Draco's Message to Fanfiction Writers
Author's Note: I do not own Harry Potter.
Draco Malfoy was furious. He had read Fanfiction and was shocked. If it wasn't some pairings with OC's, it was That Worst Fanfiction Commentaries, and even if it wasn't that, it was even pairings involving him with his enemies. Some Muggles need to keep things in Canon, he thought. Pulling out his laptop, he egan to write on his blog a message which read:
Dear Fanfiction Writers
How dare you make me OOC? I don't even love that Mary-Sue. The Pairings are just stupid. I do NOT EVEN LIKE THE GOLDEN TRIO, by the way, and pairing me with OC's is silly. That Fanfiction made me the butt of many jokes now, and I hate it. Wait till my
father hears about this! If you going to write about me, keep me in character.
Draco Malfoy.
P.S: That My Immortal destroyed the last bit of humanity I had.
Smirking, Draco saved his message on the blog, and he went back to the Slytherin Common Room.