Well..............this is something I came up with in the middle of the night...................so enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of these songs by Steven Lynch

Note: Singing Lyrics are in bold print

Kurama was doing the dishes after the new years party he just threw. Everyone was there. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Shizuru, Yukina, Botan, Kieko, Koenma, and Ogre. He insisted on doing the dishes because..........(oh come on people look at the other choices. Would you trust those idiots around glass?)

" Hey look, theres a plate left," Yusuke said then got up with the plate in his hands and walked twards the kitches. He stoped in the door-way upon hearing some one singing.

' Hey, Kuramas singing,' Yusuke thought. Just then Hiei and Kuwabara arrived with more dishes.

" Hey Urameshi, We found some m-"

"Shh, Kuramas singing," Yusuke interupted. They listened.

I came down to the breakfast table
felt like I could cry

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei eyed each other.


Tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye

" Whats going on her-"Botan was interupted when Yusuke's clamped over her mouth. The rest of the crew was behind her.

"Shh, Kurama's singing," Yusuke whisperd to them.

For i'm feeling so much shame
yes i have brought disgrace
i can tell i've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it

Their eye's widenend

No use denyin it I was really crankin it
It wasn't my fault ,and it woulden't be so bad Well
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad

Eveyone held back their laughs as much as they could.

I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor

"OH MY GOD," They all whisperd


Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise
like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

They nodded.

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
but I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had

"EWW," The girls whispered


Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"

"Holy hell," Yusuke whispered.


Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

"Eww"

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well please clam down and don't get mad
Just because it was your bed

" Haahahahahah"


It's not that bad.....It's not that bad.......not that bad.......talk to me dad, Woow

When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty

>Snicker>


But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

"PufHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA,"

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
just because it was your bed
it's not that-
that rascals in storage tomorrow night ocean towniship tomorrow friday o yea

"What?" They whispered among themselves

"Are you going to hand those dishes over or what Yusuke," Kurama said while still doing the dishes. Everyone anime fell.

Well.....like it? I've got a lot more were that came from.............And If you would like to listen to this song......e-mail me and I'll send it to you.