The Fudds
By Girl
(A shot of a Bellaire mansion one bright sunny morning, a jingly theme song is playing
The Fudds
What a funny family the Fudds, etc.
The credits come on
STARRING
ELMER FUDD
Madeline FUDD
Pepper Fudd
And Junior Fudd
The theme song finishes and they all laugh, huh huh huh huh huh, we see an interior shot of the house, Madeline is making cookies)
Pepper: MOMMMIE! Get the F___ in hewe
Madeline: What the F___ is it, honey?
Pepper: Jewner, is puwting on my wipstick
Madeline: There's nowhing wrong with f___ doing that
(Elmer walks down, with his hunting gear)
Elmer: Hwllo, My wonderful famwe, SHH, be
Pepper and Junior: (in unison) Vewy, Vewy Quiet, I'm hunting wabbits Huh Huh huh huh huh
Elmer: How in the f___ mewerise that
Madeline: Ewmer, takes this hunting wabbits thing vewe seweiously, he also enwes other things like mowing the lawn, listing to light adult contemporary music, but his favorite song with always be the score, from "What's Opera Doc?" I'm the one who sets him straight and I wear the pants in my famwe
Interviewer: But you're wearing a skirt
Madeline: It was an f____ing figure of speech
(Some time late Elmer runs back furious)
Elmer: that f___ing rabbit got away again
Madeline: That's all right honey now you better rest
Pepper: (looking worried) Daddy's always like this, it scares me
(Elmer is outside, setting up traps in the backyard with Junior)
Junior: DAD! I want to go to bed
Elmer: Jewner, I'm goin to teach you how to be a REAL man, a Fudd and we Fudds wuv to hunt wabbits
Junior: Hawe ewer kwilled any
Elmer: No
Junior: Sowetimes I want to putt myself up for adoption
(the next morning, Bugs sneaks underneath the house and nobody knowtises it)
Madeline: It's alwight Ewmer; you'll catch him one day
(Thumbing nosie)
Elmer: I hear that wabbit
(Upstairs Pepper and her friends are trying on clothes, talking etc., Elmer, runs in trying to catch Bugs though the floor, he does nothing to disturb the girls, but Pepper throws at fit)
Pepper: DADDY! YOU RUINED ANOTHER ONE
Elmer: SHUT the F___ UP!
(Pepper cries and throws a tantrum her friends head for cover, meanwhile Junior is playing with some action figures and they shake everywhere, Bugs pops out a kisses him, he screams)
Junior: Dad, Dad, I saw the wabbit
(he starts chasing the Wabbit though the house, and it is wrecked. Elmer's family looks pretty angry)
Madeline: You wrecked our beautiful home, again
(Bugs runs off)
Bugs: Ain't I a sticker, (winks)
By Girl
(A shot of a Bellaire mansion one bright sunny morning, a jingly theme song is playing
The Fudds
What a funny family the Fudds, etc.
The credits come on
STARRING
ELMER FUDD
Madeline FUDD
Pepper Fudd
And Junior Fudd
The theme song finishes and they all laugh, huh huh huh huh huh, we see an interior shot of the house, Madeline is making cookies)
Pepper: MOMMMIE! Get the F___ in hewe
Madeline: What the F___ is it, honey?
Pepper: Jewner, is puwting on my wipstick
Madeline: There's nowhing wrong with f___ doing that
(Elmer walks down, with his hunting gear)
Elmer: Hwllo, My wonderful famwe, SHH, be
Pepper and Junior: (in unison) Vewy, Vewy Quiet, I'm hunting wabbits Huh Huh huh huh huh
Elmer: How in the f___ mewerise that
Madeline: Ewmer, takes this hunting wabbits thing vewe seweiously, he also enwes other things like mowing the lawn, listing to light adult contemporary music, but his favorite song with always be the score, from "What's Opera Doc?" I'm the one who sets him straight and I wear the pants in my famwe
Interviewer: But you're wearing a skirt
Madeline: It was an f____ing figure of speech
(Some time late Elmer runs back furious)
Elmer: that f___ing rabbit got away again
Madeline: That's all right honey now you better rest
Pepper: (looking worried) Daddy's always like this, it scares me
(Elmer is outside, setting up traps in the backyard with Junior)
Junior: DAD! I want to go to bed
Elmer: Jewner, I'm goin to teach you how to be a REAL man, a Fudd and we Fudds wuv to hunt wabbits
Junior: Hawe ewer kwilled any
Elmer: No
Junior: Sowetimes I want to putt myself up for adoption
(the next morning, Bugs sneaks underneath the house and nobody knowtises it)
Madeline: It's alwight Ewmer; you'll catch him one day
(Thumbing nosie)
Elmer: I hear that wabbit
(Upstairs Pepper and her friends are trying on clothes, talking etc., Elmer, runs in trying to catch Bugs though the floor, he does nothing to disturb the girls, but Pepper throws at fit)
Pepper: DADDY! YOU RUINED ANOTHER ONE
Elmer: SHUT the F___ UP!
(Pepper cries and throws a tantrum her friends head for cover, meanwhile Junior is playing with some action figures and they shake everywhere, Bugs pops out a kisses him, he screams)
Junior: Dad, Dad, I saw the wabbit
(he starts chasing the Wabbit though the house, and it is wrecked. Elmer's family looks pretty angry)
Madeline: You wrecked our beautiful home, again
(Bugs runs off)
Bugs: Ain't I a sticker, (winks)