Klegghorn and Wildwing? FishyFloat? Really? Well… Challenge accepted. A silly one shit inspired by FishyFloat.
I don't own anything that has to do with Mighty Ducks or make and money off it. Yad yad yad.
They didn't understand why it was happening just that it was. Four ducks stood off to the side as they watched their leader and Captain Klegghorn slow motion run toward each other. "Wildwing!" Klegghorn skipped towards the tall duck. "Klegghorn!" Wildwing ran to Klegghorn with his arms open.
Nosedive's jaw was on the ground and his eyes were bugging out of his head. Mallory's jaw was dropped and she was pointing in confusion. Grin had a weirded out look on his face like "is this shit really happening?" and Duke was gagging. Tanya was on the opposite side of Wildwing and Klegghorn, not paying attention to the drama unfolding before her. She was too busy working on one of her new inventions.
"WingWing!" "Kleggy!" Mallory checked her watch to see how long it was taking for them to actually hug. A solid 10 minutes of slow motion running was over when they meet halfway and hugged it out. They took the others face in their hands and stared smolderingly at the other. Duke's gagging got wrse. Tanya was still tinkering with her invention and hit something she wasn't supposed to and the invention in her hand freaked out and jumped up and down. WIldwing and Klegghorn started making out and behind them Tanya's invention exploded. Making it look like fireworks went off just as Klegghorn and Wildwing kissed. Duke was now vomiting off screen behind some seats in the stadium. Nosedive passes out. Mallory and Grin continued to watch in disgust. Tanya was running around with her hair on fire. Seeing their friend in trouble Mallory and Grin chased after her to put the fire in her hair out.
Seeing that everyone was gone, passed out, or vomiting. Wildwing and Klegghorn broke the kiss and spit and wiped at their beak and lips as fast as possible.
"I can't do this! You taste like a donut and coffee factory and your too fucking ugly." Wildwing spit on the ice and tried not to get sick.
"Your one to talk! You're a damn bird! And you taste like bird seed! What did you eat?" Klegghorn yelled at him and pulled out a random tube of tooth paste and squirted the whole thing in his mouth. "Why are we doing this?"
"The writer is a dick."
"Fucking writers." Klegghorn said.
A strange person walks out onto the ice holding a microphone. Wildwing and Klegghorn stare at them confused. "Challenge met fishyfloat! I leave the Grin and Phil one to you." Upgrade drops mic and walks off stage. Wildwing picks up the mic and throws it at Upgrade's head.