A/N: Merry Christmas to all! I decided to write this in honor of Christmas arriving! I hope you all enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, the Macarena, tasers, Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls, I Just Can't Wait to be King, or The 12 Days of Christmas.
The 12 Legendaries of Christmas, Season 1
On the first day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Mewtwo: Who would give you anything for Christmas?
Be quiet or I'll get the taser!
Mewtwo: grumble Fine.
Okay, from the top!
On the first day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
A Celebi in a pine tree!
pauses Where is that Celebi?!
Dialga: According to what I can pick up, she's in the Cretaceous Period.
Well, go get her!
Dialga: Yes, ma'am. disappears
Moving on!
On the second day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Two psychic cats,
Mewtwo: Why do I even have to be in this?
Mew: Oh, come on! It'll be fun! Whee!
Mewtwo: groans
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Dialga: reappears Got her!
Celebi: Sorry about that, I ended up in the wrong era; who would have guessed? You know, this whole thing was a funny story…
Just get in the tree!
Celebi: No need to be pushy! stands on the top of the tree and poses like a ballerina
On the third day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Three great titans,
Groudon: You know that I'm clearly stronger than you!
Kyogre: In your dreams, earth-shaker!
Rayquaza: Don't make me seal you two again!
Two psychic cats,
Mew: flying around in circles Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mewtwo: thinking Must… resist… killing impulse…
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Celebi: Hey! I can see my house from here!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Four legendary golems
Regigigas: Anyone up for eggnog?
Regice: We don't have mouths. How can we drink eggnog?
Regigigas: Umm…
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Why can't you two just get along?
Groudon and Kyogre: He started it!
Two psychic cats,
Mew: C'mon, Mewtwo! Lighten up!
Mewtwo: thinking Killing impulse… too strong…
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Celebi: starts dancing
On the fifth day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Five legendary birds,
Lugia: Did you all remember to go to the bathroom before we left?
Zapdos: I did.
Moltres: Me too.
Articuno: Yeah, same here. Oh… on second thought, I'll be right back. flies off
Lugia: sighs
Four legendary golems,
Regirock: How do we even live if we can't eat or drink?
Registeel: I don't know; it's all Braille to me.
Regice: You speak Braille, you moron! Men, honestly!
Registeel: Why do women have to be so annoying?
Regirock: Maybe she's PMSing.
Regice: Grr…
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Why do you two fight? What point does it serve?
Groudon and Kyogre: Umm…
Two psychic cats,
Mew: puts on Santa hat Get into the festive spirit!
Mewtwo: I'd rather swallow a Sandslash.
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Celebi: does the Macarena
On the sixth day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Six Jirachi wishes,
Jirachi: So, what do you wish for? You know I can give you anything you want.
Giratina: I'll have to think about that…
Five legendary birds,
Ho-Oh: What's the matter, bro?
Lugia: sighs Sometimes I think that my trio doesn't take me seriously, Ho-Oh. They never listen to me!
Ho-Oh: You've just got to show them who's boss! I do that, and check out how my trio turned out.
Raikou: Hey, Ho-Oh! Suicune forgot her toothbrush. Just letting you know that I'm going to go get it!
Four legendary golems,
Regice: chasing Regirock and Registeel with an Ice Beam attack
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Kyogre, why do you hate Groudon so much?
Kyogre: Isn't it obvious? He keeps trying to cover up my water territory with land!
Rayquaza: I see. writes down in notebook
Two psychic cats,
Mew: I made one for you, too! puts Santa hat on Mewtwo
Mewtwo: Arceus, please kill me now.
Arceus: Sorry, I need someone to baby-sit Mew.
Mew: Thanks, daddy!
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Celebi: singing When I dance, they call me Macarena!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Seven sea princes,
Manaphy: Someday I'm going to rule the whole ocean!
Phione: Can I be your princess?
Manaphy: Sure!
Six Jirachi wishes,
Jirachi: Take your time; I've got all day.
Five legendary birds,
Lugia: You were saying?
Ho-Oh: They tell me whenever they have to go anywhere!
Lugia: Wait a moment… isn't your trio short one?
Ho-Oh: Huh..? Oh, where's Entei?!
Four legendary golems,
Regigigas: Regice, knock it off! I think they've suffered enough.
Regirock and Registeel: frozen solid S-so cold…
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Now, Groudon, why do you hate Kyogre?
Groudon: Because he's always covering my territory with water!
Rayquaza: I see. writes in notebook
Two psychic cats,
Mewtwo: Do I really have to baby-sit her?
