Ok, so I just saw this thing on Fanfiction for a small story, containing the phrase "Is 3:00 in the morning really the time to be discussing this?" I don't know if this contest is over or not, but I couldn't resist…Read and Review!
"Remus…" Tonks said shaking her husband awake.
"Huh?" a sleepy Remus mumbled, quietly.
"Remus!..." Tonks said, shaking him even harder.
"Huh?" Remus mumbled quietly.
"Remus!" Tonks said, finally getting annoyed and pushing him off the bed. Patience was not her thing.
"What?" Remus asked, now fully awake.
"I'm hungry." Tonks said, innocently.
"Is three in the morning really the time to be discussing this?" Remus asked his 4 week pregnant wife. She shot him a glare clearly saying 'Show-me-where-the-bloody-food-is-or-I-will-go-off-on-you' "The food's downstairs…" He mumbled, climbing back into bed.
"Do we have chocolate?" She asked innocently. Remus looked up at his wife, who was now looking at him with her big dark eyes. Her still slim figure was making Remus want to pick her up and shake her, for waking him up.
"Yes. In the cupboard." He mumbled. She left the room. This is going to be a long pregnancy.