Valentines Day, A Victorious FanFic

It was Jade's worstest hoilday. VALENTINES DAY. Dun-dun-duhhhh.

She walked into Hollywood Arts. She saw Tori.

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY JADE!"

"Why are you being warm and friendly to me, Vega?" Jade said.

"CUZ BECK WILL BE MINE!" Tori said.

"NUH-UH! You're stupid, Tori. Beck likes ME."

"NUH-UH! ME!"

"NUH-UH!"

"UH-HUH!"

"NOOOO!"

"YESSS!"

"Curse you, Tori Vega! Curse your family, your future children, your childrens children and their great-grandparents! By the big beaver that brought me here, I curse you!" Tori said.

"OH! No you di-ant." Tori said.

"OH! Yes I d-id." Jade said.

"AHH!" Tori lauched herself at Jade. Jade and Tori had a catfight.

"BREAK IT UP, KIDS!" Yelled Mr. Panico.

"NEVER!" Tori shouted!

"Eat your butt!" Jade said.

"WELL!" Mr. Panico said.

"YOU SUCK, TEACH!" Said Tori.

"YEAH!" Said Jade.

Mr. Panico took off his coat and rolled up his sleves. " .ON.!" He said. Then he joined their wrestling match.

By the end of the fight, Tori had a broken nose, Jade a black eye, and Mr. Panico a broken butt.

Jade went to the little girlies room to smack on more make-up. When she came back, she see Tori giving flowers to HER boyfriend, Beck.

"AHHH!" Said Jade. She flung herself on the floor, screaming. "WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME!" Jade said.

Meanwhile, Tori said to Beck: "I love you baby boy. Marry me and be mine forever and always?" Beck hated Tori. He punched her in the face.

Tori now had a black eye, and her world was black for a moment, too.

Beck saw Jade having a meltdown on the floor. She was rolling around, screaming bloody murder.

"Whats wrong, Jadeypuss?" Beck said.

"YOU HATE ME!" Said Jade.

"Nuh-uh! I love thee." Said Beck.

"Oh." Said Jade.

"Yeah." Said Beck.

"O.K." Said Jade.

"Wow. How did you get your eye so black?" Said Beck.

"Mr. Panico punched me." Jade said.

Beck was angry. "I'm gonna kick Mr. Panico's ..bleepppp..."

"Stick it to 'em, Beck!" Said Jade.

Beck went over to Mr. Panico. He punched and kicked him so hard, he had 2 black eyes, a broken nose, and a broken leg.

"TAKE THAT POOEY PANICO!" Beck said.

Then Jade hugged Beck. "Thanks, Becky-baby." She said.

"No problem, Jadey-boo." He said.

They kissed.

"Happy Valentines day, Jadey." Said Beck.

"Sad Valentines day, Becky." Said Jade.

A/N: My longest one yet! Like it? Review! Love you all!

xoxo,

-CheatersNeverProsper