Hi!
Okay, so this is my first story, so please don't put mean comments. I don't know some things about this place, so I probably have problems.
I am from Finland, so there can be some grammar mistakes.
Me:I cant believe that I actually could write this since I am really lazy.
Raph: I'll say
Me: Shut up you! What was I saying... Oh yeah! Enjoy the story and rewiew.
Disclaimer:
*Ask's the Internet Oracle* Do I own TMNT?
Answer: It is a totally false.
Me: Shit! *Breaks computer with hammer*
(What does the Single line break means? Because I accidentally but that)
It was quiet nigh at lair. Leonardo, Raphael and Michelangelo were all watching the evening news. Donatello was locked in his lab, doing something that others didn't care, and Splinter was meditating. In television, a young reporter was talking.
''And once again, the Mystery Girl has been seen'' reporter told showing a blurred picture of masked, maybe teenage aged girl kicking purple dragon in the face.
''This time two teenagers named Scotlyn Skinner and Janella Walls saw this vigilante three days ago, when she was fighting against purple dragons''
''We first were like just walking in the street, when purple dragons like chased us in to the cover, and like told us that we have to like give them our money and necklaces or they will like hurt us'' Scotlyn explained.
''Yeah, so we were like so going to give our stuff to them, but when we did, one of them said that it so wasn't enough'' Janella told.
''They were so going to rape us, but when they tried, the Mystery Girl saved us!''
''Yeah she first like kicked off the one who was going near to us, and when the others tried to like attack her, she just like ducked their attacks like it was too easy. The more purple dragons just like came in that place, and one of them had gun! But then she like took a rock from her pocket and threw it in to the nearest city light. Then we just heard the voices of like kicking, punching and shouting, and I took my cellphone and I had like the best picture ever! Anyways, Janella put the flashlight on, and we saw the pile of injured purple dragons!'' Scotlyn giggled.
''Yeah, and then on the ground were our stuff!'' Janella squeaked.
''Hey, Mystery Girl'' Janella smiled and looked straight to the camera. ''If you can hear us, I just want to say thank you, and that you are so awesome!''
''Yeah, you're like so amazing!'' Scotlyn shouted
The reporter continued. ''Even though our mysterious vigilante has had a lot of fame, like a fan club, and she's helping city with crime, police does not like things she's doing''
Police came to talk on the screen ''This so called "Mystery Girl" is just a lousy teenager, who wants to have all the fame by herself, by acting like a hero. Stop supporting her so she will hopefully just disappear and leave us alone!''
''What does Mystery Girl want, or why does she take law on her own hands? If you follow our channel you will see the mysterious project of the Mystery-''
The TV screen went black.
''What!'' Mikey shouted, pushing Raph away and kneeling in front of television.
''Nooooooooooooo! Whyyyyyyyy! Not the television! Talk to me buddy! You have to be alive before morning cartoons!''
''Calm down Mikey, it was me. I turned the TV off'' Leonardo said in bored tone, holding remote.
''Okay, okay… krhmm'' Mikey took a deep breath ''Noooooooooo! Whyyyyyyyy! Why did you do that Leo! They were talking about that hot babe in TV!''
''Because I'm getting sick of that Mystery Girl.'' Leo murmured annoyed.
''What do you have against her'' Raph asked in gruff voice.
Leo turned to look at him ''Are you on her side! She's just walking around, thinking that whenever she sees criminals or purple dragons she can just show up and beat them!''
''Isn't that what we're doing all the time?'' Mikey asked, but no one paid any attention on him.
''She's doing something! All you do is just sit here and complain about other vigilantes!''
Leo's green face was turning red. ''Don't dare to say that I don't do anything else! I've been looking for Shedder's plans as hard as I can!''
''Umm guys… You know Splinter could hear you…'' They ignored Mikey.