Arceus: No one else will, and I'm too busy to watch her.
Mewtwo: I hate my life.
Mew: singing Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Celebi: stops dancing I'm bored up here!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Eight volcanic eruptions,
volcano erupts
Suicune: Entei!
Entei: Sorry, sis! I couldn't help myself!
Seven sea princes,
Manaphy: Shaymin! C'mon in and play with us! The water's great!
Shaymin: Sorry, but I can't swim too well.
Phione: You're no fun!
Shaymin: You should've seen me at that last Halloween party.
Six Jirachi wishes,
Jirachi: It can be anything your heart desires.
Giratina: I'm not even sure I really have a heart.
Five legendary birds,
Lugia: I think I found him.
Ho-Oh: groans
Four legendary golems,
Regigigas: hacking away at ice with sharp rocks This isn't as easy as it looks.
Regice: Well, they deserved it.
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Well, now, I think I know the problem. You two are arguing over who should have more territory. Why not compromise?
Kyogre: I'd rather bite a Cloyster shell.
Groudon: And I'd rather shove an Aron up my nose.
Two psychic cats,
Mewtwo: If there's a god up there, he hates me.
Arceus: I don't hate you, Mew just really likes you.
Mew: I really, really like you!
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Celebi: Any chance of me being able to come down yet?
Dialga: No!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Nine space anomalies,
Deoxys: Am I really that weird?
Palkia: No, you're just different. Everyone is.
Eight volcanic eruptions,
volcano erupts
Suicune: Entei! What did I just say?!
Entei: It wasn't me this time!
Seven sea princes,
Manaphy: Kyogre says I need to grow up if I'm ever going to rule the seas.
Phione: Oh, come on! What does Kyogre know?
Kyogre: I'm right here! I can hear everything you're saying!
Phione: Oops.
Six Jirachi wishes,
Jirachi: Any time now would be nice…
Five legendary birds,
Lugia: You know, I think you might have it worse than I do.
Ho-Oh: Oh, shut up.
Articuno: I'm back!
Zapdos: It took you that long to go to the bathroom?
Articuno: Well, not exactly…
Four legendary golems,
Regigigas: still hacking This is getting nowhere fast. Regice, could you be a dear and help?
Regice: Fine…
Regirock: I think I'm starting to break apart.
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Look, what if the two of you had an even amount of territory? Then you wouldn't have to fight.
Groudon: You know, you're right!
Two psychic cats,
Mewtwo: Why do you even like me?! I'm honestly not very likeable!
Mew: Because you're like my brother! We did come from the same DNA, right? That counts!
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Celebi: C'mon! I really have to go!
Dialga: Go? Go where?
Celebi: You know… go! Bad.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Ten spiritual powers,
Uxie: I'm smarter than all of you put together!
Mesprit: There she goes again…
Nine space anomalies,
Deoxys: What am I, anyways?
Palkia: In short, you're a mutant.
Deoxys: starts crying
Eight volcanic eruptions,
Suicune: If it wasn't you, then who was it?
Entei: That, I don't know.
Heatran: Sorry, my bad!
Seven sea princes,
Manaphy: singing Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Shaymin: singing No one saying 'do this', no one saying 'be there'…
Phione: singing No one saying 'stop that', no one saying 'see here'…
Six Jirachi wishes,
Jirachi: Are you going to make a wish or what?
Giratina: Be patient; I'm still thinking.
Five legendary birds,
Moltres: Well, what were you doing?
Articuno: That's for me to know only!
Zapdos: Don't be a party-pooper! Tell us!
Four legendary golems,
Registeel: It's good to finally be out of there!
Regirock: What's the deal, Regice?
Regice: You mocked me. Now we're even.
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Can't we all just get along?
Kyogre: crying You're right! Why can't we just get along?!
Groudon: crying This is so deep!
Two psychic cats,
Mewtwo: Mew, can't you go annoy someone else?
Mew: Umm… Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: What now?!
Mew: …We're standing under mistletoe.
Mewtwo: Huh? looks up Oh crap…
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Dialga: Can't you hold it in a little longer?
Celebi: No, I can't!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Eleven Soul Dews,
Latias: Got it right here! holds up Soul Dew
Latios: Hey! Sis, be careful with that!
Latias: Sorry.
Ten spiritual powers,
Azelf: That's nothing! I can control the wills of humans and Pokemon alike!
Mesprit: Really? Well I can destroy all of their emotions!
Uxie: To add to my power, I can also erase memories! What good does erasing emotions do anyway? It's useless!
Nine space anomalies,
Palkia: Deoxys, don't cry.
