Disclaimer: I don't own either the UFC or Kim Possible.
A/N:
Slight AU. StD hasn't happen... yet. Ron has a secret that even Kim doesn't know about, why is he turning up with bruises? What happens when someone other than Kim finds out?The idea of this story is nothing new but I haven't seen this kind of x-over for a Kim Possible fic.
First off and probably most importantly, the UFC portrayed here will have little to nothing to do with the real thing other then the name and ring, I have not watched a real UFC match before as they don't show it in Singapore (not that I know of), I'm a WWE guy. So some of the UFC rules that I know off like no kicking while you're on your back or no head stomping will be thrown out. This UFC will be a mix of what I know and WWE so some rules/matches will be made-up as needed, this might cause some plot-holes. So remember this is not the REAL UFC so take it with just a pinch of salt after all this story involves a Highschool Cheerleader and magically enhanced best friend who save the World on a regular basis.
Now on with the story.
-- Middleton High --
It was your average day in Middleton, the front door of Middleton High swung open as Ron Stoppable pushed his way through. For most of his peers, this was a major highlight of their young lives, the first week of senior year.
Ron was viewed by his fellow students as a young man, who while odd, was very easy going and willing to put his own pride on the line to let his seemingly never-ending supply of cheerfulness rub off on his fellow man. However, that devil-may-care demeanor had faded slightly replaced by an air confidence and strength that wasn't as pronoun as before.
As he rounded the corner to his locker, his ever present goofy smile on his face along with a black eye and a cut lip but all that did not seem to bother him as he walked back straight, not slouching and confidence, stopping at his locker dialing up the combination.
Rufus climbs out of Ron's pocket and on to his shoulder, "Cheese!"
"Sorry buddy you ate the last slice in my locker yesterday."
"Awww…"
"Don't worry buddy. We'll hit Bueno Nacho after school today." Rufus cheered up and returned to Ron's pocket.
"Hey Ron."
Ron closed his looker door slightly and saw his best friend Kim Possible opening her locker, getting out some books before closing it and facing Ron.
"Hey KP." Ron closed his locker and turned to face Kim.
Kim looked over the changes that Ron's been through the last couple of weeks or was it months she never really noticed till a couple of weeks ago. Though he never showed it or even told her, Kim knew Ron had been working out, while it didn't show through his regular clothes it does when he wears his mission gear. And she certainly felt the muscles that lay under those clothes when they danced at junior prom, she never did find that right someone to go with (or maybe she did), that's why she went with Ron as friends of course.
Kim frowned as she noticed his black eye and cut lip, "Ron, how did you get these?" Kim asked as gently touched his right eye and work its way down to his lip.
"Oh you know me KP. Hit myself pulling a box out of the closet." Ron answered with a goofy grin.
Kim didn't buy that at all, maybe the first time but not now. She never liked the bruises and cuts especially since he's been getting them more often, now almost every month sometimes every week he'd get a new bruise or something but Ron would always brush them off or make up some ridiculous excuse for them. She knew not to push Ron too much for an answer but that did not mean she could push a little.
She wanted to push a little more but noticed that if they did not get going they were going to be late for classes, "I'll catch you later at lunch then."
"See ya KP. Oh Bueno Nacho after school today?"
"Sure Ron."
-- Drakken's Hideout --
Shego walks into Dr. Drakken's office to see him talking on the phone and typing away at his computer.
"Yes… yes… I'm checking the files now… ah yes the design is prefect. The money is being transferred as we speak… of course it is! I'm good for the money. Well, pleasure doing business with you."
"What was that about?"
"That was just some hired help I had steal a design I needed." He asked as he got up and walked out the door.
"Why didn't you send me to get it?!" Shego did not know if she was glad at not having to run an errand for Drakken or angry because her pride was hurt at not being sent so she chose to be angry.
Drakken looked into a room with a giant ray go aria, walking ahead and shaking his head in disappointment he answered, "I needed to make sure there was no trace that could lead back to me. Lord knows that Possible knows you well enough to spot your handy work."
"Hmm… You do have a point." Shego admitted somewhat impressed but the depth of thought her employer put into his plan. "So what did you have stolen and what's the big plan."
"Uh uh uh." Dr Drakken smirked and wagged his finger, "In due time Shego. All in due time." He ignored Shego's murderous look and continued inspecting the different labs, "After all the resources I've put in researching and developing the latest death rays, torture and interrogation methods as well as assorted other project will soon bear fruit."
