddy Bear's got a woodie in his pocket, and I need you right now.

Chanel - *smirking*

Much as I'd love to Daddy Bear, you have to stick to the menu. *wink*

Dad – *bemused smile*

Mmmmmmm, Chanel you naughty girl.

Dan – Ugh, Dad, disgusting. Honestly I can't take you anywhere can I? What would Mum think of all this?

Dad – Shut up you little prick. Mum's away.

Dan – So that justifies your behaviour does it?

Dad – Chanel I will have two of your scrumptious eggs, poached please.

Chanel - And to drink?

Dan – Two coffees please Chanel.

Chanel bounces off to the kitchen.

Dad – *wipes lips with handkerchief*

I think she really likes you Dan.

Dan - *incredulous*

Get real Dad. You're freaking her out. Only in my dreams would I get lucky with her.

Dad – That's settled then. She's all mine for the taking.

Dan – Dream on, old man. She won't look twice at a cardigan wearing fool.

Dad – Son, Woodie here will be enjoying some hardcore suckage later. Watch and learn.

Dan - *dry- retching*

That's me off breakfast. Thanks Dad.

What the hell are you doing?

Dad removes the cardigan and swaggers over to the kitchen with a wicked grin on his face.

Dad – Chanel, where's Shakira today?

Chanel – It's her day off. Come here and give me a hand will you?

Dad – I'll give you more than a hand my dear!

Chanel giggles.

Dad – Put down that egg box and come here.

Every cell in Chanel's body was buzzing with longing and desire. Dad pulled her close.

Dad – I want to touch you and taste you Chanel.

One hand stroked her hair back from her face while his other hand travelled up her leg.

Chanel breathed heavily into his neck.

Dad - *whispers in her ear, his hair stroking her face*

Can you imagine my firm cock inside you right now? His fingers stroked her wet clit over and over as he slammed her back against the counter, kissing her passionately.

Pulling out his finger, he licks it, smiles and walks to the door.

Ooh... That made me really hungry. I'll go back to my seat and let you start cooking.

Chanel – OK Daddy Bear

*winks and cracks eggs into frying pan*

Dad walks back to his table.

Dan – What have you been up to now Dad?

Dad – I just had a really good snog with sexy Chanel.

Dan – You disgust me. I hope she spits in your breakfast.

Dad - *wiggles eyebrows* So do I Son!