Regina's Apple Fetish
Regina was sitting in her chair while Henry was at school.
She was bored so she tended to her apple tree.
"So," Emma said confidently. "You have an apple fetish."
Regina raised an eyebrow, "Whatever could you mean Miss Swan?"
Emma raised her eyebrows, "You're kidding right! All I ever hear from you is apple this and apple that. You even want me to taste your forbidden fruit. It's no wonder where that came from."
Archie popped out of no where. "She's right you know. I've been worried about it for years. Emma even tells me your sex life has become more and more apple orientated by the night."
"Emma!" Regina blurted. "That was private. I thought it was our secret and you said you liked it."
Emma's face went red. "I do, but that's beside the point. Regina this madness must end. We can't make love without your creative use of apples. I mean I tried bringing it up but everytime, you touch my forbidden fruit and I forget."
Archie gasped. "You've been infected too!"
Emma covered her mouth. "My god your right! I have an apple fetish too. Whatever will I do?"
Archie sighed, "I'm afraid there's no cure."
Emma's eyes widened, "No it can't be possible."
Regina smiled. "I know how to make you feel better Emma. All you need is a taste of my forbidden fruit."