''Foot or Shedder isn't the only problem in this town!'' Raph shouted ''There's bank robbery every day, there's murders every day, there's rapers every day… The Mystery Girl is healing town's problems! Not much, but still! She's out there, helping the ones who actually need help!'' Raph narrowed his eyes ''Like we should!''
''He's very pissed when someone interrupts his meditation…'' Mikey tried to say, but was cut off by Leo.
''You know what!'' Leo yelled ''you're like Mystery Girl!''
Raph and Mikey gave him a confused look.
''You're troublemaking, violent, stupid and bitchy hothead!''
Raph just snorted ''Well, you're just like that police! You're bossy, overprotective, all-knowing idiot!''
''The war has started'' said Mikey, putting hand in his face
''Why you-'' said Leo in angry tone, getting ready to strangle his brother-
BOOM!
They were all interrupted by a massive explosion. Mikey got up from couch, Raph fell on floor and Leo almost got a heart attack.
''Donnie!'' Leo shouted, when Don's lab door opened. They couldn't see Donnie's face, because of the smoke, but he just stood there, which looked a bit of scary.
''Mikey…'' he said in kind voice ''what have I told you about going in my lab?''
Mikey started to get uncomfortable. ''Uhhh… That I can't do that, and if I do…'' Mikey gulped ''…You're going to kill me in most painful way''
''That's right!'' Donnie continued. ''Now, do you have any idea, how long time did I spent for making my just exploded experience?''
''Ummm… two or three months…''
''No. I built it for three entire years. Three. Entire. Years.'' Don walked closer, and now they could've seen his face, which was in full of anger. Mikey knew that this was going to be end of his life.
''Uhh… Should I be running?''
Donnie had a hot glue shooter in his hand.
''Yup'' Leo and Raph said at the same time.
Then the lair was filled in with Mikey's girly scream. Donnie chased Mikey around the living room, spilling hot glue all over.
''Come back Mikey! You're going to get what you deserve!''
''Can't I just say that I'm sorry!''
''NO!''
''LEOOOOOO! RAAAAAAAAPH! HEELP MEEE!''
Instead of helping Mikey, Leo just sat there, and Raph pulled out his shellcell to record all this.
Mikey ran off to the kitchen, Donnie behind his tail. There was a five minute silence, until Mikey started to scream in horror.
''NO DONNIE, NO! FEEL MERCY FOR YOUR SWEET, SUPERCUTE LITTLE BROTHER! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!''
Leo and Raph closed their eyes, imaging how much pain Mikey was into. Then Leo looked over the room, which was in a mess, and sighed.
''Splinter is going to kill those two.''
''Yeah, whatever'' Raph said, laughing at the new video in his cell.
Half hour later Splinter had come out from dojo. He was angry at Don and Mikey, and decided to give them a little punishment. And "little" punishment means 500 flips and cleaning the whole room. With a toothbrush.
During the cleaning, Don was glaring angrily at Mikey, and Mikey was giving 20 feet distance to Donnie, holding his now bandaged arm.
Leo was rolling his eyes at those two, but then his attention was at Raph, who was walking to the exit.
''Where are you going?''
''Out'' Raph grunted in response.
''To patrol?'' Leo asked.
Raph groaned. He hated stupid questions. Plus, he remembered perfectly the argument they had earlier.
''No, I'm going to find Mystery Girl, kiss her on mouth, and thank her for getting on your nerves''
Mikey snickered, and Donnie allowed a small smile.
''Just get out'' Leo said, narrowing his eyes at Raph.
Raph just laughed and ran off.
After two hours, Raph decided that nothing was going to happen in roof. No criminals, no shop robbery, no maniacs…
Speaking of maniac, he could go and hang out with Casey. The bonehead always had some ideas to do. Like drinking beer or watching some movie… Well he didn't know what else they did together (if were not counting on punching purple dragons), but hey, it was better than nothing.
He was probably at April's, so he would just go there and ask him. Unleash he was helping April with knitting.
Raph snickered at his thought, and ran to Aprils.
