You really shouldn't take my things, Mr. Holmes. It isn't nice. -JMx

Consider it payback for taking mine. -SH

Oh, Sherly, I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. -JMx

Don't call me Sherly, or it won't end well for your sniper. -SH

He's a grown man. I'm sure he can take care of himself. -JMx

He was a bit inebriated when I found him. -SH

And he'll pay dearly for that, don't you worry. -JMx

Are you going to continue to threaten my employee or explain to me why you have him? -JMx

I want information. -SH

You could've tried asking for it nicely. -JMx

I could have, but I just can't seem to have a decent conversation with you without something blowing up. -SH

And you think kidnapping Moran was any better? Tsk tsk. -JMx

Tell me about the Macleod murder. -SH

No. Sorry, Holmes dear, I love a game, but I haven't got anything for you. -JMx

Where should I shoot your friend first? Right or left patella? -SH

You wouldn't. -JMx

Wouldn't I? -SH

He's suffered worse, believe me. What makes you think you can use him as leverage? -JMx

Sleeping beauty has finally awoken. He's got lip, too. Don't you teach your employees any manners? -SH

Your point, Mr. Holmes? -JMx

People do get so sentimental about their pets. So touchingly loyal. -SH

I see. -JMx

Perhaps I'll break his hands first. Bone by bone. Every metacarpal. Then he won't be so useful to you, will he? -SH

I'm surprised you haven't done so already. Payback for taking your things? And you're calling me sentimental... -JMx

Honestly, who do you think held the gun pointed at your dear John's explosive vest? -JMx

Just try getting at his fingers, Holmes. He'd probably chew them off before letting you break them. -JMx

That's nothing a bit of anesthetics can't change. -SH

Poor move. Knock him out and it won't hurt anymore. -JMx

He still won't be able to pick up his gun. I hear sniper rifles are extremely heavy. -SH

Go ahead, break his hands. I won't stop you. Maybe he'll think twice about getting pissed from now on. -JMx

He had something very rude to say in response to that, I can assure you. -SH

I'm not surprised. -JMx

I could always shoot him, if he's that useless to you. -SH

I never said he was useless. And I'm afraid I'd have to bring hell down upon you if you shot him. -JMx

Sentiment. -SH

It's adorable when you presume to understand me. -JMx

Enlighten me. -SH

You know his reputation. Sebastian is a complete and utter moron, but a moron with impeccable aim. I can't be bothered with replacing him. -JMx

So I'm correct in assuming it would be unfortunate to lose him now? -SH

You know what happens when you assume, Sherlock. You make an 'ass' of 'u' and 'me' -JMx

Very clever. Am I wrong? -SH

You may have overestimated his value to me, but for the most part, you are correct. -JMx

Then give me the information I want and your pet will be returned to you alive. -SH

Don't let him hear you call him 'my pet', Mr. Holmes. He'd positively loathe that. -JMx

The Macleod murder. -SH

It wasn't so much a murder as it was a tragic accident. -JMx

You seem to think I won't kill Sebastian even if it suits my needs, Moriarty. -SH

Because you won't. It's something I might do without a second thought. Do you dare bring yourself to my level? Aren't you better than that? Saving people, arresting people, working with the imbeciles in the police. -JMx

You're sorely mistaken. How many men has your sniper killed previously? More importantly, how many people could I save by ending him now? -SH

More than you can imagine. -JMx

What's stopping me from putting a bullet in his brain? -SH

He's no longer useful or important to me if he's dead, idiot. Surely the great Sherlock Holmes figured that out. Shoot him and you lose any leverage you might have had. -JMx

Your choice, Mr. Holmes. What's more important to you, solving the case or stopping more cases from occurring? -JMx

What do you choose, Mr. Holmes? -JMx

Oh come on, Holmes. Don't start the game if you aren't going to play. -JMx

Don't be such a tease, Sherlock. It's rather rude. -JMx

Holmes? -JMx

If you've shot him... -JMx

I thought I 'overestimated' his value to you? -SH

You have, genius. -JMx

Then you weren't threatening me just now? -SH

I read too much into it. -SH

You want to play this game? Where's your doctor, Holmes? -JMx

Safe. -SH

I've made sure of it. -SH

So tell me about the Macleod murder. -SH

Fine. But if you want to talk, let's talk like adults. -JMx

You want to meet at the pool again? -SH

Please. A phone call will do nicely. -JMx

It will. -SH