FROM REBA 2 KELLY
did u no dat am a tru aunt reba cuz ma sista is kelley clerksin?/ ME NEIVA!
dis is r storey
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"REBA!" scramd ma mova (is a brokin home) "WE NO U HAV SKOOL 2DAY U R LATE N ALSO WORFLISS!" she slap ma lil chonky 8 yr olt fase (fresh like frekkul) i crai 1 tear fo ma dawta 2 be "i neva wana b liek ma motha" say ma insides. (FLASH FOWAD: I SMAK MA KIDS DAILEY!)
i breve n begin da long wock 2 skool. i wuz in grade 2 n ma teecha was miss quibbul. she wus so tru 2 me. i neva new i was da enamey i neva new. i finaley arrive 2 LIL FUCQUERS PRIMAREY SKOOL n wok in2 da door
"OW" i say as i hit da door
(reba you have to be more specific.)
YA I AM I SAY OW CUZ IT HURT DAT SPECIFUK
(omg)
i open da dor n tak off ma shoosh. "wow" i say "ma feet stank"
"ya dey do" say a cute boi in ma class. his nam wus BRICK (no not brock HE GAY), brick was a lil homo chilwe i new onley cus he barfed on ma vag one tim cos we play ring arund da rosey n he got moshun sickniss but also cuz he hate vagine. brick grabbed ma cote n hung it up on ma "LIL REBA" cote hook n den we go 2 class
we circle sit (its liek square but more rownd)
"ok class 2 day we r gunna lern 2 count" say miss quibbul "ok churrun how meny eyes do i haff"
2! "say we"
"gud" say miss quibbul. she breve "now hoe meny tims did ma hubby smak ma fase 2day?"
"omg" say lil me "i get abusd 2"
miss quibbul quibbuled n da class gaspt n also fart a lil 2 (we r jus babbies)
"omg reba i wuz kiddin is da 70s n am jus bein a hip teechur" she breve" dus ur mam hit u?"
"no i liet" i say wif bruised cheeq
jus den ma mam brust frew da dor
"REBA U STUPIT BITCH HOW CUDCHEW SAY I ABIUSE U, U NO DAT NAT TRU!" say ma mam as she frew lil cindey wilkinsen at me. i dodged hur n she flew 2 a wal n crak her hed open. she wuz ded on contact., my mam ran up 2 me BUT MISS QUIBBUL PUNCH HER IN DA FASE
"HOW DAT TAST BITCH" say miss quibbul in a feminist waye
ma mam wus like "IT TAST LIKE LIL BITCH TEACHER I WANT MO"
jus den MISS QUIBBUL TOOK OWT HER SOWA PATCH BRAND SULPHURIC ACID N FREW IT IN MA MAMS EYES!
"WWHAHHHHAHHAHHHAHHAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH" sed ma mam as hur vision becum not existent
"omfg miss wuiqbbbel u safed me" i say wif desperate
JUS DEN DA POLISE ARREST MY MAM N MISS QUIBBUL OMFG MY LIFE IS OVA
a womin come 2 me
"r u lil reba ellerson from dat 70s street in da town dat we r in?" she say 2 me wif bad coffee breff
"ya"
ok well u r gunna go live wif ur aunt JOYCE" she say
omfg" msfjhdjghsodfhgkioowoiw
A FEW WEKS LATUR:
a few weks went by n i becam a new womin
i startit get n afro n also startit 2 get sasey
jus in tim fo ma new famiry
"lil reba r u ready 2 c ur anti reba i mean choice/?" say social model lady (FORESHADOWWE?")
"nu"
"too bad her u go BAI" she drive away
i wok 2 da dorr. breving. ma hands was rull swaty from bein nervus (din has bubbel guts doe)
i ring da dor bell
a lil chiwel ansa da dor
"hu r u" she axe
"am reba" i say 2 her, "hu r u"
"krely"
"O"
"MAM SUM RED GURL AT DIS HOWSE WER WE LIF"
"o yas i faggot is da day wer we adobpt ma sista chiwel" say CHOICE CLarKSON
i breve as i wock in2 da haus. choice give me jewce. i drink
"so reba i herd dat ur mammy is sick?: say christianity joyce wit purity
"no miss quibbel port acid in her :) " sad me wif indifference. (WTF dat word i diun even no it?)
choice breve. "well reba, u r gonna be rull happey her. dis yo siusta cuzin krely crakslesn" she point 2 krely
"hay krely " say me "am ur antie" i sing a lil fansey
krely matchd ma pitch wit a lil insigrantce
"omfg" say me "u siang liek an angle but not as gud as me but stil liek an angle" i slap her
krely crai
"krely dun krely i men crely o shit i men craylie minogue" (i breve frustrate) "LEZ DO REBA DUETS"
:")
ok shur "say krely" but furst i gotta pray 2 gad
"FUK U I AM GAD" i rage at krely as i PUNCH HER FACE
"we gunna be gud sista wives" i say "I JUS NO IT!"
HHGJJSHKLLLLLLOOOOOPPPPPS OJKSJBFKJBKBWB JHHUWOKOWK
bet u din c dat cummin
wat? i revel it befor i revel it?/
FUK