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!!!!!!! Ching dor dor ze gau!! (Chinglish)

It was a typical day in Konoha; a ninja was walking aimlessly with his usual scowl when he spotted a girl sitting on the edge of a fountain. She was wearing a plain white dress and a straw hat with a big sunflower on it. Beside her was a suitcase. The boy smirked. And walked right up and sat next to her.

"Hey there, beautiful," he said with a smirk. She glanced at him with wide fearful eyes and immediately looked away.

Who are you? What do you want? She asked.

Oh, just want to say hi, and you know who I am. He said, while edging closer to her.

Back off. You don't want trouble. She threatened while looking for a way to escape.

Reading what she might be trying to do, he pinned her down, their faces only inches apart. You know who I am.

Back off. She whispered while struggling.

Say my name, and I'll back off. He whispered back, obviously enjoying himself.

Back off, Sasuke. She whined, giving in.

"Oh, so you do know me. Good to see you, Hoshi. Still stunning as ever." And with that, the Uchiha leaned closer, trying to steal a kiss from her.

See, I was going to introduce you two sooner or later, but I believe that you already know each other. A man said.

"Kakashi!" Hoshi exclaimed, wriggling out of Sasuke's grasp and into the arms of the masked ninja. Sasuke growled at their relationship, they were close… too close.

"How's my baby doing?" Kakashi asked while picking her up by the armpit and twirled her around. Baby? Sasuke thought, sick! She was the same freakin' age as he was.

"Oh, Kakashi, I'm so glad to see you." She said as she beamed with her soft and sweet features. "I'll be living with you won't I?"

Sasuke clutch the edge of the fountain and his hands left marks on the marble. He was drowning in jealousy and he felt like pulling Hoshi away from Kakashi and ask him if he knew he was too old for her and…

"Of course, I do." Kakashi said between chuckles, "you wouldn't actually think that I didn't know that we are a couple too many years apart, do you?" Sasuke let go. He was so blinded with fury that he didn't realize that he was actually holding Kakashi by the collar.

"Hmm… seems like somebody has a crush." Kakashi mumbled to himself. "Uncs, you're not helping." Hoshi mumbled to herself a bit louder so he could well hear her. Hatake just smiled.

"Now, let's go home. I've prepared your room like you used to love it." The crazy silver haired man said. "Sasuke, will you help with the baggage?"

Kakashi! Came a growl.

Yes! Of course. Came his answer.

Alrighty, let's go. And the man started whistling as he lead the couple to his house.

Hmp. She turned away from him. The whole outfit was a disguise hoping that he wouldn't recognize her.

Hn. He turned towards him. He knew he'd recognize this face anywhere and no matter how many years has passed.

Tut tut tut. Came the music from the man's mouth as he wondered what story will unfold with the arrival of this gorgeous maiden.