Scandalous
Chapter 1 of 666
Sasuke the sausage walks into a room seductively, Naruto sits in a chair seductively "hey wanna have sex?" Says Naruto. At that very moment Sakura enters the room eating a banana seductively. And then the banana suddenly turns into Orochimaru. Sakura gasps for breath trying to get the snake scales out of her mouth. She is bleeding profusely, and flopping on the floor like a fish. As Sakura slowly and painfully dies Sasuke says "finally she has died! I am free." He then turns to Naruto and grasps his hand firmly and gently caressing his knuckles "Naruto…. We can finally be together." Sausage says. Orochimaru lays on the floor seductively, he feels the electric moment and stands up "I think imam go take a nap bitches." He says with a hiss and sassily slithers out of the room to Naruto's bedroom. Sakura lays dead on the floor her blood stains the carpet. Naruto jumps into Sauskes arms and they twirl around together for a moment and its beautiful and suddenly Sasuke trips over Sakura's dead body and somehow flings Naruto out the window. "NARUTOOOOOOOOO…." Screams sausage. "SASUKEEEE…" Screams Naruto back. Sasuke jumps out the window after Naruto tears streaming down his beautiful face, they embrace in midair and it is romantic. "Ive been waiting for this day for so long" says Naruto seductively "so have I baby girl…." Sasuke says back. Suddenly the ground embraces the both them and they die together their organs and blood intertwined seductively.
To be continued…..