Yes, I know. My partner and I haven't written a fanfic in like what seems like, ever. He's got school exams and just went back to China for the summer, I got piano exams and I'm going to Yellowknife for a few weeks. But now, we're. Rather, I'm back for a short time. (Kira side) let's just go with the fact that my partner and I were having a, oh let's say… "phase". Well, anyhow; I'm starting us off again (temporarily until we go into another phase) with a short comedy. Anyhow, enjoy!

Chapter 1: The 4 Legendary Thoughts.

"O snap, dawg!" proclaimed a voice from a black box sitting infront of a computer screen, "You gave my ride nitro! Thanks, homie…" the voice trailed on for what seemed like for hours.

Genis, Zelos, Lloyd, and Kratos were all seated across the TV from a room much like a Renegade base watching "Pimp My Ride" re-runs. The bunch sat for hours, just staring at the screen. Commercials, after commercials. They kept quiet just waiting for a sign of some excitement around in the rather dead looking world. After the journey of Regeneration was completed, the party disbanded and headed their own ways. Everyone had their own things to do, except for Genis, Zelos, Lloyd, and Kratos.

Genis was playing the same paranoid thought in his mind over and over. "Presea… you're just like this car that MTV is pimping. So costly to be with you, but so full of joy when I am... Ah… Presea…"

Zelos rather was having quite a different thought, likewise. Playing the thought over and over in his mind. "O snap man, those jeans are TIGHT!"

Lloyd, being the idiot he is, had only minor thoughts going through his head. The party had said he had grown much more intelligent while on the journey of Regeneration, but now. It was a total different story. "What the hell does pimp my ride mean anyway?"

And finally, we end at Kratos, the rather solemn one of the party just sat their with his hair in his line of vision with a stern look at the screen. Thoughts ran through his head that no other human could ever compromise. Thoughts so difficult, when thought; the world's ground would shake and sputter, volcanoes would erupt, hurricanes and tornadoes would start out, lives would be lost, infants would cry. That one thought was, "--- plays theme from Seinfield ---." But no, that was not the true thought that would cause so much disruption in the world. Yes, the real thought was much more devastating.

"My head is a box, filled with nothing. And that's the way I like it.."

By what is shown, it's obvious that the heroes have all turned into complete assholes who just sit on a couch watching MTV all day. But today was special, something would happen. Something of such greatness, it would upset the delicate balance of the world.

"Yo, Zelos." Lloyd greeted, HERE IT COMES, THE DEVASTING THOUGHT. "can you get me another beer?" Ah… Yes the thought that could, what the fck? That's not the thought. Ahhh who cares, I'm getting another beer.

And so ends another day in the life of the heroes, beer, MTV, a couch with a bubble gum wad stuck to the bottom, ah… yes it was the perfect life. What could possibly go wrong…?

"HOLY CRAP, DID A TWINKY JUST FALL THROUGH THE AIR AND LAND ON LLOYD'S HOUSE?" exclaimed Genis.

"OH, MY GOD YES! LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT!" Lloyd answered in excitement.

My goodness… why do I even bother with the narrating…

And so, ends the first chapter of my comedy. Watcha think of it? Leave some review, I wanna feel the joy again. And I might just continue then. Peace!