Drakken walks into a lab followed closely by Shego and spots a balding scientist next to a tank with large tentacles hanging over the edge of the tank, "Ah Hemerson crucial to the mutant life-form program. How is our little pet?"
"Err… well sir you see."
"It doesn't really matter for now as long as it's mean and ready for the next phase."
"But… but… but…"
"Come Shego. On to the next part of my plan."
"But… but… but sir there's a problem with the monster." But Drakken had already walked out the door.
"Oh dear."
-- Space Centre --
"YES! The Hephaestus Project is a go! Who's the man! Who's the man!" Mr. Possible cheered before he was turned around and came face to face with Shego.
"I'm the man." Drakken stepped out of the shadows. "The man who wants the Hephaestus Project."
"My teenage daughter is not afraid of you so why should I be… Drew?"
"I hate it when you call me that!"
"Still can't get a date I bet." Shego tried not to laugh but a snort or two managed to get out.
"Why does every Possible I meet have to give me lip. What is it with society these days has everyone…"
"Sorry to interrupt your rant but there is no way I'm going to tell you anything about the Hephaestus Project."
"Well you know what they say, if you want to make an omelette you have to break a few egg-heads." Shego got behind Mr. Possible and lit her hands.
"Ok. Hold the phone here." Mr. Possible used his stylist to tap a few buttons on the screen, "Are you sure you wish to delete file Hephaestus?"
"What? No!"
"Yes."
"Dr. Possible voice print acknowledged." The computer tablet replied before it shut down.
"You deleted it!? Are you mad!?"
"No worries. I got it all up here." Mr. Possible tapped his forehead.
"That's good then because I have a brain tap machine and I've been dying to use it."
-- Bueno Nacho --
Ron sat at his usual booth waiting for Kim when Rufus jumped on the table and rubbed his stomach.
"Sorry bud, we gotta wait for KP."
Ron saw Kim ran into Bueno Nacho and was about to greet her when he noticed the look of worry on her face.
"KP, what's wrong?"
Kim grabbed Ron's shoulders, "Drakken has my dad."
Ron's face grew serious, "Alright. Mission time."
-- Drakken's Hideout --
Kim and Ron crept down the empty hallway towards what they believed to be the command centre.
"This feels kinda trapish." Ron looked around the empty hallway.
"Not a word but ya, I feel the same way too."
Kim and Ron made their way into Drakken's office and entered the completely dark room, lit only by the lights in the corridor. But the room was thrown into darkness when the door slammed shut, the lights came on revealing Kim and Ron in fighting stances surrounded by Drakken's uniform clad henchmen and Shego leaning casually on Drakken's desk.
"Well well looks like I win the bet. Thanks for coming here Princess. Dr. D thought you'd head straight to the bottom chamber for your dad."
"Wade couldn't pin-point where my dad was exactly but thank you for the info."
Shego smirked, lit up and dove towards Kim, who lunged forward to meet her head on while Ron remained standing surrounded by the Henchmen, some of whom were armed with shock sticks.
"Err. Hey guys." Ron waved nervously before he ducked a swing from a shock stick and ran out the door, followed by all the henchmen.
Kim dropped low and spun, attempting to sweep Shego's ankles with her extended foot. Kim continued the spin as she rose to her feet, following her first move with a combination of jabs and knees.
Shego jumped over Kim's sweeping foot and twisted her head away from Kim's jabs but Kim's knee scored a solid hit to the side of Shego's thigh. The green woman launched a hard left-right combination, forcing Kim to back off.
"Shouldn't you be going to help your sidekick, Kimmie?"
"He can handle himself." Kim threw a round-house kick at Shego's head but missed, "And he's my partner."
Ron turned right and ran down the corridor right into a dead end.
"No where left to run, sidekick."
Ron straightened his back and creaked his neck, "Who said I was running away?" Ron answered in a deep, confidence voice.
The guards stepped back a little as Ron turned to face them, something was different about him. Before any of them could figure out what was going on, Ron charged at them.
-- - --
Kim gasped as she barely managed to dodge the scorching green plasma energy burning from Shego's clawed fingertips, singing a couple of hairs. The flaming, sparking green energy surged from Shego's fingers like torches flashing with jade green fire.
