Maru-sha: From the deranged mind that brought you 'Smile! You're on Inu-Camera' and 'Whose is bigger ?' comes an all new story: His Lord's Half Demon ! Laugh and Enjoy !

Inu-yasha looked around sharply, making sure no one saw him leave the house. "So far so good" he thought before quickly exiting through the backdoor. He ran down the busy street and around a corner, coming to a stop in front of a building. It was a pet store. He quickly ran in and went up to one of the workers. "Is she still here ?" he growled.

"y-yes, we didn't sell her yet !" the worker cried. Inu-yasha smiled and walked off to find what he came for. He came to a section that had many cages in it. Even stranger, the cages held tiny and cute little kittens. The smallest of them all lifted his head and mewled at him.

"Fluff ! You're still here !" Inu-yasha cried happily, taking the little white kitten that could be mistaken for an over stuffed cotton ball out of the cage and nuzzling his head against its head. Fluff purred excitedly and licked Inu-yasha's cheek.

"Aww, I like you too !" the half demon said in a motherly kind of voice.

Unknown to our hanyou, someone was watching him from a distance. "Well, well, well...so this is what you leave the house to do, little brother" whispered the cold voice of none other than Sesshomaru himself. He took out a camera and snapped several pictures of the perfect moment.

"You're the cutest kitten in this entire store. I hope no one buys you so I can come and play with all the time !" Inu-yasha said, scratching under Fluff's chin. The tiny creature looked in Sesshomaru's direction and hissed. "Fluff ? What's the matter ?" Inu-yasha asked. She scrambled out of his hands and ran off towards Sesshomaru.

"Come back ! I don't want you to get lost in here !" Inu-yasha called as he ran after her. Fluff stopped in front of Sesshomaru and hisses at him boldly. Sesshomaru only glared at her and watched her almost faint in pure terror. "Fluff !" Inu-yasha yelled, scooping her up into his arms.

"Hello there, half demon" Sesshomaru said. Inu-yasha tensed up and slowly turned around to see his brother looking at him.

"Wh-what are you doing here ?" he asked shakily.

"Making sure no one kills you before I do. Now what is that horrid thing you're holding ?"

"Uhhh, it's a cat ! I was just gonna put it back in its cage. The filthy thing !" Inu-yasha said, taking Fluff back to her cage.

Fluff looked as if she was about to cry. "Shh, I'll be back" Inu-yasha whispered. Sesshomaru's excellent hearing overheard the whisper and he half smirked, which was practically a fit of laughter to a normal person.

"Oh, this shall be fun" he thought, already thinking of a plan.

(Back at the house)

Sighing deeply, Inu-yasha entered the house and flopped down on the couch. "Stop moping. I have a deal to make with you" Sesshomaru said, shutting the door that Inu-yasha left open.

"And I should care why ?" Inu-yasha said, his voice muffled by the cushions on the couch. Sesshomaru took out several pictures of Inu-yasha little 'field-day' and spoke up.

"If you don't abide by me, these will go public on that World Wide Web thing I've heard about" he said coldly.

"It's called the Internet, jackass !"

"Whatever. In any case, you have to do as I say until I feel you really respect me to the fullest. One misdeed, and you're ruined. And to make things even more fun, I'll buy that furball and sell it to China if you misbehave as well" Sesshomaru explained.

Inu-yasha's eyes widened at Sesshomaru's threats. "Please no. Not China ! Do you know what they do to cats and dogs there ? Please, don't send her there !" he shouted.

"That's all up to you. Her fate rests with you. I already told the pet store owner not to sell her until I contact them, so she won't have the chance of even going home with anyone"

The hanyou growled at Sesshomaru, but then hung his head. "I'll...I'll do it..." he snarled.

"You will be my personal dog. You'll be under my command until further notice. I hope you become the loyal half-breed you're destined to be" Sesshomaru said, walking over to Inu-yasha, glaring into those amber eyes of his, then going upstairs to retrieve something.

"Damn him. Damn him to hell !" Inu-yasha growled. He then felt something slip around his neck. He looked down to see a black collar with spikes all over it around his neck. The collar itself was attached to a long, steel chain leash. "No...not this !" Inu-yasha yelled. Sesshomaru shoved him down and took the end of the chain in his hand.

"We can't have dogs loose without their leashes, now can we ?" he asked smugly.

"Why you sick freak !" Inu-yasha shouted, getting up and lunging at him.

"Bad dog !" Sesshomaru said, punching in the face. Inu-yasha fell to the floor, rubbing his stinging cheek. "Never attack your master. Or, do you want me to ship that horrid creature of yours to China right now ?" the elder brother threatened, already picking up the cordless phone.

"NO !" Inu-yasha yelled, reaching for the phone.

"Good, now apologize"

"HELL NO ! Never ever !"

Sesshomaru picked up the phone again. "SORRY !" Inu-yasha screamed, wanting to crawl under a rock at the moment.

"What an obedient dog. Try to keep that attitude up and you might just get that horrid creature back" Sesshomaru said while yanking at the leash, making Inu-yasha lose a few breaths of air.

"Just let me die..." Inu-yasha cried as he crawled as far away as the chain would let him. Only three feet...

To be continued...

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