That's right! I'm alive! Woooo! Haha, welcome to my amazing, funny, and embarassing story of the Soul Eater gang! This is not a lemon. Repeat, NOT A LEMON.

Soul groaned and sat up holding his head. His head had a pounding headache as he stole a look at where he was. A hotel room? And a trashed hotel room at that. If the decoration wasn't knocked over it was broken. Then one question ran through his head. "What the hell happened last night?" The last thing he remembers was the gang celebrating the 5th year anniversary of the Kishin's death. Then Black*Star challenged him to a drinking contest, the rest was just a hazy blur. He got out of his bed and began to walk around and regain any memory he could. When he saw the closet he felt like something important was in there. He opened it up and was shocked to see Black*star hanging upside down on the hanger bar asleep.

"Black*Star! Wake up!" His eyes shot open and he fell to the floor almost instantly. Soul chuckled at his idiotic friend. When he noticed his face was shining. He leaned closer to Black*Star and examined his face.

"What is it?" He asked, very uncomfortable with how close he was.

"Is that lip gloss on your face?" He asked. Black*Star rose a brow. Soul found a napkin on the floor and slammed it on his face moving up and down. When he removed the napkin Star saw a faint pink lip marks on the napkin. His eyes shot open.

"SOUL WHO DID I HOOK UP WITH?!" he screeched jumping to his feet. "And why the hell do you have Maka's tie on?" He said a little more calm. Soul realized he never checked his out fit and looked down. He wasn't lying. All he had on was Maka's tie and his blue plaid boxers. He grabbed it and held it up to his eyes.

"Why do I have this on?" He asked before Star could answer they heard things falling from the living room area. The couldn't believe what they saw. It was Kid. Except he was missing his shirt and one of his shoes. Not to mention the strange way he had his pants on. Kid sat up on the couch, knocking over beer cans next to him, and held his head.

"Arg, What...What happened?" He asked. Soul shrugged and Black*Star shook his head. "Soul what's with the tie?" he asked. Soul just rolled his eyes and shook his head. Kid sighed and looked around the room. Then he gasped.

"THE ROOM IS SO UNSYMMETRICAL" He yelled causing Black*Star and Soul to wince.

Black*Star tapped his shoulder.

"Uh, Soul. Where are the girls?" He asked. He realized the girls weren't there so where the hell were they? He groaned. They lost four drunk girls. Great.

"Guys, get dressed. We're gonna search for our partners." he said as he pulled on his pants. He decided to keep Maka's tie on. Maybe it'll help them. He waited for Black*Star and Kid to get dressed until he heard Kid scream. He ran over and saw Kid curled in a ball shaking.

"What is it now?" soul asked rubbing the bridge of his nose.

"I can't find my other shoe..."

"We probably lost it on the way over." Black*Star said. Soul sighed. How did Liz and Patti help him? He and Black*Star squatted on either side of Kid.

"Uh, it's alright Kid. We can get you new shoes. Even more symmetrical than the ones you have now." Soul said awkwardly.

"Yeah! They'll be kickass too!" Black*Star said. Kid looked up with a stupid smile on.

"Really? Do you mean that?" he asked. Soul and Black*Star glanced at each other and nodded. Kid jumped up to his feet.

"Right! Then let's go!" He said as he walked out the door. Soul face palmed and Black*Star followed Kid. Soon after Soul ran after his friends. They finally reached the front desk and the bellhop smiled at them.

"Hey! What's up?" He asked and held up a hand for a high-five. Soul narrowed his eyes threateningly and the bellhop put his hand down.

"Excuse me, why are you acting so familiar with us?" Kid asked. The bellhop looked shocked then sighed.

"Right. I forgot you guys were drunk. By the way, what happened to those girls you had with you? You left with them but came back by yourselves." he said. At least now they knew they had the girls at some point last night.

"When we returned where did we come from?" Kid asked. The bellhop pointed down the street.

"When you left you stopped at the gas station, when you returned you were Shinigami knows were." He said. They needed to know what happened last night then Soul had an idea.

"Guys, we have to find Maka!"

"We all want to find our partners Soul but we have to-"

"No idiot. Maka should know. She has this weird talent to remember everything when she's drunk. She has a better memory when she's drunk then when she's sober!" he explained. Kid and Black*Star glanced at each other. Then they nodded.

"Black*Star and I are going to go the gas station near here. You go to your house and check if Maka's there." The boys nodded and ran off to their destinations. Since Soul couldn't find his bike he ran home. Which is pretty far. When he got there the house was empty. Not even a note.

'Well mark off our house. Maka where the hell are you?' Then he got a call. Kid? He answered the phone and waited.

"Uh, Soul. You might want to get down here..." Kid said.

"Why?"

"Just do it." with that Kid hung up.

"Soul's gonna be pissed." Black*Star looked at Kid worried. Kid had the same look as they looked at the clump of metal Soul once called his bike.

Woo! A classic "What the hell happened last night?" Story! yay! So should I write more or naw? I want to write more this was pretty fun. Any way, WolfGal out!