Kim ducked and dodged another swipe from Shego's claws, her cheerleader abilities allowing her to maneuver out of Shego's attacks and return a few of her own.
Kim rose up her arm and blocked one of Shego's punches, she then reached out and grabbed Shego's other arm, violently jerking both wrists down and tried to catch Shego's chin with a bicycle kick but she managed to pull out of Kim's grip.
Kim grunted as her arms slammed into Shego's clawed digits, she could feel the hot, burning, stinging sensations of Shego's energy waves sparking from her black gloved hands. Shego's black and green suited leg lifted up and nailed Kim right in her bare midriff. Kim grunted as she flew back a couple of feet.
"Aww. What's the matter Kimmie? Feeling winded already?" Shego taunted.
Kim just smirked, "You wish Shego." And the two charged at each other again.
-- - --
Mr. Possible struggled against his ropes to try to stay out of reach of the tentacles of the creature in the tank.
"DR.P!"
"RONALD!"
Ron ran towards the tank but stopped when three Sythnodrones rose from the floor.
"Ah Kim Possible… Wait." A hologram of Drakken appeared and looked around in confusion, "Where's Kim Possible… err… What's your name?"
"Oh come on. After all this time you still don't remember my name? It's not that hard to remember."
"Whatever." Drakken took a second look at Ron, "You look different."
"Yup, the Ron-man's been working out."
"Well work this out. ATTACK!"
Two drones charged him head on, their fists raised and ready to strike. Thinking quickly, Ron charged towards them then dove right between them before they were able to adjust. He quickly got back to his feet, displaying a self-satisfied smile.
The smile didn't last long as he suddenly realized that he was now nose-to-nose with the third drone. Making things worse, the sound of hurried footsteps behind him told Ron that the first two drones had now reversed course and were bearing down on him from the rear.
Ron dove between the legs of the Sythnodrone and mule kicked it in the back into the other drones.
"Booyah!"
A laser turret lowered itself from the ceiling and started blasting away trying to hit Ron. Ron was having a hard time dodging both the attacking Sythnodrones and the laser turret. Ron dodged as one of the drones tried to grab Ron and got a hole blown in its chest.
Ron sweep kicked a drone, forcing it on its back but before it could get up Rufus jumped on its chest and bit a hole in its chest causing it to deflate as the Sythno-goo was drained from its body.
Ron was about to thank Rufus but was cut off when the last Sythnodrone came up back Ron and grabbed him before it turned to face the laser which was taking aim at the pair. Ron started to panic as he drove repeated elbows into the droves gut. He headbutted the face of the Sythnodrone twice before forcing them back into the tank.
Ron managed to move the two of them out of the way just as the laser turret fired another blast which punched a hole in the tank. Ron dropped his head just as another blast blew the head of the Sythodrone.
Ron looked up just as he heard the laser power down and saw Rufus standing on top of the laser, holding a disconnected wire in one paw and giving a thumbs up.
"Booyah! Way to go Rufus."
"Err… Ronald." Dr. Possible called as went under the water.
"Oh ya! Hold on Dr.P!" Ron ran towards the tank and gave quick straight kick to the weaken glass side of the tank was broke and released all the water revealing a cute octopus-like creature with huge eyes looking fearfully at Ron.
"Awwww… aren't you just the cutest thing?" Ron sounded like he was talking to a baby.
"Ya. Cute." Rufus hoped on Ron shoulder.
The creature hurriedly moved towards an escape tunnel as Ron untied Mr. Possible.
"Let's go. We got to find the command center then Kim."
-- - --
Kim kicked Shego off her and jumped back up and got into a fighting stance waiting for Shego to retaliate.
But before either of them could make a move, a loud buzzing alarm started ringing accompanied by flashing red lights, "Warning. Warning. Base Self-destruct activated. T-minus sixty seconds to total base destruction. All personnel evacuate immediately." A robotic female voice called out.
"Damn. Looks like that boyfriend of yours did his thing. See ya Princess." Shego took off and Kim took it as her cue to leave.
Kim managed to get out of the lair just as it exploded and saw Ron and her dad taking cover behind some boulders. She leaped over the boulder and took cover with Ron and Mr. Possible.
As soon as it was safe Kim hugged her dad, "Dad, thank goodness you're safe."
"Yes, thanks to Ronald here."
"Thanks Ron." She hugged him.
"Like you say KP, No Big."
