author: Samantha
Rating: PG-13
Timeline: Crystal Tokyo
Notes/Summary: 'Sequal' to "First Midnight." Basically, it's just another night they both get the silent treatment. All formalities are dropped in this fic on (only in the "Midnight" series), even mine, meaning Haruka and Mamoru don't use honorifics with each other, and I refer to Endymion as Mamoru.
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Second Midnight

"They plan this, you know."

"I'm coming to that conclusion as well."

The two monarchs sigh heavily.

"I want Usako so bad right now."

"Me too."

"NANI?"

"Calm down, you know what I meant."

"Oh, I know what you meant alright."

"You want me to have meant that?"

"I'd kill you."

"You want to start with the pillows again?"

"You know, I did get a nosebleed that night."

"Was it before or after I left?"

Mamoru smiles slyly. "You want me, don't you?"

"What?"

"I just figure you keep talking about me so much it must be you can't resist me."

"Like trying to resist Setsuna-san."

"So you want her now?"

"Hell no! She wants you though."

"Seriously?"

Haruka laughs. "You interested?"

"I didn't mean it like that."

The blonde shifts in her upside down position on the bed, laying on her back with her head hanging off the side. She looks at Mamoru, being in the same position. "This isn't doing any good for my head. I think all the blood in my body is completely in my brain."

"It's good for me. It keeps all the blood out of my-"

"No!" Haruka flips herself up into a sitting position quickly and holds her head, moaning. "Kami-sama, I think my head's going to explode!"

"Mine too." Mamoru sits up as well. "Despite the blood loss."

"That is so disgusting!"

"To you."

The queen of Uranus stands up on the pillows so quickly she loses her balance as her legs collapse from under her. Mamoru instinctively moves to catch her before she falls into the sharp end table.

"Graceful, aren't you?"

"Shut up."

He sits Haruka back up in her bed and settles beside her. "What happened?"

"I think my legs fell asleep from laying upside down too long."

"That'll teach you."

"Well, I'm not as use to laying upside down as Michiru," Haruka says with a smile.

Mamoru groans. "Must you say things like that?"

"I thought you'd like the idea of two women going at it."

"Oh, sure, but the idea of one of those women being you makes me nauseous."

Haruka picks up a pillow and Mamoru blocks his head. When Haruka starts laughing he joins her and lays back with his eyes closed. Two seconds pass before the encased feathers are held over the king's face. He struggles to breathe and falls off the bed in the process.

"See what happens when you let your guard down against Uranus?"

"Bitch."