Let's Kill MACHI!

by TearShield Alchemist

Warning: Not for Machilovers. Contains Machi beating and Machi death. A slight songfic I wrote to the tune of On Top Of Spaghetti about Machi... I hate Machi... One shot unless there is a call for more about other unfave charries or more on Machi.

A/n: I wrote this over an IM message to Dukoro-nee. She told me to write it in fanfic, so I shall.

Warnings: Machi-lovers must not read this. Machi bashing... But who cares, it's MACHI?

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Let's Kill MACHI!

By Kawatta-nee

On top of a FRUITS BASKET, all covered in rice.
I choked and killed Machi, with a whole lot of... lice? (couldn't find a rhyming word... > )
She rolled through the garden, and into a ditch.
She called me a killer. I called her a bit.ch.

I went to her funeral, I went to her grave.
No one threw flowers. Yuki-fangirls threw grenades.
She rolled down the hill-side, she wasn't quite dead.
I used Shiggy's manuscript (he actualy wrote it? OO) and beat her to death.

It was all over. That was it.
We'll never forget you, you big pile of sh.it.

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A/n: If you haven't realized it is to the tune of "On Top Of Spaghetti". Dukoro-nee wrote one about her maths teacher... OO. Anyway, hope you liked. If any Machi-lovers read this, don't flame me coz I warned you. So... R&R peoples!