"Jasper, stop complaining. You're the one who takes it the hardest when you don't keep yourself under control."

"Yeah, Edward, but…"

"Look, I'm just going to listen to your thoughts. Whenever they get out of control, it'll just give you a small electric shock. It'll teach you how to control them, right? You want to get better, right?"

"Yeah, but are you SURE this is going to help? You seemed WAY too enthusiastic about this idea."

"Look, whenever your thoughts get dangerous, you just get a little shock from the collar, and then it's all better, like this."

"Ow! Damit! Edward…"

"Oh stop complaining, that was just to show you…"

"You're ENJOYING this!"

"Now Jasper, I'm your brother. How could you say that?"

"Hey! Edward, Is he wearing it yet?"

"Yeah, check this out!"

"OW! Who told Emmett about this?"

"This is going to be AWESOME! This is the best idea you ever had, Edward."

"You guys ARE enjoying this. Carlisle?"

"What is it? Oh my god… boys, give me that?"

"Aw, Carlisle, you're going to ruin our whole weekend! We had PLANS!"

"You guys suck!... OWW"