Credit to brave-fart on Tumblr for the puns and Himaruya Hidekaz & his associates for Hetalia. wHAT DID I JUST WRITE-*screeches* This is one of the chapters from my Wattpad story HETALIA HEAD-CANONS & ONE-SHOTS GALORE. Hope you enjoy!

The human personification of Northern Italy was bored. Actually...bored was an understatement. He was falling asleep in the world meeting that was held in himself. It was finally the 15 minute break after three hours of illogical ideas and Italy wanted to talk to his friend, Germany. He was walking up to him at the snack bar and a GENIUS joke popped in his head.

"Hey, Germany! Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?" he asked with a straight face.

"No, why?" replied the German.

Italy couldn't contain himself and started giggling. "He pasta way!"

Germany just stared at his friend disappointingly. France walked up and swung an arm around Italy and asked what the commotion was just about. Italy repeated himself and France smirked.

"That's unfortunate. His thyme ran out too quickly." France watched Italy think about it and they both started laughing. England walked by and shot them glares as he loaded his paper plate with scones. Spain held a reluctant Romano's hand and walked towards them. France repeated the joke and Italy finished. Romano, like Germany just stared blankly.

Spain's eyes lit up and he added with a sad face "Here today, gone tomato."

Germany was silently watching the other nation's banter when he heard his brother's distinct laughing.

"That was weak, broseph. How about..." Prussia put on his best forlorn expression and finished "we never sausage a tragedy coming.

The four comedians laughing gathered more attention from others in the conference room. The few other nations that had heard what was going on were either ignoring them or snickering. Liechtenstein looked at her brother guiltily before speaking as loud as she could "His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it."

It was silent for a second until the room was alive with booming laughter. Switzerland just held his head in shame. Germany was done with the joke and headed to the door. A few other annoyed nations followed suit until Romano blocked the door while walking out.

"...he will always have a pizza our hearts." With that, Romano left planning to spend the last five minutes of break to go eat some pizza while the immature nations laughed their asses off.

I pray for the Italian chef. It's as they say, you know, 'ashes to ashes, crust to cru-' *shot dead by a pissed off Swiss man*
Liechtenstein: Well everybody, if you have any comedic, sad, or just plain weird ideas, we'd love to hear them!
Switzerland: Don't talk to strangers! *secretly on Omegle 24/7*