"Now, everyone please have the sense to remember that most of these characters WERE NOT created by the writer of this story, with the exception of myself and a few others. I know it may be hard to wrap your foolish human mind around that fact, but-." -Annul Amity

"ANNUL!" -Me

"Oh, here the writer comes at me with a little plastic pencil. Oh, I'm so scared! Anyways. Enjoy, Ghuhuhuhuhuhu-" -Annul Amity

"Hold on, I want to Explain what this is about!" -Me

"Ah, right, because 200 characters certainly isn't enough to write a summary." -Annul Amity

"...Now, I have a whole fan-fic series plotted out and this is right in the middle, so i figured i should explain that i am a very erratic writer and tend to work on multiple stories at once. I wanted to get this one started, so i did. The Darke Knights, Set up by Zekk Techno-the Vigilante Darke- were an organization that traveled to different realities seeking the destruction of Evil. Lelouch Vi Brittania was their Military Commander and took control after their leader, Zekk Techno, died and his successor, Annul Amity, vanished with his family and a few members of the Black Knights. Annul and his group now call themselves 'Rogues'. (Thus the 'Rogues and Villains)" -Me

"As if they couldn't guess that themselves. Well, they are human, after all." -Annul

"...Shut up." -Me

"Calm Down." -Annul

"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU FRICKING PRICK! I-" -Me

"Jeez, don't get excited." -Annul

Ranting in the background -Me

"Now you should know, this is a Code Geass, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Resident Evil, ALIEN, Predator, Birdy the Mighty, Naruto, Godzilla, Spice and Wolf, Fallen Vampire, Streams of Babel, Ashes, Pokemon, Nightmare Before Christmas, Left 4 Dead, Claymore, Star Wars, Venus Versus Virus, and whatever else The Writer might add (He will probably warn first) Fanfiction. Now, without any further distractions, I give you..." -Annul Amity

The Black Knights-Ballad of Rogues and Villains

Scene 1: Irregularity

"I am here so that you might build a foundation of faith…"

"We MUST put an end to this, even if it means breaking out own rules…!"

"I'll not allow you to harm my friends…"

"Your soul is MINE!"

How much time had passed since Zekk Techno, the Infamous vigilante 'Darke', The 'Black Emperor' and leader of the Darke Knights had died? Since they had fallen apart and reorganized into the 'Black Knights' with ZERO as their leader? Since the Black Emperor's successor, Annul Amity, had disappeared with his wife and daughter alongside a few other core members of the Darke Knights? Was this even the Legitimate Organization any more?

ZERO sat alone in his 'Throne Room' (more like an office, but he wasn't concerned) He held his head in his hands. It had taken Ellen Ripley a month to patch up a system designed to work off of their leaders Psychic Powers, and during that time they had been abandoned by that leader's Successor and left to spiral through space and time, now reemerging what was, to most other worlds, 16 years later, though some had slugged through only a few months, and others had sped forward several hundred years.

Zero frowned under his black metal mask, the shiny glasslike surface that lay directly over his eyes glinting in the dim light of the single candle he had lit. He needed a plan of attack. The enemies of the Black Knights had been allowed to spread unchecked for 16 years, and even though the traitorous villain Albert Wesker had been defeated and his power sealed into various members of the Darke Knights, surely some unscrupulous characters had moved up to fill the fool's place as society's 'crazed man who thinks he's a god.'

As he sat, the Technologies Department was scanning the surrounding worlds for signs of struggle, or strife, though they had emerged from the space-time rip further than they had ever traveled before.

ZERO, or 'Lelouch Vi Brittania', sat hunched over with his hands folded tightly, shaking. He was a man who could perform what many took as miracles, and with a glance he could take absolute control of a person's mind, but only he and his wife knew of his mental instability. Such is the cost of time in war, and his whole life had been full of war. He let out a dark chuckle, which echoed mechanically due to the microphone built into his mask, projecting his voice as memories of his deceased friend.

Lelouch stood in the doorway between Zekk Techno and Lelouch's half-sister revived, Euphemia. "You're here to do it, aren't you!?" He hissed, "You're here to kill her!"

"You're wrong." Zekk replied. "You're sister can live, she doesn't have to die. She WILL go to heaven. That, I'll promise you."

"I'm a DEMON!" Lelouch snapped, backing away from Zekk.

"You're human." Zekk replied. "Why did you think you were chosen? Not just by me and the Darke Knights, but by Kallen, Suzaku, Rivalz, Milly, Shirley, Jeremiah, even you're wife C.C.. You're a good man, even if you don't know it."

"ZERO…Tell them what to do…"

"Lelouch…" Back in the real world, Lelouch felt a warm hand touch his shoulder, the ethereal voice filled his ears like a melody. He was about to turn, but a long and slender arm reached around him, pulling off his mask. The mask fell to the ground with a loud clang and his wife C.C. dragged him back into a comforting embrace. "Are you alright?"

"Yes…" Lelouch replied, forcing himself to stop shaking. "Just…reminiscing…"

C.C. gave a mischievous grin as she repositioned herself so that she was in front of Lelouch, giving him a light kiss on the forehead, she asked, "Shall I help you forget…?"

Suddenly, a holographic screen appeared behind her, surprising them. They froze, caught in a compromising position and unsure of what to do.

"LOOK HERE ZERO!" A queer man with a large grin called, his eyes closed behind his wire frame glasses. He laughed in an awkward voice. "We've found-."

He opened his eyes.

"Oh, hmhmm, did I interrupt something…?" The grin turned sly, devious, as he raised an eyebrow. "An, ahem, one on one meeting?"

"Lloyd, that's rude!" A woman's voice called, and something hit Lloyd hard on the back of the head. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry alright!?" He called out, eyes flashing with fear.

"But of course he's not sorry." A high pitched woman's voice laughed.

"R-Rakshata!?" Lloyd whined.

"SPEAK Asplund!" Lelouch growled, trying to refocus the man.

Lelouch refocused his glasses as C.C. slowly backed away from Lelouch, rolling her eyes mischievously and sighing, "Always all work and no play…"

"Well your majesty, uh, your highness, uh sir, uh…Cecile, what was that thingy I was supposed to call him by again?"

Lelouch dropped his face into his palm. The man was a GENIUS when it came to technology, but when he was interacting with human beings he was completely clueless!

"It's ZERO, we call him ZERO…" Cecile Croomy, a researcher with tinted bluish hair sighed.

"ZERO, we detected a…well, a major irregularity…" Lloyd said, giving a grin that was inappropriate for the situation.

Lelouch's eyes narrowed. That didn't sound good. "What kind of irregularity?"

"Well, It's a conundrum really, completely unprecedented-."

"Lloyd…" Lelouch growled, trying to steer the man back to the subject at hand.

A petite, pretty girl with a bookish air to her appeared in the camera next to Lloyd, her dark green hair braided behind her head. It was Nina Einstein, the creator of the devastating F.L.E.I.J.A. Warheads. A friend of Lelouch's from school.

"It's Wesker." Nina said, "A D.N.A. reading that matches him almost perfectly, to the point that we can conclude it's a family member, related by blood."

Lelouch's eyes narrowed. "What is it most likely? T-Virus?"

"There is no trace of the Virus in her D.N.A., but she's probably being monitored by Umbrella." Nina Replied.

"She…?" Lelouch looked up.

Lloyd laughed. "Ah, yes. We've already taken the liberty of the background check. Most likely this girl is…an offspring."

Lelouch stared at the screen for a moment, then sat, saying calmly, "Send me the information on this girl, and take us there."