I know Carlisle and Esme would probably never do this, but I was watching SuperNanny and I just wanted to. :P

Its Fanfic, right.

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!

Third Person Perspective:

Carlisle and Esme have had enough! Everyone was haywire, everyone just started acting horrible, ignoring the rules. Edward, Bella, and even Nessie have joined the fanatics. The boys were crazier with the pranks and the girls got revenge. Lately they even started doing pranks on Esme and Carlisle.

ESME POV:

"Are family is mayhem, we need to do something" I said as I heard a loud crash come from upstairs. Carlisle nodded and then a smile came on his face. A second later Edward and Alice ran in.

"NOOOOO!" Both of them yelled at the same time. Carlisle just nodded with the same smile on his face.

"Ugh! Whatever! This sucks!" Alice through a little tantrum then stormed off. Edward groaned then went up stairs. Carlisle and I just looked at eachother. I was confused, but I didn't bother asking.

"Look at the examples they are for Renesmee, Scarlett and Joseph"(Joseph is Rosalie and Emmetts adopted child, he's only one. Scarlett is Alice and Jaspers they found her in a car crash, she's soon turning one) I said.

"What has our family come to?" Carlisle sighed.

ALICE POV:

I was building a trap for Emmett to fall into when I got a vision.

"It's going to be okay Esme, I sent in a form" Carlisle comforted Esme.

"Congradulations, you've been exepted!"

"This is our family" Esme said as I saw our family all lined up with not so happy faces on.

"I've never worked with teenagers but I'm sure I can manage, no need to worry Esme" the Nanny smiled.

I froze then ran to Esme and Carlisle room with Edward right behind me.

"NOOOOO!" Me and Edward shouted as we entered Esme and Carlisles bedroom. Why! WHY! Carlisle just smiled.

"Ugh! Whatever! This sucks!" I shouted then ran to the living room. Edward groaned then followed me.

"Everyone get into the living room! Now!" I shouted. Everyone was in the living room in a few seconds. Rosalie came down looking pretty pissed with a toliet paper covered Joseph in her arms.

"Alright! Who mummified Joseph!" Rosalie growled. Everyone burst out laughing. Rosalie growled once more and Emmett put his arms around Rosalies waist.

"Anyways..." I started "Esme and Carlisle are signing us up for SuperNanny!" I complained. Everyone groaned.

"Do we get accepted?" Jasper asked as he rocked Scarlett. Which was so adorable!

"Yes, and she said she's never worked with teenagers but she could manage" I said. Everyone laughed. When Renesmee(Who is now 13), heard that a Nanny was coming over kicked the soccer ball she was holding right into Edwards chest. Renesmee didn't even say sorry like she usually does, she just laughed which made us all laugh except Edward of course. Edward just got up took Nessie upside down, took a rope that was already tied into the ceiling thanks to Emmett, and hung Nessie by her legs upside down, then walked back to the couch.

"Edward!" Bella yelled. "What has gotten into you?" Bella asked as she walked over to Nessie to help her down.

"No Mommy! Its fun! Spin me!" Nessie giggled. Bella looked puzzled but did as she said then walked back to the couch*

"So, what are we going to do?" Rosalie asked, which I didn't except from Rosalie but everyone is acting different now a days.

"We make her stay here a living nightmare" I said. We all agreed then went to think.

A FEW DAYS LATER!

CARLISLE POV:

"Ok, we've been accepted, so I want this house tidy by tommorow" I ordered. The house is appsolutley trashed. Theres toliet paper everywhere ropes hanging from the ceiling, sticky floors with who knows what on it, every room in this house is just trashed.

Renesmee walked over to me with a sad puppy dog look on her face, this was obviously Emmett's idea.

"Grandpa, please don't send a Nanny over" she pleaded.

"Renesmee, I'm sorry but this family needs it" I said. Renesmee just nodded then walked towards Jacob.

"Hey, don't you have your bedroom to clean?" I asked. Renesmee looked at me with a whatever look then ran upstairs. Oh Renesmee. Since Renesmee was born we moved once, we moved just two years ago to here. Renesmee loves this house because when you walk into her room you see a beautiful swirling stairs that go up to the rest of her bedroom where her bed is and stuff. She's usually in her room most of the time.

I was fixing a flower pot when I heard Renesmee scream. Everyone ran to Renesmees room. When I got to her room I saw what she was screaming at. There was a person handcuffed to her staircase.

"Ok! Who did this!" I demanded. Everyone was quiet for a second at my freak out. Slowly Emmett and Jasper raised their hands. Everyone looked at them but Alice and Rosalie.

"What happened?" I asked trying not to raise my voice.

"Well, Rosie and Allie took us out shopping and this guy and his friend who didn't...umm..exactly make it, they flirted with them! While we were standing right there! The guy who didn't make it tried to raise Rosie's skirt and reached for Allie's boobs" Emmett growled.

"And this guy wouldn't shut up! He kept saying rude comments to Allie and Rose, Rose was actully sobbing because he reminded her of Royce and his friends" Jasper explained and Emmett started growling even louder. Rose curled herself into Emmetts arms. The guy locked up shook he was so scared.

"Please. Please, let me go" the man pleaded.

"What if he rats!" Emmett said.

"He won't. Will you?" Jasper sneered at the man tied up.

"No, no sir. I'm just a bum" the man said. I'm so disapointed. My sons could have thought a little smarter. Esme silently sobbed in my chest.

"Esme dear, will you take this man to the door and give him some food and money" I asked Esme.

"Of course" Esme said as Jasper tore the handcoffs off. Esme took him by the arm and lead him downstairs.

"All of you finish cleaning, hunt, then stay in your rooms till the Nanny gets here" I ordered.