Hida-mun: This is a pure crack drabble that was requested on Tumblr. Please don't take this seriously. I don't own Naruto nor the characters. Hidan x Sai and hints of Kakashi x Iruka.
[ AU ] HidaSai drabble. Oops.
"Mmn," Hidan let out a low groan, pulling the other male closer to him, rough hands gripped onto delicate soft hips. The two hormone crazed teenagers were currently at school, though class had ended roughly 30 minutes ago. Hidan always loved the thrill of being caught and the risk of doing these things in school drove him up a wall.
Sai pushed his hips into the older males, rubbing their erections together through thick jeans. Hidan knew how to get him going, and once he started, it was hard to stop. Pale hands found their way to silver locks, twisting his fingers into it, forcing Hidan's head to the side as he bit into his neck, leaving small red love bites, licking over the sensitive flesh. This made Hidan let out another husky groan.
"Shh, you'll get us caught." The dark haired male warned, licking and sucking at Hidan's pulse on his neck, biting softly and scraping his teeth against the delicate skin.
"Fuck you," Hidan breathed out, pushing his lover against the closet door, face pushed against it. His hands slipped around him, undoing his pants and pushing them down along with his boxers. Sai let out a small gasp, choking on it when Hidan squeezed a plump ass cheek.
A blush crept its way over Sai's face as he nearly whimpered, "Yes please." He stepped out of his pants, spreading his legs, his ass perked in the air and waist dipped with his hands resting on the door.
Hidan bit his lip, eyes glazed over with lust – the sight before him was just too much. Bringing his fingers to his lover's mouth, he whispered, "Suck." The smaller male complied, taking Hidan's fingers in his mouth, evenly salivating on each until they were thoroughly covered. Taking his fingers out of his lover's mouth, Hidan brought them to his puckered entrance, circling it with his index finger before inserting it roughly.
A moan escaped Sai's throat, his head flinging back. Although it was only one finger, Hidan hit his prostate over and over, adding a second finger and shortly after a third. Hidan was in a hurry, he wanted to be inside that tight warmth.
As soon as Hidan's fingers retreated from Sai, he yanked his own pants down, his length replaced them, causing another deep moan to escape him.
A soft patting of footsteps drew closer to their location, neither boy hearing them due to their heavy breathing and the sound of skin hitting skin. The person stopped just outside the door, standing there for a moment, listening. They blushed, clearing their throat loudly. "The two of you better be decent in 2 minutes and then I'm opening the door. Do that at your own homes."
Hidan froze in place, Sai slightly shaking beneath him. "Idiot, I told you we'd get caught," They both hurriedly pulled their pants on, helping each other look at least a little decent. It was helpless to hide the bite marks on their necks. Both males sighed in unison, opening the door. Kakashi stood before them, a little blush on his face. "Oops." Hidan blushed.
"Good to see you two are as energetic as always," Kakashi teased, ushering them towards the main doors. "Use that energy at home. You don't see me having my way with Iruka here, now do you?"
Hidan let out a wolfish laugh, smiling up at Kakashi, his embarrassment completely gone. "Right, you fuck him everywhere else!" He ran off before Kakashi could smack him on the head.
"Take care of him, Sai." He smiled, watching as the younger male laughed nervously thanking him before leaving.