I haven't wrote Naruto stories in a while (wonder why), and yes, this is meant to be a spoof. None of these jokes belong to me, and Naruto does not belong to me. I just write the stories. Have fun.

At the Konoha Training Grounds

"Rock Lee... I have had an idea to present to you for quite some time...," Sai murmured, staring deeply and intently into the bushy eyebrows of the taller, tanner male. He had waited quite some time, deeming the topic what most people would call "insensitive", but it seemed he just needed the answer.

"What is it, Sai-san?" Rock Lee swiftly replied, staring the boy back in the endless onyx eyes.

"It is about your Sensei, Gai. I know why he is so happy all the time. It came to me in a dream," Sai said seriously, moving his eyes up to stare straight into Lee's deep brown eyes.

"Why is that?"

Sai took a deep breath and let loose his brilliant idea.

"Because he is Gai."

At Ichiraku

Choji, Shikamaru, and Ino had just returned from a mission. While ordering their bowls, Choji and Ino chattered about inane things, Shikamaru simply resting his head on his arms and falling asleep. Ino rolled her eyes, smiling softly.

As they received their orders of ramen, Ino began to drool, and immediately dived into her food. Choji clicked his tongue at her and went to his own bowl.

"God, Ino, don't pig out."

Somewhere in a forest

Panting lightly Tobi straightened. He rolled his shoulders, quickly taking a glance around the premises to make sure no enemies were left. When he was sure there were no more enemies residing, he plopped down onto the ground, and looked up swiftly as Right Zetsu popped up from the tree he was underneath.

"Oh, good, you're all right."

In Suna

"Well, your Momma's so fat, even the Byakugan can't see through her!" Temari shouted, the crowd cheering and 'ooh'ing in response.

"Well, your Momma's so fat, even Naruto can't believe it!" Gaara yelled back, the crowd screaming, cheering and clapping and laughing.

"Well, your Momma is so ugly, Jiraiya wouldn't even touch her!" Temari retorted, earning claps and the favor of the crowd once more.

In the crowd, Hinata turned to Neji, murmuring quietly, "They do know they have the same mother, correct?"

At Hawk's Base

"Ugh, Sasuke, I'm so bored," Suigetsu whined, plopping onto the maroon couch. His eyes roamed over the room, settling on the black-haired, onyx-eyed, Uchiha on the opposite side of the room.

Sasuke glanced over at the shark-like boy. "Then entertain yourself. I'm not your clown."

"Come on, tell me a joke or something!" Suigetsu complained loudly, motioning for Sasuke to come over and sit beside him. As the Uchiha walked over, sitting gracefully on the leather sofa, he put up his feet on the black haired boy, who promptly shoved them off.

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Fine!"

"Yeah!" Suigetsu cheered, eager to hear what joke Sasuke had.

"Alright, what does a Wii and Orochimaru have in common?" Sasuke started, staring blankly at the wall.

"What?" Suigetsu asked, purple eyes fixated on the shorter man.

"They're both turned on by young boys."

Suigetsu began to snicker. "Alright that was a good one," As Sasuke smirked, Suigetsu said, "ooh, ooh, I got one!"

"Someone in our team may be a little bit more fabulous than others! Sassy-Gay!"

"Run."

Actually, the last joke I made. As you can see, I'm hilarious. And fabulous. The review... box (?) is looking mighty fine right now. And now look how easy it is to review! I review every story I read because of it! You should, too!