Deoxys: My life no longer has a purpose!
Mewtwo: Welcome to my life.
Eight volcanic eruptions,
Heatran: Sorry about the eruption! It was an accident!
Entei: See? It was just an accident.
Raikou: Whatever.
Seven sea princes,
Phione: Make way for the prince of the sea!
Manaphy: Thank you, thank you! Thank you all for coming!
Shaymin: What are you doing?
Phione: Practicing entrances. A ruler needs a dramatic entrance!
Six Jirachi wishes,
Jirachi: Just pick something!
Giratina: It's harder than it sounds!
Five legendary birds,
Zapdos: C'mon, Articuno! Tell us!
Articuno: FINE! I WAS WRITING IN MY DIARY! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
Moltres: Yes, we are.
Four legendary golems,
Regigigas: What do you say to some eggnog?
Registeel: Don't start that again!
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Now, why don't you two hug and make up.
Groudon and Kyogre: still crying, hugging
Two psychic cats,
Mewtwo: Great, just great! Now what?!
Mew: …I guess now we have to kiss.
Mewtwo: Great. Just another fun moment to lighten up my day.
Mew: I knew you'd get into Christmas spirit sooner or later!
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Dialga: There's only one more verse! Hold on!
Celebi: moaning I'll try!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Twelve lunar phases,
Cresselia: Have a merry Christmas, everyone!
Darkrai: Bah, humbug!
Cresselia: Oh, save it for someone who cares.
Eleven Soul Dews,
Latias: singing Deck the halls with bows of holly!
Latios: singing Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Ten spiritual powers,
Mesprit: Can we just stop for a moment to wish everyone a merry Christmas?
Uxie: That sounds good.
Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf: Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
Nine space anomalies,
Deoxys: sobbing You all have everything and I have nothing!
Palkia: That's not true. Everyone's unique. Besides, it's Christmas! Cheer up!
Deoxys: sniffles Okay.
Eight volcanic eruptions,
two volcanoes erupt
Raikou and Suicune: Entei! Heatran!
Entei: What?!
Heatran: We're just giving a volcanic sound-off for the holidays!
Seven sea princes,
Manaphy: Great work with the mistletoe, Shaymin!
Shaymin: laughing Of all the plant related pranks, mistletoe is by far my favourite! Well, tied with poison ivy.
Six Jirachi wishes,
Jirachi: C'mon! This is your last chance to make a wish!
Giratina: Okay, I've got it! I wish for a box of chocolate!
Jirachi: Finally! Your wish is granted! box of chocolate appears out of thin air
Giratina: Yay! Chocolate! starts gorging on chocolate
Five legendary birds,
Zapdos: Well, now that we know that our precious little sister has a diary, she'd better keep an eye on it. She might just find it missing.
Moltres: Zapdos, that's mean! Santa's going to put you on his naughty list if you do that!
Lugia: And I'm also going to punish you if you do that.
Ho-Oh: Way to tell 'em, Lugia!
Four legendary golems,
Regice: I'm bored.
Registeel: Hey, everyone, look! Mew and Mewtwo are under mistletoe!
Regirock: Cool! Let's watch!
Regigigas: Wonder how it'll turn out?
Three great titans,
Groudon: Hey, look! They are under mistletoe!
Kyogre: Will he get into the Christmas spirit and kiss her?
Rayquaza: Arceus only knows.
Arceus: Nope; even I don't know.
Two psychic cats,
Mew: Well, we'd better do it, or else bad things will happen to us.
Mewtwo: What do you mean?
Mew: I heard that if two people don't kiss under mistletoe, bad things happen. You remember that one kid you nearly killed?
Mewtwo: Yeah, so?
Mew: Well, he also got caught under mistletoe, and he wouldn't kiss the girl he was with. He crashed into a wall, so we'd better do it or we could end up ambushed by Dark-types.
Mewtwo: Fine. the two kiss
Arceus, Rayquaza, Kyogre, Groudon, Mesprit, Uxie, Azelf, Deoxys, Dialga, Palkia, Celebi, Giratina, Jirachi, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Lugia, Ho-Oh, Latios, Latias, Entei, Raikou, Suicune, Heatran, Cresselia, Darkrai, Manaphy, Phione, Shaymin, Regirock, Regice, Registeel and Regigigas: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Dialga: Okay, Celebi! You can go now!
Celebi: Oh, it's okay! I don't have to go anymore!
Dialga: Eww.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A/N: Please review! You may notice that I made a reference to the song 'Under the Mistletoe'. Oh, I almost forgot! Happy holidays, everyone!