Ron returned the hugback just shrugged, "Like you say KP, 'No big'."
"Way big Ron." She smiled, "Way big."
"So dad what did Drakken want with you?"
Mr. Possible looked confused, "I really don't know, I don't remember giving him anything important or even what happened between been taken from the Space Centre and hanging over a tank with a monster in it."
It's ok dad. Let's just head home."
-- Middleton Mall, Club Banana --
"So what you doing tonight?" Monique asked Kim as she tried on a dress she considered buying.
"Well you know Friday night is 'Ron Night'."
"So you two made it official?"
"Ya after that whole incident with me jelling over Ron, Felix and their whole zombie thingy, we decided to make it official unless there's a mission or some other snitch."
"That's nice girl. Now you don't have to call in the whole Cheer Squad again." Monique smirked.
"Well… ya." Kim flushed slightly, "And I really wanted to thank him for coming through and saving my dad yesterday."
"So any clue why did evil dude pull the dad-napping anyway?"
"Probably to mess with me and/or my dad, they were in college together for awhile. It just doesn't make any sense this time, it seemed pretty random."
Monique was about to say something when her cell-phone rang, "Oh. Hold it Kim. Talk to me… ah huh… Ah man! Thanks anyway." Monique sighed and hung up.
"Trouble?"
"No… That was a friend of mine. I was hoping to score tickets to next week's UFC show."
"UFC?" Kim walked out of the dressing stall in a red spaghetti strap knee length dress. "What you think?"
"First off, girl you have got to buy that dress. Two, Ultimate Fighting Championship. It's the biggest up and coming sports entertainment show there is right now, they overtook GWA in the beginning of the year."
Kim walked back into the stall, "Never heard of them. It's probably just as phony as GWA anyway."
"Oh no girl. You did not just go there. Anyway it's not phony, most of these guys are straight up. It's a mixed martial arts competition but they do have some rather interesting matches instead of the straightforward fights in the octagon."
"Octagon?"
"Ya, they're ring is an octagon and has six foot high barriers to keep the fighters in. It can get pretty violence and bloody so it's not showed on regular TV but I heard they're trying to change that."
"Sounds like something Ron might like but then again it might be too violent for him."
"Speaking of Ron, what's with his bruises, he's been getting them more often lately."
"He says it's from the henchmen and sometimes from the bullies. I guess he can't outrun them all the time." Kim sounded a little guilty, "But I thought I fixed the bully problem when we switched bodies last time."
"True, I would have heard about something like that. In fact, word is most bullies give Ron a wide breath." Monique answered before she realized what Kim said, "YOU SWITCHED BODIES WITH RON!?"
Kim blushed and told Monique the story of how Ron and her switch bodies because of one of Drakken's schemes.
After hearing Kim's story, she smirked and couldn't help but ask, "So tell me girl, how much is our Ron packing in his pants?"
Kim blushed redder than her hair, "MONIQUE!"
-- Middleton High --
Ron lethargically walked towards his locker, classes had been brutal with Mr. Barkin assigning him three additional homework assignment but at least he didn't give him detention today and the day was finally over.
"Well if it isn't Possible's little lap-dog."
That was the last voice he wanted to hear at the end of the day. "Well hello to you too Bon Bon." Ron greeted with his usual goofy grin on his face.
"AHHH!! Don't call me that! You loser."
"Sure thing… Bon Bon."
"Ahh! I can't believe we are of the same species let alone in the same school. What can Possible see in a Loser like You."
Ron just shrugged, closed his locker and turned to leave, "Whatever you say Bon Bon."
"LOSER!"
Ron just continued to walk out the door towards his scooter till he heard his cell-phone ring. Ron picked up his cell-phone and answered it, "Ya? There's a match tonight? For the title? Badical! Of course I'm in!"
TBC
This story will only have 5 chapters. I'm trying another style of writing for this story and it seems to be faster, instead of writing parts of the story (or scenes) then writing chapter by chapter, I've decided on the total number of chapters and roughly where each event will be at write whichever section have have inspiration for. The only thing I'm worried about will be uneven chapter lengths but we'll see if the difference is a lot.
Next chapter, Ron's Title Shot.
P.S. I'm planning to make this the first of a 3-4 part series, depending on how well this is received but if it does go that far, I'm going to need help with some details like how is the school year in the US specifically Colorado right now if you notice I'm being a bit vague on the date(s).