Harry Potter and the Manslaughter Suit in Wonderland
Hermione and Harry were working on their magic spells, when all of a sudden, Draco Malfoy came running along in a bunny suit. 'I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, no time to destroy you Potter, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late,' he cried and ran into a hole.
'Lets catch him Hermione!' Harry yelled back to Hermione as he was going in the hole.
Inside they found a door with a mouth and eyes. 'Hello, please go through me, I'm not locked or anything' says the door with a sweet smile.
'Argh, a talking door. I'll save you Hermione! Door-ious mini-ious' cried Harry, and just then the door shrank to a tiny size.
'Harry, was that really a good idea?' asked Hermione.
Harry sat down and thought long and hard. So long and hard that he got thristy and drank the bottle marked 'drink me' next to him. He then shrank to the size of the door.
'Oh no, Harry' screached Hermione. She didn't even check the label of the bottle. It was marked poison, and she fell down dead.
'Oh no, Herminoe, I'll revenge you, door-ious lock-ious' cried Harry, and the door that was the same size as he was then locked itself.
'Ok Harry, there are two things we can do now.
1: you get the key that it up on the table, or
2: you use magic to unlock me.," the door instructed Harry.
'I've had enough of you fiendish door, door-ious explod-ious' cried Harry, and the door fell into a thousands pieces, mostly landing on Hermione.
'Ha, Harry-1 Door-0,' Harry laughted as he entered through the now smoking door.
I hope you like it and there will be some more chapters when I get around to writing them. Reviews welcome.