When Raph was finally at April's, he just opened the window and stepped inside. April decides that it was okay if guys would just come there without invitation if they just didn't make mess, break anything or bring water inside. So pretty much everything fun was forbidden.
Raph was bit surprised when he stepped in. The bonehead was there… Wearing a pink apron and looking really unhappy. Raph tried to
resist a laugh, but snort escaped.
''So Case… You look… *haha* You look good today. Pink really… *snort* Suits you…'' Raph said holding his laughter.
Casey frowned. ''Shut up Raph'' He put a pleading look in his face. ''Please tell me that we're going to patrol, because I will come-''
''No you will not!'' they heard April shout.
April came to living room, smiling at Raph.
''Good evening, Raphael!'' she said as she gave Raph a quick hug. ''I know you would like to do something fun with Casey, but he is at a timeout''
''What do I look to you!? A five-year old kid!?'' Casey said, shouting.
''Do you really want me to answer?'' April said, looking at Casey. ''Anyways Casey messed my whole kitchen…'' April said in angry tone, glaring at Casey, who shivered at that.
''…So I am making him clean it.'' April said, still smiling at Raph.
''I do get that part!'' Casey yelled. ''The part that I don't get is that why do I have to wear THIS!'' Casey shouted, holding apron.
April grinned. ''Because you look funny in that'' At that part, Raph all of his control. He howled in laughter, holding on the April's shoulder, who just patted his head.
Casey was just looking at her with wide eyes. ''You know what'' Casey narrowed his eyes ''I don't even have to do this. You're not my mom and I don't live in here''
''Yes you will, or I'll…'' April was thinking a second. ''Or I will tell Raph that what are you keeping under your pillow at night'' April said, evil smirk in her face.
Casey paled ''Y-you wouldn't!'' he said in shaking voice.
''Try me'' She said, ready to open her mouth at Raph.
Casey flashed to the kitchen, ready to clean every single piece of dirt that was covering it. Raph and April were laughing their throats of.
''Well, I should go back to the lair'' Raph said, still snickering as he walked to the window.
''Say hi to the others.''
''Sure''
Then Raph ran off.
There were many thoughts inside Raph's head as he ran. One of them was a fight he had earlier with Leo. Although, he didn't want to remember it, so he just decided to think something else. Like Casey's pink apron. Raph still laughed as he remembered the look on his face. So priceless.
Casey and April always got in these kinds of situations. At first they fight and yell like hell, but then they just kiss and make up. Raph never understand that clearly, but he guessed that it was just the power of love.
I'm probably never going to feel anything ridiculous like that. Not that anybody is even going to love me anyway….
Raph shook his head, clearing the thought out of it. He wasn't weak, he didn't have to even think of something like that.
Anyways, this was the most boring night ever. No Foot, no purple dragons… It was frustrating to Raph. He would give anything, if he could punch even one purple dragon into the…
CRASH!
Looks like there's some action in this night, Raph thought smirking. He jumped down, still in shadow, and looked at the situation. There was a woman, maybe thirty years old, leaning to wall, tears in her eyes. Over her were at least six purple dragons.
''P-please! I *hiccup* d-don't ha-*sniff*have any-anything!'' she said, pleading desperately.
''Oh, but honey!'' One of the purple dragons said mockingly. ''You do have something we like'' He said, running his hand over her thigh. She gasped, widening her eyes, realizing perfectly what he meant.
''Jake, would you like to go first?''
''With honor'' "Jake" said smiling.
''No-no… DON'T!'' Woman yelled, getting Jake's smile only wider, making him walk closer.
''Don't come any closer to me! I-I have kids! My husband will find out, and then he will… You're going to… Just leave me alone!'' Woman shouted, putting her head in her hands, crying more and loudly.
Raph was ready to throw ninja star, when a paper tied to rock was thrown to ground. Jake turned over, picking the rock from ground, and read the note. His face paled.
