I watched "The Grinch Tries Yoga" and decided to make a parody.
I own no one.
Freddy Krueger was hosting a yoga class for other slashers. There were two rows behind him. In the front row, from left to right, was Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface, and Ghostface. In the row behind them, from left to right, was Pinhead, Norman Bates, Chucky, Samara Morgan, and Carrie White. Everyone was sitting in a butterfly position with their arms raised above their heads, palms facing each other. Their eyes were closed.
"Take a deep breath in and release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind," Freddy instructed.
The ten slashers slowly lowered their arms so that their palms faced the ceiling, inhaling deeply.
There was silence, but only for a moment, for Ghostface had unleashed a blood-curdling screech.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
The other slashers opened their eyes and slowly turned their heads in Ghostface's direction, shooting him confused looks.
Freddy swiveled himself to look at Ghostface, "Dude, are you all right?"
Ghostface grinned and said, "I'm a little messed up!"
Freddy turned back around and rolled his eyes. Aren't we all? he thought.
THE END
A little short, but whatever. Thank you for reading. Be sure to R&R.