''Sh-she's here! Everybody get ready!''
The purple dragons started all to panic. They put their weapons out, looking every single way. They were waiting for sign, for fight, for anything. Well, they didn't have to wait for long, because there was dozens of smoke bombs, coming from roof. They were couching, and Raph couldn't see clearly. When the smoke vanished, the woman they were trying to rape was gone.
''Hey boyyyys~!'' They heard a girl shout. When they turned their heads, they saw the Mystery Girl, having a small smile. Next to her was that woman, who looked slightly shocked.
Raphael saw the Mystery Girl this close for the first time. She had a long black hair, and she was wearing black-pink jumpsuit. He couldn't tell anything more about her looks, because of the mask. She was still holding one of the smoke bombs.
''It seems like there is some problems, but I can fix this. In the painful way'' She said, smile never escaping her face. Then she turned to the woman. ''Run'' She said to her. Without any word, the woman started to run like her life depends on it.
When she went off, Mystery Girl looked again at purple dragons.
''Well, well, well… Looks like I'm dealing with punch of idiots once again''
The purple dragons started to get slightly pissed with mystery girl. Well, if "slightly" meant wanting to smash her head, broke her bones and throwing her from the roof.
She stopped her eyes at one of them.
''Wait a sec, I know you! You're the one who tried to shoot me'' She smirked at him teasingly ''Looks like you broke out of prison, huh? Well hopefully there was good food… Because, you're going to back there very soon.''
They were all raising their weapons at her.
''Come on, you don't really want fight, do you?''
She got her answer from their faces.
''Oh, well if that's what you want…'' She threw her last smoke bomb into ground. Purple dragons, again, were couching over smoke.
She was disappeared.
''Where she went?'' one of them asked, scared.
''Come back and fight like man… Uh… Woman!''
''Well, because you're asking so nicely…''
She attacked them from behind, kicking two of them down. Everybody else tried to hit her, but she was ready. In less than ten minutes, they were down on pile, up from them was amused Mystery Girl.
''Let's see… One, two, three, four, five… Hey, where's the sixth?''
What she didn't notice was that the sixth punk was behind her, ready to hit her with a crowbar. At that moment Raph attacked. He came between her and purple dragon, pushing Mystery away and kicking purple dragon away. He came back, ready to attack, but Raph punched him on the head, the punk went unconscious.
''Wow…'' He heard a voice behind him, and he turned, seeing Mystery girl looking at her with wide eyes.
''I knew those punks had talked about giant turtles, but I never thought that they were serious, or that I would actually meet the one…''
''Well, I never thought that I would meet the most mysterious vigilante in New York''
She putted her smirk back. ''There's lot of unexpected, huh?'' she said, walking closer to Raph.
''Have you fought those purple dragons many times before?'' She asked, and now she was really close to him.
''Well, I've learned the names of few of them'' Raph answered.
''So it is many times'' she said smiling. ''And next question. Where did you get this?'' To Raph's surprise, she was holding one his sais.
''How did you…?''
''It's a talent'' she said smirking. ''Now answer''
''I had it as a gift long time ago'' He said as he took his sai back.
''And it's put in to the good use''
Raph decided to ask questions too
''You are clearly a teenager. Why did you start second life like this?''
Mystery glanced at him ''First, you seem to be teenager too. And second, I would really love to chat, but I have a personal life, so I have to go'' She started running.
''Although…'' She stopped and turned her head at him. ''I could hang out with you sometimes'' She smiled at him, before she disappeared to the shadows.
Raph said the first thing that came on his mind:
''What a girl''
Me: So there it was! Please don't give me mean comments
Casey: I have
Me: Go away, Casey
Casey: No, seriously. Why do you made me wear pink apron? Why do you hate me?
Me: I don't hate you. I just make you in embarrassing situations. Besides, Mikey got his hand burned.
Mikey: I still remember it perfectly...
Me: Anyways, Thanks for reading! Hope ya liked it!
